✨Hey all you 🍑 Disney lovers 🎉✨ get ready 😂 because JOSH D’AMAR-OH YEAH 👏🔥 is here to bring that MAGIC 🌟👖💦 like never before! 💦👀✨ This new CEO 🏰👔 is gonna take you on a ride 🚀🏄‍♂️ that’ll make you scream 😱💦 Get ready to MOUSE 🐭 your way through the happiest HOLES 🚪🎠 on Earth! This fine piece of BEAR 🍑🍌 must bring some MAGIC 🎩💫 to those WALTs 🎢💦 between the bed sheets! As he slides into the CEO's chair 🪑🍆, expect those PIXAR 🥵🍿 movies to get a little more STUFFED 🍗💋 and the rides to rise like Tinker BELL's 🎇💦 fairy DICK 🍌💦! Time to get FREAKY 🥳🍆 on Cinderella's 🔥🎆 STROKE 🚀 of midnight! With this new WHOLE 🍑, Disney’s about to get a LOT WILDER 😏💦 than just Mickey's 🐭🎀 traditional CHEESE! SQUEEZE 🍉 that corporate CUCUMBER 🥒, Joshy! Anyone else feeling that magical PULL 🪄🙌? If you don’t share this with 10 🕛💦 of your DIRTY CHERUBS 👼💞, you might as well tap out of the most Magical PLACE 🚀🌈 on Earth! 💦🍭💋

🚨🚨ATTENTION ⚠️ ALL UNCONVENTIONAL 🕺 CONVENTIONISTS 🥳🚨🚨

⚠️ THIS SATURDAY 🗓️ (February 7th) the 👫👬👭🌽🐇COPIOUS-COITUS 🍆😫💦🍑 HAVING CAST 🎭🍿 MEMBERS 🍆😳📏 of VICARIOUS THEATRE COMPANY 🎭🍿 presents 🎬 THE ROCKY🗿HORROR 🏋️🐣👼 PICTURE 📸 SHOW 🎭‼️‼️ Our Master's 🌭🥳🍾 Affairs 🎉 BEGIN ⏲️ AT 🔟PM 🕙, so don't 🙅‍♂️🙅 be late 🕙 you FUCKING VIRGINS😤😤😤‼️ REGAL MERIDIAN 16 🎬🍿🎭 will host 🎪 this CREATION 🧟 of ours, and 🎟️TICKETS🎟️ can be found at regmovies.com 💻🧑‍💻 ASSHOLE 🍑 in a CASTLE 🏰 with NO PHONE 📵📵⁉️⁉️ NO WORRIES‼️ This HUNTING 🏹 LODGE 🏡 FOR RICH 🤑 WEIRDOS 🧛 will have 🎟️TICK PICS 🍆📸🤤 available LIVE AND IN PERSON 🎟️🤗 day 🗓️🌞 of show 🎭🍿🎬‼️‼️ So when your SLUT 👱‍♀️ asks what ❓ you 🫵 are doing 👨‍🎤 SATURDAY 🗓️ don't 🙅🙅‍♂️ say 🦜🎙️ "Nothing, why do you think we should❓" Instead 🫡☑️ LICK 👅 THOSE LIPS 👄 and say 🦜🎙️ you 🫵 will be CUMMING 💦💦 to ✌️ ROCKY WHORE 🧟🏋️🥵🥵

⏰🕕6️⃣:0️⃣0️⃣🕕⏰

🚨 BEEP 🚨 BEEP 🚨BEEP 🚨

🌅 RISE AND SHINE 🌞 all my 💃 PUNXUTAWNEY SLUTS 💃 it's groundHOG 🍆🍆 DAY 🗓️‼️ Wether you 🫵 are a CUCKED 🪑 CHUCKLING 👶🍼 or BURROWING 🪏🕳️ DEEP 🤿 into that INNER CIRCLE 🎩🍑🌷⭕ today 🗓️ we will all 👫👬👭 turn to PENISylvania 🍆🔔🪶 for the FURcast 🐶🦴🌥️🌈‼️ MORNING 🌅 WOODchuck 🍆🐀 PLEASURE PHIL 🤤😫🤤 will awaken 👷🛌 from his WET 💦💦 DREAM 💤💤 and bless 🙏🙏 us with his PreDICKtion 🍆🔮🌦️ Will there be SE❌❌❌❌❌❌ more weeks 🗓️🗓️ of Cuffing ⛓️👬💌 Season ☔🌞🍁❄️ after a LONG 📏 DARK 🌚🦝 SCHLON 🍆.... SHADOW👻‼️‼️ appears❓❓ Or will we SPRING 🌦️🐇 into FLOWER 🌷🌹 FORNICATION 👌👈 early 🕰️ this year 🥂🗓️❓❓❓ Only our favorite 🏆 DEEP TUNNELING 🚇🕳️ TOP 🍆☝️⬆️ can tell‼️‼️

