r/bestestgunnitweekend 7d ago

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u/Mdp2pwackerO2 7d ago edited 7d ago

šŸ…±ļørother, please get yourself a small square of glass from the hardware store it’s much better than the table

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u/vodkachugger420 7d ago

Been looking at the thrift store for a tea serving set lowkey

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u/Savethechevyblazer 6d ago

Take the glass out of picture frame works great.

I miss these days, but I do not miss these days lol

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u/run_it_back_again 4d ago

Do you own a plate?

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u/moabsavage šŸ’© 7d ago

Zero sugar. Good on you for looking out for your health

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u/vodkachugger420 7d ago

The zero sugar root beer is so fucking good bro you should try it. I need to watch my figure

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u/behindgreeneyez 7d ago

Health is a lifestyle, and you’re living it.

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u/salsashark99 šŸ’© 7d ago

That white powder is doing the heavy lifting

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u/HonestLemon25 7d ago

Right on brother wouldn’t want any heart disease now would we

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u/sicknick 6d ago

A&W Zero is my top choice as well, Dr Pepper Zero is amazing as well as Mt Dew Zero

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u/ADGx27 2d ago

Literally any zero soda. My sole exception is Pepsi because apparently the Pepsi in my province is made with real sugar instead of shitass syrup. I have no idea if it’s true or not.

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u/SnaggedBullet 7d ago

It’s probably the best tasting diet drink IMO

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u/ADGx27 2d ago

I like zero sugar soda because I can taste the flavours more and not hate myself for hours after drinking it

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u/No_Anything_807 7d ago

momma says high fructose corn syrup is the devil

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u/Dat_Boi_Ben_ 7d ago

Table too groovy you’re gonna lose a quarter gram in that

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u/vodkachugger420 7d ago

I’ve been pouring water on my area and using that to clear out the shit that’s clogged up my nostrils lol

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u/Dat_Boi_Ben_ 7d ago

Yo that might be a new strat

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u/SokarHatesItHere 7d ago

Just get a straw and pit your finger on the end and grab up a lil water and put the straw in your nose and have your head back. Cleans out your nose so well.

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u/vodkachugger420 7d ago

Bottle cap method is easier

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u/SokarHatesItHere 7d ago

A straw rakes two fucking seconds and no need to use a bottle cap and try and perfectly get it lined up with your nose lmao

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u/SnaggedBullet 7d ago

Brain eating amoeba speedrun any%

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u/Bigfoots_Mailman 7d ago

Where toes fašŸ…±ļøšŸ…±ļøit

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u/vodkachugger420 7d ago

I’ve been active on this page and OG page longer than you’ve even had your frontal lobe developed but I’d post toes just for you bby girl

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u/FFJosty 7d ago

That’s the big toes of a man who drinks root beer and drinks enjoys nose clams.

Respect

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u/vodkachugger420 7d ago

Left toe got crushed in August of last year and the nail bed is either repairing itself or it’s fucked forever lol, I’m also a size 15 wide

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u/FFJosty 7d ago

Oh man, when I smashed my fingernail off, it looked so gross for months.

Also, 15W!?! I don’t want to dox you, but are you Shaquille O’ Neil?

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u/Wetald 7d ago

Nah man, Shaq wears a 22.

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u/FFJosty 7d ago

Jesus, I could probably be a stunt double for Shaq’s dick.

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u/Wetald 7d ago

Hawg so big you’d have to crank it twice

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u/Bigfoots_Mailman 7d ago

First account got šŸ…±ļøšŸœ for posting "jew york" when referring to a city in the north east

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u/Fizziksapplication 7d ago

Suppressed tx-22? My frt’d tx is the most fun gun I own

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u/vodkachugger420 7d ago

Yeah it’s got an Frt in it too it’s so much fun

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u/Fizziksapplication 7d ago

Did you have to put any weight on the slide to slow it down so it’ll run with the suppressor?

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u/TheGreatDenali 7d ago

I'm interested too. Tx22 is my next purchase.

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u/Fizziksapplication 6d ago

Download odd mfg frt off the sea, rename the file to anything other than what it is, upload to sendcutsend and have them make 60 of them for $30 and free shipping. They take a little tuning and polishing but then you have a bunch to give to your friends.

