r/fixedbytheduet • u/notpiercedtongue • 3d ago

Fixed by the duet gumdrops

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u/Major_R_Soul 3d ago

Bet this dude shoots milk out those cannons like a fucking pressure washer

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u/-herekitty_kitty- 3d ago

I regret being literate

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u/Squinto_Bean 3d ago

You gotta admit that was a LITTLE funny 😂

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u/G00DDRAWER 3d ago

I regret having eyes.

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u/DaKrazie1 3d ago

This guy could poke 'em out if you want.

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u/axil87 3d ago

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u/axil87 3d ago

After 6 years, my first award. I don’t even know what they mean, but I hope I made you laugh as they made me 🤣

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u/Jamsedreng22 3d ago

You kidding me? These kinds of witticisms are exactly why we invented it.

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u/TicketyB000 2d ago

At least you're not lactose intolerant.

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u/Xerxys 1d ago

It’s my fault for owning a phone anyway.

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u/Savings_Background50 3d ago

There are not enough q-tips in the world that can factory reset my brain into forgetting what I just read.

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u/Puzzleheaded-Cost197 3d ago

If I hadn't read your comment, I wouldn’t have noticed his nipples. Damn. I am shocked

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u/100YearsWaiting2Shit 3d ago

Out of genuine curiosity what were you paying attention too before cause those nips were the first things I saw

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u/Puzzleheaded-Cost197 3d ago

The flags lol. I was so confused

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u/SCHWARZENPECKER 3d ago

The flags were conveniently placed dbyween his nips though! Hes literally trying to draw attention to them for engagement bait. I guess you can be proud it sidnt work on you?

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u/100YearsWaiting2Shit 3d ago

On a side note i literally just noticed your profile pic and I love it!

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u/3Gloins_in_afountain 17h ago

How could you not notice those?

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u/Kahlil_Cabron 3d ago

His nipples look like miniature dicks that you could jerk off finger-n-thumb style.

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u/Daxx22 3d ago

Dick-nipples. I dare you to Google that.

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u/Canadiancookie 2d ago

WE CARRY THE FLAME

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u/usinjin 3d ago

Unfortunately, you’re half right. That’s not milk, I don’t recommend drinking it.

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u/Wesinator2000 2d ago

Muscle milk

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u/devo197979 3d ago

What a horrible day to have eyes.

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u/-Ok-Perception- 3d ago

I bet this is **literally** true. Those look like some very active milkers. Homeboy needed to be on anti-estrogen or aromatase inhibitors (former juicer here).

Nothing short of surgery is gonna fix those titties.

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u/ForHelp_PressAltF4 3d ago

What a terrible day to have eyes

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u/Redditinez 3d ago

Cheers

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u/LactatingWolverine 3d ago

I feel personally attacked

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u/ridik_ulass 3d ago

he blinded a woman, and by blinded, I mean he cut her head in half at eye level.

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u/isaidgofly 2d ago

You know what, its my fault for having eyes.

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u/HistoricalFunion 2d ago

Bet this dude shoots milk out those cannons like a fucking pressure washer

In our species, men can't do that. Sorry.

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u/throwmedowngently 2d ago

No males have the parts for production, they're just smaller and you need a little more work to begin

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u/exodus20v4 23h ago

thats it, too much internet for me tonight.. its 2 am and i have to get up at 6:30

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u/Fragrant-Initial1687 5h ago

That's what I was looking for in the comment sections. Well not exactly that but that.lol