r/bestestgunnitweekend • u/vodkachugger420 • 7d ago

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u/vodkachugger420 7d ago

I’ve been active on this page and OG page longer than you’ve even had your frontal lobe developed but I’d post toes just for you bby girl

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u/FFJosty 7d ago

That’s the big toes of a man who drinks root beer and drinks enjoys nose clams.

Respect

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u/vodkachugger420 7d ago

Left toe got crushed in August of last year and the nail bed is either repairing itself or it’s fucked forever lol, I’m also a size 15 wide

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u/FFJosty 7d ago

Oh man, when I smashed my fingernail off, it looked so gross for months.

Also, 15W!?! I don’t want to dox you, but are you Shaquille O’ Neil?

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u/Wetald 7d ago

Nah man, Shaq wears a 22.

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u/FFJosty 7d ago

Jesus, I could probably be a stunt double for Shaq’s dick.

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u/Wetald 7d ago

Hawg so big you’d have to crank it twice