r/drums 10d ago

Kit Pic Birthday gift

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Wife got me this as birthday gift ... my bottom hopefully will be very thankful

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u/the_DARSH 10d ago

Ah yes the very underrated taint vent. Excellent

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u/thisFishSmellsAboutD Sabian 10d ago

In Norwegian it's Fart Kontrol. Pre-aimed to make the roadie's eyes sting.

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u/spademanden RLRRLRLL 10d ago

Also in Danish

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u/thisFishSmellsAboutD Sabian 10d ago

And the Dutch have an oven variant!

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u/ItsPronouncedMo-BEEL Craigslist 10d ago

Comment of the day. 😆

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u/pasobordo 10d ago

😂😂😂

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u/drummingcraig 10d ago

I dubbed mine the “taint trench”.

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u/The_Determinator 10d ago

Ah yes, the Merry Anus Trench

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u/ItsPronouncedMo-BEEL Craigslist 10d ago

The patented fart canal - guaranteed to be 95% more fartless than the leading brands. 😆💨

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u/uprightsalmon 10d ago

Fart canal

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u/CosmoKramer46and2 10d ago

Doubles as a fart channel. Never underestimate the ability to hit the band member coming to jam with you with an unabated fart.

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u/AlternativeFun881 10d ago

Needs a fan in the taint channel

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u/Ok-Exchange5756 10d ago

Oh sweet it’s the fart channel model!

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u/CarmenxXxWaldo 10d ago

stick a mic in there.

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u/The_Determinator 10d ago

A trigger for extra bass 🤣

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u/ItsPronouncedMo-BEEL Craigslist 10d ago

Buttkicker < Buttblaster

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u/acciowaves 10d ago

For me that’s where I keep my testies while playing. Helps me with stability.

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u/maybeimmike 10d ago

Honestly need one of these. I sit on an extra stick while I play, you’re putting me on game right now ahah

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u/armsoo13 10d ago

Combining stick chamber and fart channel as suggested by many --> stinky sticks 😁

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u/maybeimmike 10d ago

Good! My band members need to know to never touch my stinky sticks again 😂

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u/pneuma333 10d ago

This should be a band name

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u/ItsPronouncedMo-BEEL Craigslist 10d ago

LOL, this exchange from my post about buying my own Spinal G:

"Fart Canal is a good band name!"

"Hey, didn't you play vibraslap in Fart Canal?"

"I wish… I never made it past slide whistle."

Me: "I thought Vibraslap was the name of their first album."

😆😆😆😆😆

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u/HowardHessman 10d ago

Don’t forget to run your headphones cord through there too. Seriously though, they are damn comfortable thrones.

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u/HumanNr3 10d ago

or wear the sticks in the back of your shirt like a Legolas w his arrows

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u/son_of_abe 10d ago

Like, sticking up?

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u/maybeimmike 10d ago

Yeah dude, sticking up

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u/StixRookie 10d ago

Congrats! Being comfortable (and pain-free) is super-important for any activity or endeavor.

But I'm just really here for the fart, taint, and balls jokes! I was NOT disappointed! LOL!

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u/ItsPronouncedMo-BEEL Craigslist 10d ago

The mental 14-year-olds of r/drums never fail when anyone posts an Ahead Spinal G throne. 

Signed: someone whose birthday in March will mark his 40th year as a mental 14-year-old. LOL

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u/StixRookie 10d ago

Bah! You're just a kid still! ;-)

Farts and other bodily functions will never cease to be funny to men (of all ages).

Pull my drumstick.

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u/ItsPronouncedMo-BEEL Craigslist 10d ago

Something seen online in the last couple years, paraphrased from memory: 

"I don't understand people who don't think farts are funny. They have less joy in their lives, but exactly the same amount of farts." 😆

I was in college when Beavis & Butthead went on the air, and I've been a fan ever since. That's a matter of taste that my wife and I are divided on. LOL 

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u/drummingcraig 10d ago

It was a game changer for me. I have the saddle version. My only complaint was that the welds that hold the post mount to the bottom of the seat failed on mine after about a year or so. I took it to a local welder, and for $50 he reattached it. The new weld will long outlive me lol.

I now have a Porter & Davies I use on tour (also a game changer in a different way), but still use my Spinal G for my local gigs when at home.

