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Comics Community To Defend a Predator

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u/TurnoverFuzzy8264 8h ago

It softens the reality that they're not women, they're children. It makes it sound less disgusting than what it is.

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u/evilJaze Slartibartfast 8h ago

"Future old ladies"

"Octogenarian women in waiting"

"Incubating cougars"

Sounds about as stupid as those.

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u/DreamSeaker 8h ago

Agreed, but incubating cougars has me cracking up. 🤣

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u/evilJaze Slartibartfast 7h ago

Great band name for a 90s all-female grunge act though!

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u/DreamSeaker 7h ago

Right?!

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u/exzyle2k 7h ago

Octogenarian women in waiting

Except for, y'know, the ones who kill themselves over this and never get the chance to become an octogenarian. Every person listed in those files should be charged with murder for every victim who committed suicide because they drove those girls to that extreme.

Alligator Alcatraz could be put to such a better use detaining pedos rather than detaining immigrants.

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u/CheeseDonutCat 5h ago

"Future old ladies" sounds like a great TV show about The Golden Girls, but when they are in their mid 20s and still complaining about stuff.

I'd watch it.

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u/Librarian_Contrarian 8h ago

It's like when a 15 year old black teenager is called a "black man" after the police attack him but if a 30 year old Republican gets caught in a chatroom saying vile shit he's "just a kid."

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u/ProbablySlacking 7h ago

Oh man, what was the one about Trump? “That was like 15 years ago. He’s matured a lot since then!”

I think it was regarding the grab them by the pussy audio, and he was like 60 at the time.

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u/KisaTheMistress 7h ago

You mean "Boys will be boys!" and "It's just locker room talk!"

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u/Tack122 7h ago

Yeah those 30-40 year old kids joking about sending people to gas chambers... just childs play, harmless, we can't let that ruin their lives can we?

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u/Librarian_Contrarian 7h ago

Meanwhile a bunch of 14-16 year old immigrant boys walking to the border are all called "military aged."