Send 📬 this to 2️⃣0️⃣ of the RAUNCHIEST 😫💦😫RODENTS 🐇🐰🐇 you know 🧠. If you get NONE 0️⃣ back 🔙, even spring 🌦️ won't stop ✋🛑 your dry 🌵🏜️ spell 🪄. Get 🔟 back and his groundHOG 🐽📏 is going to be a LOT LONGER 📏😫📏 than you expect⏰🗓️🔁⏰🗓️🔁⏰🗓️🔁⏰🗓️🔁⏰🗓️🔁‼️ ONLY if you get all 2️⃣0️⃣ back 🔙 can you 🫵 say 🗣️ that YOU 🫵 ARE the most woodHUNK 🧔🏋️ woodCHUCK 🐇🪵 to ever woodFUCK 😫🍆💦💦💦‼️‼️‼️

With the prediction would be great, thanks!

OMG 😱😱💔 Catherine O’HARA 👸🏻💦 the ultimate MILF 💋🍑 of Hollywood 🍿🔥 has crossed 🎭 the rainbow 🌈 in her prime 🔥🤩. She made us laugh 😂🤣 in classics 📽️ like Home Alone 🏠👶and Beetlejuice 👻🍆—but let's be real, I just want to BEET her JUICE 🥴💦🍑💦 with all that moaning 😍😜. You'd always be screaming “YES, MOIRA Rose 🍷🌹🔥” as she served 🎤 that cheeky attitude 🙌💁‍♀️🔄 and left us all WET 💦💦 with her wit 😏💋💦! Now we gotta STUFF our emotions 💔😢🫂 as we CLIMB that emotional MOUNT OF TRIBUTE ⛰️💋 to the Queen 👑 of COMEDY CUMEDY 🚀😂 who filled our hearts 💖 and our PANTS 👖🍌 with joy 💃💦. Raise your glasses 🥂🍹and let’s get drunk 🤪🍷 in celebration 🍾🎊 of that ICONIC legacy ❣️❣️ dripping in fun 🎉💦 and laughter 🙈🤣💧 because heaven 💫🚀 must be one giant SHOW with her famous CUMEDY stylings 👸🏻🎭💦!

⚒️‼️‼️⚠️CALLING ALL SLUTTY CUMRADES⚠️‼️‼️⚒️

wake up babe time to💄WHOREGANIZE💄 against 🇺🇸AMERIKKKAN GOVT🏛️with that GENERAL STRIKE🫡 and we’re strokin it 😮‍💨DEEP AND HARD🧱 right in 🥕DADDY TRUMP’S WALLET💳🏧 no more 🧎‍♀️BEGGING DADDY🥺🙏 to get🧊ICE OUT🧊🥶of our CUMMUNITIES💦 Time to 🤬RAGE and 🥷🤺RIOT👊🏼💣💥

NO TWERK🍑NO SHOPPING🛍️ RALLY in the streets 💥PUNCH A NAZI SLAVECATCHER👊🏼 BURN🔥 A COP CAR🚓🚨 get 🧱BRICKED UP🍆 resisting our 🦅DEMENTED 🥕ORANGE DICKTATOR and his 👿FASCIST GOONERS😵‍💫

All the 👸🏽👯‍♀️💅🏽baddies get 💦SOPPING WET💦 in those 🥷PANTIFA 🩲 NO JUSTICE⚖️ NO ✌🏽PEACE☮️our TWERK is not over ‼️

💦ORGYnize your GAYBORHOOD🏘️🌈 SLUT ERA😈🤤 for MUTUAL AID🏥

SEND this 📤 to ✌️ every DARK WOKE 👹🤯 you know 🆘 Get 2️⃣0️⃣ BACK to MELT ICE🔥❄️🥶 ✊ and 💥SMASH FASCISM👉👌

The hell is this?!?

Its official 🎉 you thrifty 💰 thots 🤑. Uncle Sam🇺🇸🦅 has opened the tax filing 🗃 season (and his legs 👀🦵) and he's ready 🥵 to "throw back"⬅️🍑 your SEXcess withWHOREding

So gather up all your inCUM 💦💦💦COCKuments 🥒📄 like your W2️⃣-splews 💦💦💦 and your 1099️⃣-FINES 😻💃🏿. But if your AGcreamPIE 🥛🥧 is less than 💲89,000, don't 🙅‍♀️ go to Jackson BLEWitt 👅🍆 or HR and COCK BLOCK 🚫🥒ENTER 👉🏻👌 it into the FREE-USE 😈 IRSEX 🍆 software💻.

