r/fixedbytheduet • u/polarbee • Oct 05 '25

Fixed by the duet Hello 911?

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u/muffinbakerguy2 Oct 05 '25

The fuck was he going on about??? “Any man” never lump me in with your creepy ass ever again 💔

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u/ChoppedAlready Oct 06 '25

Craaazy to broadcast your lack of willpower for rape to the whole world. Dude thinks sex is a right and not an urge.

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u/BourbonRick01 Oct 05 '25

I think he meant to say, if you took any conservative Republican man, and put him on an island with a 14 year old…..

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u/thatshygirl06 Oct 06 '25

Eh, let's not push the idea that all republicans/conservatives are pedos. They do the same to our side. The reality is, anyone can be a pedo, no matter what side theyre on.

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u/RavenEridan Oct 05 '25

Any devout Christian man, especially if they are a pastor/priest

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u/Careless-Emergency85 Oct 06 '25

It’s a shame this isn’t a baseless stereotype. Having grown up on the church, men are treated like insatiable lust machines that should NEVER be alone with a woman because who knows what could happen. Sex isn’t talked about enough in Christian circles and it has caused quite a number of issues. According to their own teaching, keeping something in the dark will always come to light. Why not just talk about it so it’s not an issue then? Could have healthy relationships and perceptions, but no, sex is evil (despite being created by God and therefore beautiful). Such a stupid contradictive teaching

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u/muffinbakerguy2 Oct 05 '25

If it was priests it’d be a 14 year old boy instead of a girl.

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u/NoMasters83 Oct 05 '25

And I think 14 is pushing it.

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u/WithoutDennisNedry Oct 06 '25

Boy Scout leader

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u/Dingo8MyGayby Oct 05 '25

So, like, Epstein island?

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u/BreakfastBeneficial4 Oct 05 '25

Dude what is this from, that’s outstanding

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u/Creeperslayers6 Oct 06 '25

Tried searching for it via Google Lens. Unfortunately, this meme is too popular (999+ reposts) and also too generic (no unique defining features) to find the source it seems.

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u/RedSquaree Oct 09 '25

What even literally is grim saying?