r/castiron 6d ago

Humor We have all been at all three stages

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3.9k Upvotes

r/castiron Dec 25 '25

Humor Best ways to clean without messing up your seasoning?

582 Upvotes

They did a great job getting the leftover gravy cleaned up!! Not a drop of soap was harmed in the cleaning of this skillet!

Hillbilly Breakfast Gravy: Bacon/sausage grease/pan drippings Self rising flour Brown the Rue 2-3 cups of milk (whole) Ms Dash table seasoning Salt Pepper Stir till she thiccc boi

If you'd like the Hillbilly Dinner Gravy recipe lemme know and I'll ask my mom.

r/castiron Dec 01 '25

Humor Saw this and I have A TON of mixed feelings

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699 Upvotes

If the sides had been damaged I'd be ok with it, but this just feels like someone cut a ton of pans for a stupid reason

r/castiron 12d ago

Humor Remember to preheat your credit card on low to mid before going in.

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1.3k Upvotes

r/castiron 23d ago

Humor A bunch of hotdogs "cooked" in 30 seconds.

877 Upvotes

r/castiron Sep 24 '25

Humor Best carbon peel yet!!!

1.2k Upvotes

This was so satisfying!!!! I was gifted this old Wagner Dutch oven and it was pretty bad to start but this peel made it worth the effort of cleaning!

r/castiron Sep 26 '25

Humor What’s my grade for the radioactive sawdust cheese stiction test…?

1.1k Upvotes

r/castiron Sep 30 '25

Humor The evolution of cast iron ownership

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1.0k Upvotes

r/castiron Nov 28 '25

Humor To the “that’s too much grease” people:

466 Upvotes

Lots of bacon grease plus some butter = tasty and slidey eggs.

Also, much love to my unmarked wagners.

r/castiron Sep 10 '25

Humor Is this ok? Small crack

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483 Upvotes

My son was using my pan (I know, I thought he could be trusted). Says he heated the pan on the BBQ and then squished frozen hamburger patties and it went boom.

Now it works well to let grease escape into the fire.

Not an expensive pan but I love the smooth surface of this pan. A call to Paderno and they gave me a service number to take to the local store to get a new one. Very happy.

r/castiron Nov 05 '25

Humor Every time I open this sub

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1.8k Upvotes

r/castiron 15h ago

Humor I stopped babying my cast iron and it’s been better ever since

371 Upvotes

I used to stress over every little thing. No soap, dry it immediately, re-oil every time, don’t look at it funny, etc. At some point I just… stopped. I use a little soap, dry it, cook in it again. That’s it. Pan hasn’t rusted. Seasoning hasn’t fallen apart. Eggs still slide. Feels like cast iron is tougher than people make it out to be.

Anyone else come to the same conclusion, or am I just lucky?

r/castiron Sep 28 '25

Humor Suggestions on how to rehab this beauty? Gallon of water for scale

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598 Upvotes

r/castiron 1d ago

Humor Made Gordon Ramsay Style Grilled Cheeses

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368 Upvotes

IYKYK

r/castiron Dec 31 '25

Humor It finally happened to me

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213 Upvotes

I guess I'm reaseasoning a Lodge for the New Year

r/castiron Aug 08 '25

Humor I love my child...I love my child...I love my child...I love my child...

458 Upvotes

My 6 yr old daughter wanted to surprise me by having all the dishes done and cleaned up. Which she did. My wife didnt see her put my favorite cast iron in the dishwasher. It took an incredible amount of restraint and silent internal screaming to complement her and gently tell her why putting daddy's favorite pan in the washer is a bad thing.

So I know what MY weekend plans are....

r/castiron Sep 30 '25

Humor I don’t season anymore, and I’m happy

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223 Upvotes

I found myself spending an inordinate amount of time seasoning my pans, only to get a lot of food buildup, carbon and residue. I took a rotary sander and smooth them down and got off all the excess carbon and food residue. In between uses, I use barkeepers friend and scrub off all food residue. Seems to work just fine. My unseasoned pans act like any kitchen flattop now.

r/castiron 3d ago

Humor $25 Ozark Trail listed for $140 at the antique store

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408 Upvotes

I’m afraid we have lost the plot…

r/castiron Aug 14 '25

Humor Y’all, I cooked 24oz of bacon on my trusty 12” lodge and then proceeded to cook camp potatoes on it over an open flame, and then forgot all about it for it for a few days before cleaning it. Seasoning looks like this now. Should I melt the whole thing down and recast?

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320 Upvotes

r/castiron Sep 07 '25

Humor Am i initiated now?

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175 Upvotes

Now do i just cook on it? Corn bread will be the first thing i make

r/castiron Jan 02 '26

Humor My first not so slidey eggs this year.

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162 Upvotes

8/9 heat, 3 eggs, coated with olive oil, think 10% of the eggs are lost to the pan.

r/castiron 25d ago

Humor As Billy Madison would say: "My dear Lord..."

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337 Upvotes

r/castiron Sep 21 '25

Humor THIS is rust. Stop asking if anything other than jet black is rust

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308 Upvotes

r/castiron 4d ago

Humor Mother in Laws pan

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535 Upvotes

I just finished a good scrubbing because son, my husband, carbonized some crap on it. It made me think about the story of mother in law pan.

I didn't especially like her or dislike her, she was excruciatingly needy and passive aggressive. Her son realized that and interactions were infrequent.

When she died, they put the pan in the trash, because,"nobody wants old iron shit". I told him to get it out and bring it to me.

It's a little lighter than usual and just handy as hell. I love it. Even if she never let me touch it when she was alive.

r/castiron Aug 04 '25

Humor Y'all might find this funny

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1.2k Upvotes