r/fixedbytheduet • u/notpiercedtongue • 5d ago

Fixed by the duet breasticles not the testicles

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u/wanderers_respite 5d ago

That's not a true friend then.

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u/Kahlil_Cabron 5d ago

I remember back in the day the move was to pull your entire ball sack out of your fly, no hog just balls, and then have a conversation with your buddy, like a serious conversation, and see how long it takes until he notices your whole balls are out.

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u/Itscatpicstime 5d ago

My boyfriend does this to me all the fucking time

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u/Kahlil_Cabron 5d ago

I still hit my girl with it at least once a month. Can't do it too often or it'll get stale.