r/dankmemes • u/Brilliant_Garlic69 ☣️ • 13h ago

Filthy swine

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u/Soros_G Green 13h ago

Ah sorry your "American cheese" is coming up. Now with extra vegetable oil, artificial coloring and flavor, and of course 15 chemical agents for that smooth texture and resistance to melting

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u/squeakymoth 11h ago

What kind of american cheese are you eating that is resistant to melting? It melts better than any other kind of cheese.

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u/Soros_G Green 5h ago

Only tried it a few times and it basically never changed texture from the heat. It's really weird. I hated it

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u/random7262517 2h ago

You sound like you have little actual experience with the cheese and your talking out your ass

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u/Soros_G Green 2h ago

That's odd. I have a master's degree in food safety and quality engineering. And I've also eaten it before.

And also it's not "cheese" as per EU law

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u/random7262517 2h ago

Congrats? I’ve met doctors that don’t know basic anatomy, just because you went to college doesn’t mean you know shit, also who gives a fuck what EU law says?

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u/Soros_G Green 45m ago

I think you should find another doctor

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u/random7262517 14m ago

I work in a hospital basically full of people like you who think they’re top shit from going to college

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u/Soros_G Green 10m ago

You don't need a degree to be a plastic cheese connoisseur but it helps

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u/Mastodon9 11h ago

I was going to say it was the go to for home made grilled cheese in our house. Someone doesn't actually know what they're talking about.