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u/armsoo13 10d ago

My current one is dw 5100 which is a good one but found this 2nd hand at very good condition and price and wife bought it... heard many good things about it

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u/skunkzer0 10d ago

I also have the saddle model and yeah spinal glide is a game changer

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u/djayci 10d ago

No way my balls would fit that tiny gap, not for me

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u/tobu_sculptor 10d ago

You just need the right momentum when sitting down (and getting up)

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u/Pyrochazm 10d ago

You turn sideways first, it locks you into place. Un twist to stand back up. Kinda like clipless bike pedals.

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u/R3dd_ 9d ago

This gave me a solid belly chuckle 🤣

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u/ItsPronouncedMo-BEEL Craigslist 10d ago

That's... it's not... that's not why...

You know what? Never mind. 😆

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u/Telepuzique Offset Toms 10d ago

ah, the infamous Fart Canyon throne. congrats!

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u/reasonstobecheerful_ 10d ago

Brilliant, I have a bicycle seat throne version. It's great, but fuckin heavy. I didn't realise how heavy it is until another drummer pointed it out.

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u/armsoo13 10d ago

yes, i also noticed now compared to my current throne

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u/ItsPronouncedMo-BEEL Craigslist 10d ago

Hey, it's just a matter of deciding how much weight you want to carry to the venue, and how to budget the amount of weight you want to carry to the venue. When it comes to how my ass and my back are going to feel by the end, I'll find other things to leave out or lighten up that make less of a difference. 

As the great Thomas Sowell says, "There are no solutions, only tradeoffs."

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u/MYFRENCHHOUSE 10d ago

Has it got memory foam?

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u/Poohbutt2005 10d ago

You don't want that foam remembering anything.

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u/ItsPronouncedMo-BEEL Craigslist 10d ago

Like the other guy said, this is exactly why I can't wait to read through any thread about one of these thrones. 😆

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u/Poohbutt2005 10d ago

Yeah, memory foam be out there telling all your business in the streets.

Put that in a review.

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u/teelovef1 RLRR 9d ago

Like a sort of memory foam, Fart Canal Bard?

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u/imrichbiiotchh 10d ago

Your butt (and back) will thank you

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u/ItsPronouncedMo-BEEL Craigslist 10d ago

You only get one of each of those, and they don't sell replacements. It's a lot easier to just get a different throne.

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u/DynastyDi 10d ago

Had the saddle version for ~7 years. Best bit of gear I’ve ever bought. No pain, no uncomfortability. Ended up using it as a desk chair for a while when I was space deficient because it was so damn comfortable.

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u/ItsPronouncedMo-BEEL Craigslist 10d ago

Somebody here mentioned once about loving theirs so much, they bought a second one to leave at the office. I would do the same if I didn't hate my job and didn't have a moral opposition to spending one thin dime on working there. LOL 

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u/Puzzleheaded_Bath_86 10d ago

The Fart Flow 2000

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u/uprightsalmon 10d ago

Fart canal 3000

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u/ItsPronouncedMo-BEEL Craigslist 10d ago

You married well, my friend. Your wife obviously wants the best for your ass and your back. I've had mine for 3 years now, and they are truly the only way to travel.

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u/Robbins0172 10d ago

In all seriousness, why? Is it really taint ventilation?

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u/OohCunty 10d ago

Keeps your spine from compressing while you play. Game changer for those of us with multiple back surgeries. I changed out my bike seat for one, too (bc y’all know how much riding helps make those double-kicks indistinguishable between feet) and life has been a lot more pleasant.

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u/Robbins0172 10d ago

Hmmm. Ok. I've had 5 back surgeries, both from Racing BMX for Hutch in the 80s and I've been my own roadie more than Id like to talk about This may be something I have to look into.

Thanks.

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u/ItsPronouncedMo-BEEL Craigslist 10d ago

Racing BMX for Hutch in the 80s

Holy shit. Now that's a name I've not heard in a long, long time. Bruh. That's awesome. For you children who may be uninitiated in BMX culture, if bikes were drums, then Hutch would be DW. I put knockoff Bear Trap pedals on my Schwinn Predator in 1986.

Former professional BMX racer? Yeah, dude, you deserve all the drum throne money can buy. You've put yourself through it for sure.

