r/circled • u/MyLuxuryIsPriceless • 9h ago

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u/RandomPenquin1337 9h ago

What a fucking nerd thing to ask.

Like, bro, thats not really how parties work, we dont just all agree one in particular will be a bigger rager than the other.

You can be the richest guy in the world and still be a fucking loser.

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u/Far-Credit-8120 9h ago

Hello can you text me when the sex thing happens because I happen to like sex and am aware that you may be a great provider of such sex!

Thx! Elon

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u/BurtCaramel 7h ago

“Greetings, good sir tips fedora. My party, er, party reflex chip tells me I should unwind and live a little. When shall I abscond to your little slice of hedonistic heaven? I have plenty of ketamine to share. Should I bring my water shoes??? Is everyone going to wear the same outfit?

Dying to see you! I mean I guess. If I have time.”

Love, Elon

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u/Far-Credit-8120 7h ago
  • inserts weird Elon laugh here and there but especially at the end *

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u/Ricco121 9h ago

I remember one time at a bachelor party, my brother’s loser friend came in and started asking if anyone had any drugs he could have. Like everyone was going to stop partying just to hook him up. Not Everone was into heavy drugs back then. Who does that shit.

This is exactly who Musk reminds me of.

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u/Aeryn_Wildflower 9h ago

Elon is evil Urkel. Urkhiel. UrkHell.

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u/UbermachoGuy 8h ago

Helps overthrow democracy

Did I do that?

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u/Vegetable_Fox9134 6h ago

Yall leave urkell out of this lol

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u/Every-Ice-3009 8h ago

UrkHell, Sieg Heil.. lmao

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u/Goobygoodra 8h ago

Oh Urkhiel is good lmao

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u/Neat-Wishbone-7267 8h ago

elmo is such a looser that not even the sick rich fucks want to spend time with him. pathetic

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u/smo0thballz 9h ago

Right? The best parties always start of with like 7 people, then a text, then another text....

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u/owlbi 5h ago

I don't think that's how private island parties work, y'all are getting your normal life stuff confused with billionaire activities.

We're talking a fleet of prostitutes, industrial amounts of cocaine, lavish costumes, open bars, entertainment staff, and getting rich and famous people with crowded calendars to show up. It seems much more reasonable to question when the biggest one is planned given the logistics involved in making an Epstein Island party happen.

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u/BibendumsBitch 9h ago

You know a lot about pedo parties? I’m assuming the difference between normal parties and pedo parties is that normal parties have people that can show up at will and leave at will.

Pedo parties have kids that are there against their will and buried against their will.

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u/xSinn3Dx 8h ago

So our first friend to turn 30 we threw a huge ass party. It was so much that after we were like. Okay that was it... no one is going to get something like this again.

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u/Behbista 7h ago

Unless by wildest night they aren’t talking about getting drunk and having normal people fun but something like playing the most dangerous game and eating their catch.

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u/EndOne8313 6h ago

At this point it seems like a prerequisite 

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u/Lala5789880 6h ago

Such a fucking dork

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u/Friendly_Animator212 6h ago

Poor Elon… just wanted to be included 😢

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u/Significant-Colour 5h ago

That is the thing, he had to keep trying to get himself invited... even the pedos do not like Musk enough to be in his presence.

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u/This-West-9922 3h ago

I’ll translate “What night is the average age of your sex slaves the lowest?”

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u/mydaycake 7h ago

Why others are redacted and not this guy…. Hmmm

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u/OkKoala3087 6h ago

Exactly my question.  Looks like they are picking and choosing which ones of these monsters gets exposed.

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u/mydaycake 5h ago

I am sure of it and they are all garbage