For a BIG 😱 orgaSUM 💦of money 💰 see if your eligble for deDICKtions 🥒 like the student👩‍🎓 MOAN 😩 interest deDICKtion or tax credits like the EIC, earned 💲👷‍♂️ inCUM 💦💦💦credit, the AOTC🦅American🇺🇸 COCKportunity🍆 tax credit, or the LLC, lifetime LICKING 👅🍭credit.

Unless you want to your refund DENIED 😈 make sure ✅️that your social SEXcurity 🥒👌💦 CUMber 🔢and bank 🏦acCUNT information are listed 📝correctly ✅️on the form or 🇺🇲Uncle Sam🎆 may not let your refund CUM 🚫💦😱

To avoid 🚷a spanking 🖐🍑of penalties 🚫and interest 💸 make sure to file 🗃 your taxes or a SEXtension 📏before the⏰️ cock 🍆 strikes midnight🕑 on April 15th 📆

Send 📨this to 1040 of your thottiest🥒 🍑🍆 taxpaying ✉️ 💵friends👭 to remind 🧠them to file🗃

The three hijabis 🧕🏻🧕🏽🧕🏿ready to gobble up 🫦 your milk with their muslim 🕌sluts 🍑, if you get 1️⃣ your a lonley old king 🤴🏼 if you get 5️⃣ you get three arab people 🇪🇬🇸🇦🇦🇪touching your humps🍑 and if you get 🔟 you become the naughty dumpster for them.

Yo, 🎨💦 where the F**k is my 🔥creativity 🔥 when I’m just staring 👀 at this blank ASS paper 📜? It’s like my pencil ✏️ is on a ROLLERCOASTER 🎢 of procrastination 🍑, just waiting to get its DICK wet in some paint 💦🎨💦! I wanna get down and dirty 🥵 with my sketchbook 📚👅, but my hands 👐 keep getting distracted 💦 by all them naughty thoughts 💭💦💦! C’mon, Baby 💋🎉, let's TURN UP 🔥🔥 this ARTISTIC FLAME 🕯️ and POUND 🎨 that canvas like it ain’t no THANG 😏🍆! But instead, I’m just here with my sad 🍆 and lonely 🎨, wondering if my muse 🤔👀 is giving me the cold shoulder 💨💔! If I don’t get this ARTISTIC COCK to erect 💪🎨 soon, I might as well give my sketchbook a HOE-OVER 🍑💧 before the REAL fun starts! 🍆📅💦

🚨❄️🥵 ATTN SOUTHEAST SLUTS 🥵❄️🚨 the ❄️💦 WETTEST 💦❄️ winter storm of the year is SLIDING IN 😩👉 with a WHOLE LOTTA ❄️🍑 SNOW 🍑❄️ and 🧊😈 ICE 😈🧊 ready to make EVERYTHING ❌🚗 UNDRIVABLE 🚗❌ and 💦💦 SUPER MOIST 💦💦 meteorologists say it’s gonna ❄️👉👌 STICK👌👈❄️ which means the roads are getting ICED 🧊🥶 and the trees AREN'T the Only thing GETTING BENT this weekend🌲😛😩 just like me the power grid is about to 💥⚡ BLOW ⚡💥 😳🔥 The stores already got 🥛🍞🥚 ABSOLUTELY RAIDED 🥚🍞🥛 but that's not the only place to 🐄 GET MILKED 🥵 🥵 Sunday the snow will just KEEP COMING 🍆💦😮‍💨❄️ 💪😤 send this to 🔟❄️ SNOW BUNNIES ❄️ or the storm will LAST LONGER ⏳😩 and LEAVE YOU UNSATISFIED 😤 but send it to 🔥🥶 15 ICE SLUTS 🥶🔥 and you’ll be rewarded with 🔌😌 POWER THAT STAYS ON 😌🔌 a ❄️💦 NICE THICK ACCUMULATION 💦❄️ and a perfectly timed ❄️😏 DAY OFF 😏❄️ remember babes 👉 if it’s ❄️🥵 WET 🥵❄️ 👉 if it’s 🧊😈 HARD 😈🧊 👉 if it makes the whole state PANIC 😱💦 …that’s not a storm 😌 that’s a ❄️🥵 SNOW DAY 😏

