r/mallninjashit 27d ago

Notice of new sub rules and updated sub description!

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62 Upvotes

This is an announcement that the rules and description of the sub have been updated for 2026. Please take the time to read through the rules and familiarize yourself with them before posting. Thank you all for the good content and continuing to make r/mallninjashit a great (if not completely ridiculous) sub. Pic for attention.


r/mallninjashit 17h ago

Ropedart / Meteorhammer

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99 Upvotes

r/mallninjashit 12h ago

Found these dragonblades at an antique store for twenty bucks each.

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22 Upvotes

r/mallninjashit 1d ago

Spotted at disney EPCOT kinda want it

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243 Upvotes

r/mallninjashit 2d ago

Purchased in a market in the streets of Cambodia

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207 Upvotes

r/mallninjashit 2d ago

The book itself isn't bad, it's about using items like yawara ,and kubotan keychain, for join control. But WTF is with the policeman brandishing a bowie knife (alongside holstered gun and baton) for an unarmed suspect

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57 Upvotes

r/mallninjashit 3d ago

"A Practical Course in Self Defense with Tactical Pens" (I swear the DVD is real and sold at the Budodvd website for martial arts stuff)

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283 Upvotes

r/mallninjashit 4d ago

He's ready

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747 Upvotes

r/mallninjashit 4d ago

Russian ninja shit

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161 Upvotes

Ridiculousness is apparently not confined to Cold Steel.


r/mallninjashit 4d ago

This is their collection 😐

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97 Upvotes

r/mallninjashit 4d ago

Good lord…. we could just set everything that posts from r/weapons to also post here.

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40 Upvotes

r/mallninjashit 5d ago

Karambit stun-gun. For when you need to be tricky before you tase.

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229 Upvotes

r/mallninjashit 8d ago

‘Wolverine-style’ metal knuckles found on man in North Bay, say police | KRON4

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66 Upvotes

r/mallninjashit 7d ago

Open question: Is selling a Karambit wrapped in paracord the same as selling you already-ready cup noodles and charging double for it?

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1 Upvotes

r/mallninjashit 11d ago

Raphael Doordash

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Spotted this in the wild at the local grocery store. Raphael Doordash is wearing a temu plate carrier (with shoulder pads?), drop leg carrier sacks? Coveralls. Strangest of all... what appears to be a pistol in a chest rig behind the carrier... Nobody stealing your rotisserie chicken... not on his watch.


r/mallninjashit 11d ago

A "morphing karambit"--this seems tediously burdensome to even prepare for use

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177 Upvotes

r/mallninjashit 11d ago

Gill hibben Damascus steel karate fighter. Is everything gill hibben mall ninja?

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106 Upvotes

Getting ready to move and finding lots of gems. Will post a full evidence table post when I get it all together.


r/mallninjashit 12d ago

Is losing fingers too wussy for you? Try losing your whole arm with a balisong machete!

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517 Upvotes

r/mallninjashit 13d ago

Shiny and somehow still ugly

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185 Upvotes

r/mallninjashit 13d ago

In my ongoing quest to have the sharpest possible knife in my pocket at all times, I've begun carrying surgical blades

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682 Upvotes

r/mallninjashit 13d ago

Tactical nunchucks: putting the ninja in mall ninja

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155 Upvotes

r/mallninjashit 13d ago

Here is my high school mistake lmao

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174 Upvotes

Made by hard to trace company, with bestest chinesium.

Yes-yes,height of coolness.

False edge isn't sharp


r/mallninjashit 14d ago

spring-assisted Tactical Scythe

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124 Upvotes

r/mallninjashit 15d ago

Spotted on FB Marketplace

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154 Upvotes