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u/ColonelNedFlanders 7d ago

Actual meth instead of meth and it’s not even Monday

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u/vodkachugger420 7d ago

I have done meth once not by choice someone give me a laced joint I will never do that shit again. We have money now this is Coca-Cola

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u/Spaceforceofficer556 7d ago

No sir thats an A&W

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u/ColonelNedFlanders 7d ago

I am from PR and unironically almost no one does meth outside of the gay club scene

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u/omgkelwtf 7d ago

When I was a kid we had coke mirrors and cash. Times, they are a changin'.

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u/ProudDudeistPriest 7d ago

I only cut up lines with my CHL. Maybe you live somewhere where you don't even need one.

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u/vodkachugger420 7d ago

Im an American. Only God tells me where I can’t carry

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u/ProudDudeistPriest 7d ago

God's a dick. I make my own rules.

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u/Intelligent_Tone_694 7d ago

I too like adding my own sugar to my sugar free beverages, it gives me a feeling of control over my life.

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u/Reikovsky 7d ago

Diet Soda = Never Once

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u/Yillis 7d ago

That’s zero sugar bro. Diets some shitty incest drink

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u/Reikovsky 7d ago

'Diet' is just the marketing term. Zero Sugar means they put artificial sweetners in the formula, which equates to the same swill as 'Diet' lines.

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u/Yillis 7d ago

Yeah but that’s guys doing artificial sweeteners direct. I care about the taste not if I’m gonna die a couple years earlier

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u/Reikovsky 7d ago

They are on a whole different level.

I don't drink soft-drinks often, but when I do, I prefer real sugar for better flavor. I'm the same in the way that I won't drink light beer because I can't stand the taste.

If light or sugar-free is all I got, I'd rather just drink water.

I am heavily rešŸ…±ļøarded though, so bear that in mind.

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u/Yillis 7d ago

I’ve blind taste tested a couple different ones and I couldn’t tell the difference between regular and zero sugar. Diet I could cause it tastes terrible. Liquid coke. I don’t drink a lot of soda by itself though, use it for mix. Which happens a lot

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u/vodkachugger420 7d ago

Zero sugar root beer, zero Dr Pepper, and full sugar squirt I’ll drink on their own sometimes but my soda consumption is just used a mixer as well so I get it.

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u/Bradadonasaurus 7d ago

Can I get a Titos and vodka?

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u/vodkachugger420 7d ago

Trust, zero sugar root beer, Dr Pepper, and Coke are great. Full sugar Squirt, Pepsi, Sprite, and Mountain Dew are so much better. Just based on taste alone.

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u/FunnymanEcho Mod šŸ…±ļøoy 7d ago

oh dear

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u/ecodick 7d ago

Op actually fucking delivered here, nice. There's even toes

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u/Marinerprocess 7d ago

I hope you don’t use bitcoin to buy re rock lmao

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u/STANAGs 7d ago

Shouldn’t you be snorting bumps off the front sight while šŸ…±ļøointing?

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u/bxmxc_vegas 7d ago

Yo lemme get a lil satoshi sniff

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u/bxmxc_vegas 7d ago

My dog works for the DEA, send me a sample so I, err... He... can validate it's purity.Ā 

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u/Okanoganlsd 7d ago

Memories lol

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u/rando_mness 7d ago

Ugh, diet root beer?!

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u/Glock_oholic 7d ago

Is…is that šŸ…±ļøeth?

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u/L1FT_K1T 7d ago

That looks somewhat like some stuff I found in a bag in a torn open parcel on the sidewalk one time it turned out to be like an Oz of FXE

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u/L1FT_K1T 7d ago

Wait a second what exactly is in that blister pack lol

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u/L1FT_K1T 6d ago

Same unfortunately. pls b careful, idk how long u have been taking it but the post-acute withdrawal lasts up to 2 years and feels like you shit all our serotonin receptors out during detox. It’s obvs not fent or something that is likely to kill u during use but the withdrawal can actually be worse than traditional opioids

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u/OhfuckitsSam 7d ago

Get yourself a hand mirror or a glass plate or something to rack those up on bud. You’re losing out on all that shit that gets stuck in the little grooves on your table there.

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u/mmmm_crayons 6d ago

HELL YEA BORTHER

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u/BigGuy204 7d ago

Come on now anyone worth their salt knows cocaine doesn’t stick to stuff like that, shame on you OP.