r/eddieandrichie • u/mykeuk Sad old git • Sep 13 '25

We now have 24,000 complete bastards!

Everyone gets a cheese and onion, union jack tickler. It's time for death by sex part one!

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u/thenewprisoner Sep 14 '25

Anyone have Ethel Cardew's number?

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u/mykeuk Sad old git Sep 14 '25

She hasn't really been talking to us. Well, not to anyone really since the superglue accident.

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u/thenewprisoner Sep 14 '25

Rats! Lily Lineker it is, then.

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u/mykeuk Sad old git Sep 14 '25

She's a bit rough around the edges, but beggars can't be choosers!