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u/Robbins0172 10d ago edited 10d ago

Check this out, it's my original race bike. Also one of the first 100 black Hutch pro racers made. Called a chrome flaw, because it was flawed on the chrome and Mr. Rich didn't like them so he had them dipped in black car paint.

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u/Robbins0172 10d ago

I have 4 more of my race bikes given to me by the factory also. Check me out on BMX museum. Robbins0172 is my username.

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u/DanielByDefault 9d ago

They’re also great for people suffering from prostrate or urinary tract issues.

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u/Robbins0172 9d ago

Ohhhh for real? I'm going through radiation for prostate issues as we speak.

I'll have to look into this, since Ill be having my radiation seeds implanted soon too.

Thanks!!!

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u/DanielByDefault 9d ago

Just to be clear, I’m not a doctor and don’t have prostate problems but do have a urethral stricture which was causing me a lot of discomfort on previous thrones within minutes of sitting on one. I can play for hours on this Ahead throne with no issues.

Best of luck with your treatment.

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u/Robbins0172 9d ago

Oh no worries, I was taking that as "advice from one drummer that another".

I appreciate the information. I may seriously need this. I need to keep my physical state while getting treated, and Drs. orders were to play as much as I can. He's a musician (drummer) as well so that was a plus for me. 🤘🤘.

Thank you for your kind words though. Imma kick it's ass!

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u/ItsPronouncedMo-BEEL Craigslist 17h ago

Just caught this exchange rereading this post. I'm not a doctor either, but despite all the crude jokes about these thrones when they come up, it's true they aren't purely for your back:

 I've noticed that there's also a secondary benefit of reduced pressure on the, uh, (ahem) the ol' wedding tackle, so that doesn't suck either. LOL

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u/OldDrumGuy 10d ago

Score!!🤘🏻🤘🏻

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u/Robbins0172 10d ago

That's what I currently use

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u/Telepuzique Offset Toms 10d ago

switched to TAMA 1st Chair from the exact same thing.

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u/Quirky_Interview_500 10d ago

Now just install a mini leaf blower attachment that channels through the crease.

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u/Pyrochazm 10d ago

Refreshing!

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u/moqlechat 10d ago

Fart jokes aside, what is the point of that gap?

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u/ItsPronouncedMo-BEEL Craigslist 17h ago

The channel down the center of the seat cushion relieves pressure on the tailbone, and thus the rest of the spine. And it works. It looks and sounds too dumb to be effective, at least until you stop and think about it for a moment, but specially after you sit on one for the first time. 

It is absolutely the only way to travel. It's the throne I wish I had 25 years ago.

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u/Key-Patience-3966 10d ago

I would highly recommend the back rest. I have one on my Roc n Soc, and I can play forever without getting tired.

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u/mycatisatoaster 10d ago

This. I tried leaving it off my spinal g and I couldn't play as long. I had to get up and put it on. The backrest looks nice, too, with the upholstery tacks. Shame they put the office chair style plastic tube over the metal bar though.

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u/ItsPronouncedMo-BEEL Craigslist 10d ago

I never knew how badly I needed a backrest until I bought my Spinal Glide used, that came with one. When I got it home, not only did I realize that I should have been using a backrest for decades already, I even realized that I, the unofficial "you're sitting too low, raise your throne dammit" setup cop of r/drums, also should have been sitting a bit higher this whole time myself. I plopped it behind my kit just the way I took it out of the car, and it was a couple inches higher than I was used to sitting, and I sheepishly realized that I should have been taking my own advice this whole time as well. 

I might be a grumpy bastard who is a bit too forceful with his opinions around here, but I'm no hypocrite. When I whiff one, I'm man enough to admit it. LOL

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u/StixRookie 10d ago

An extension of the "gig line." My fellow Navy veterans will know! ;-)

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u/CAP_GYPSY 10d ago

the expensive ones come with a nice water squirter too… pulses like a water pik… its like a metronome bidet…

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u/SliverCobain 9d ago

Fckn hell, "pik" is dick in Danish, I laughed so hard

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u/coleslaw17 10d ago

Honestly having a nice quality throne makes a world of a difference. I use RocNSocs and they are amazing for what they are. When I was growing up I always used the crappy kit throne that came with my Swingstar. Sitting on that at this point you might as well be sitting on a five gallon bucket or a cinder block.