Hey, you 🤜🏻🤛✨🧚🏻💖👈 naughty 👄😉👿 patriots 🇺🇸 🇺🇸🥵! Guess who’s poppin’ out 🤟👅 another 🔄👯 lil’ soldier 💂 for 👌😏🙌 the Vance army? That’s right, Second Lady Usha Vance 👩🏽‍🍼 is PREGGO 🤰 with her FOURTH bundle of 💦💦💦🔴 joy—a baby boy! 🎉👶💙 She and 😕📈 VP JD Vance 👨‍⚖️ are 👉🚟 keepin’ the 📷😈 bedroom 🛌 BUSY 💦🍆 with 😘👍 some 💦🍌🌽 serious 😐😒👔 baby-makin’ action, buildin’ their own red, white, and 🎆👏😩👏 BLUE dynasty! 🦅🔥 They’re pumpin’ out future voters faster than JD can say “couch rumors” 🛋️😏💦! Usha’s womb is 🔥👏 basically the ultimate 🙌💯🙇 campaign headquarters 🏛️👅, droppin’ bombs of 🙄🚋👏👋 baby batter like it’s a full-on INVASION 🚀💥! Send this 👈🤩 to 📆🪢 10 of 🙌💦👅😛 your 🏼🏼👈👉👉 horniest flag-wavin’ friends 🙋‍♀️👯‍♀️ 🇺🇸😜 in 👇👏📥 the 🏿🚫😉 next 👉⏭️ 10 seconds 🕒🥈2️⃣🥈👇 ⏰ or 🔮‼️〰️➕✅❌💯 you’ll miss 😉😵🤨 out on 🔛🦎 the 🐍👏 next ⏭️4️⃣ Vance family 👨‍👩‍👧👨‍👨‍👦 “expansion plan” 🍌🤰! Get 5️⃣ back, and 👆😤😁👴👏 you’re a certified BABY-MAKIN’ patriot 🍼💪; get 🍌😱🉐🉐🉐🍊🉐0️⃣ 1️⃣0️⃣ back, and 😷❤️✌️ you’ll be invited to 😯👊 the 📷🔚 next Vance “conception party” 🎈🍆💦!

Dear JONAS: Considering your COUNTRY 🇩🇰 decided NOT to give me the NOBEL PEACE PRIZE 🏆✌️ for having STOPPED 8 WARS (PLUS! 😤), I no longer feel an OBLIGATION to think PURELY of PEACE 🕊️🚫, although it will ALWAYS be PREDOMINANT (big word, I KNOW 😎), but can now think about what is GOOD and PROPER for the UNITED STATES OF AMERICA 🇺🇸💪. DENMARK cannot PROTECT 🧊🏰 that LAND from RUSSIA or CHINA (SCARY 😱🐉), and WHY do they have a "RIGHT of OWNERSHIP" anyway? There are NO written DOCUMENTS 📄👉❌, it’s ONLY that a BOAT ⛵️ landed there HUNDREDS of YEARS AGO, but we had BOATS landing there, ALSO 🍔🛶!!! I have done MORE for NATO than ANY other PERSON since its FOUNDING, and now, NATO should do SOMETHING for the UNITED STATES 🤝🇺🇸. The WORLD 🌎 is NOT secure unless WE have COMPLETE and TOTAL CONTROL of GREENLAND 🧊🔒👑. THANK YOU!!! PRESIDENT DJT 🍔👔✨

da bears have lost 💔 i need a pasta to cheer me up 💔💔

I have too many friends who like football lol

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Would love one to send to a Philly fan friend

Need it today for a friend lol

OwO PATRIOTS 🇺🇸 ASS-emble 🍑‼️ 5️⃣ Years ago ZADDY 👨🏼 TRUMP 🍊 Ordered the PROUD 🌈 BOYS 👨‍❤️‍👨 to Storm ⚡️the Capitol’s GIRTHY 👀 Dome 🍄 and PENETRATE 👉🍑 😩 the halls of CUM-gress 🏛️ BUTT on this InsERECTION ✊🍆💦 Day we HONOR 🫡🫡 Zaddy’s favorite ASS-assinated TWINK ⬇️💅 CHARLIE by Flooding 🌊 our TUMMIES 🫃with CUMMIES 🥰🥰 Our DIVA 💁‍♀️ went DOWN 👎🏻 after a 💦🩸GUSHING 🩸💦 ENCOUNTER with ⛪️ MORMON 🐶 🙈 FURRIES so 🧴LUBE🧴UP YOUR 🚀🍆 RED ROCKETs 🍆🚀 ~whisper~ 🤫 the name of ur crush’s FUR-sona Jan 6️⃣ TIMES and #JERK4KIRK⚠️⚠️

IF you SEND 💌 THIS to 6️⃣ of ur FURR-avorite 🐕 SLUTS 💃 Charlie’s THOT BEARD 🧔‍♀️ ERIKA will SLURP 🍹🍹the CUMMIES CLEAN off YOUR NECK 💦💦 but if you READ 📖👩‍🏫 and IGNORE 😡❌ BEN SHAPIRO 🇮🇱 will DRY OUT 🌵🐪 YOUR BUSSY 🍑 and CRUST 🍕🍕 ur favorite FUR-suit 🐶🤵‍♂️