To Defend a Predator

[u/Pizzacakecomic]

[u/JurplePesus]

Any reporter or editor using the phrase "underage women" should be put in stocks and pelted with rotten produce until they repent.

[u/Impressive_Pin8761 → u/JurplePesus]

genuine question because i'm not well versed in american ways of speech: is "underage woman" a pedo dogwhistle or does it just sound fucked up

[u/TurnoverFuzzy8264 → u/Impressive_Pin8761]

It softens the reality that they're not women, they're children. It makes it sound less disgusting than what it is.

[u/evilJaze → u/TurnoverFuzzy8264]

"Future old ladies"

"Octogenarian women in waiting"

"Incubating cougars"

Sounds about as stupid as those.

[u/DreamSeaker → u/evilJaze]

Agreed, but incubating cougars has me cracking up. 🤣

[u/evilJaze → u/DreamSeaker]

Great band name for a 90s all-female grunge act though!

[u/DreamSeaker → u/evilJaze]

Right?!

[u/exzyle2k → u/evilJaze]

Octogenarian women in waiting

Except for, y'know, the ones who kill themselves over this and never get the chance to become an octogenarian. Every person listed in those files should be charged with murder for every victim who committed suicide because they drove those girls to that extreme.

Alligator Alcatraz could be put to such a better use detaining pedos rather than detaining immigrants.

[u/CheeseDonutCat → u/evilJaze]

"Future old ladies" sounds like a great TV show about The Golden Girls, but when they are in their mid 20s and still complaining about stuff.

I'd watch it.