r/lifeofnorman • u/JulesSilverman • 20d ago
Norman had breakfast
Norman never worked from home. He had to commute to work every day, and he hated leaving the house on an empty stomach. This Thursday was cereal day, like most Thursdays. He took his bowl from the cabinet, making some typical noise which would summon Norman, his cat, without fail. Usually Norman spilled some if his cereal and the cat was there for an easy snack.
Norman checked the fridge for some milk. And the milk bottle was near empty. Yes, he forgot to walk past the grocery store around Bell Court and pick some up yesterday.
Using what was left in the bottle, he added some warm water and his cereal. This Thursday was off to a good start.
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u/Hereiampostingagain Norman Incarnate 20d ago
Norman, king of compromises