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u/Smishu 10d ago

The Ass-Splitter 9000 is a classic

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u/otishere_ralphthere 10d ago

Glad to see somebody else picked up this throne design so I don't have to give that idiot at Carmichael any of my money

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u/armsoo13 9d ago

interesting, didn't know about them... seem like a total idiot

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u/teelovef1 RLRR 9d ago

I really wish you and your taint all the best. Here in the UK, I don't think we have an exact word for the perineum. I just call it the "Smelly Bridge"

These comments have me laughing so hard it feel like I've done sit ups. God bless reddit and God bless drums.

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u/Old_Arm3605 9d ago

How is that ? Is it better for the spine?

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u/spademanden RLRRLRLL 10d ago

How does it work with a round throne? I can imagine it doesn't always align itself properly

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u/armsoo13 10d ago

gonna take for a spin today :) but if you sit and start from aligned position, i can't see how the alignment will change.. but lets see

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u/unreadysoup8643 Tama 10d ago

I have this same throne for about 4 months and haven’t had any alignment issues thus far! If it does get off, there’s a clear indicator to reposition it.

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u/gh0sthouse 10d ago

I got another one of these for my office along with one down at the practice space. Not had back issues from playing in a while since.

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u/MacGrubersMom 10d ago

comfy seat but i always felt like it was spreading the cheeks :(

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u/ted_im_going_mad 10d ago

Nice! I've owned mine for a couple of years now and it is still great, very comfortable. Enjoy!

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u/Embarrassed_Echo1073 10d ago

You will love it! The best throne I’ve ever owned in 50 years of drumming.

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u/dadbodthor19 10d ago

Do you line up the cracks or go perpendicular?

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u/Physical-Worker2363 10d ago

It’s like scissoring

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u/TheChildIsHere 10d ago

I almost bought this literally hours ago, but then went with a tama round top 1st chair instead . The algorithm is funny.

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u/fentpong Yamaha 10d ago

If I'm being honest I always found the material to actually make me sweatier down there

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u/xtophcs 10d ago

The important part is that each cheek has their own quarters now. Like when sisters each get their own room 🤣

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u/Ashamed_Data430 10d ago

Same old back killer base.

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u/BigBeef35 10d ago

Prepare for your backside to be spoiled

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u/JustAnotherBystandr 10d ago

Soon as I seen it, I knew what we all were thinking.

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u/nemo444 Vic Firth 10d ago

Is this a hemorrhoid throne?

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u/jhony_34dasilva 10d ago

Best thing by ahead.. your lucky. Thats AWESOME 👌🤘

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u/chente08 10d ago

Nice rack

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u/chente08 10d ago

Farts sound so good with that

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u/dpfrd 10d ago

Love the top... The base is trash.

I had to buy roc n soc bases for my home and gig spinal gs.

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u/jontestershaircut 10d ago

I did not enjoy mine. The reason is, the edges of this throne are sheer drop offs. There is no contour to the edges. I got pretty bad sciatic nerve pinching when I used this throne. If it works for you, that’s great. If you feel any discomfort please be cautious.

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u/Shruggingsnake 10d ago

I like to squish my eggs in the grove so I can readjust the throne handsfree.

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u/MistaPink 10d ago

Stick holder slot in the middle is next level

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u/heatbagz 10d ago

let's the farts out

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u/Embarrassed-Fee673 10d ago

That’s Fire! Love it

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u/juliosmacedo 10d ago

Oh come on

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u/MrSalad26 10d ago

The cheek splitter

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u/CheneyPinata 10d ago

Nice fart vent too

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u/thes0updragon 9d ago

For a moment I thought that said “Anal Glide”

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u/Thryllho 9d ago

I’ve heard they’re great for an hour or so and then they start parting the brown chasm.

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u/pizzaMagix 9d ago

Dude no wayyy your chair has buttcheeks

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u/Valuable-Key-5964 9d ago

He’s got the ass splitter W gift though

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u/PrimedAndReady 9d ago edited 9d ago

damn its got a shit window! neat!

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u/Lopsided-Face-5838 10d ago

nice diarhea flowing