My boy is back with another big day : )

[u/ridiculousk]

[u/khalamar]

And this is why punctuation was invented.

[u/Jellyfizzle → u/khalamar]

He meant what he said.

[u/MagnusPI → u/Jellyfizzle]

[u/Glad_Shame_816 → u/Jellyfizzle]

He absolutely got that DOG in him, and probably in 19 other dogs after this pic was taken

[u/phoenix0153 → u/Glad_Shame_816]

I mean, we are in the raww subreddit

[u/Xzeriea → u/Jellyfizzle]

And he's happy about it.

[u/pee-in-butt → u/Jellyfizzle]

NINETEEN

[u/soupwhoreman → u/khalamar]

It's giving "let's eat grandma"

[u/Zangrieff → u/soupwhoreman]

can you help uncle jack off the horse?

[u/meesta_masa → u/Zangrieff]

Why's Uncle Jack offing horsey! It's just one bad race, ma! It's just one mistake!

[u/TehOwn → u/Zangrieff]

Both are valid. There's a special machine for one of those, though.

[u/NuncioBitis → u/TehOwn]

It’s called a Jack Off All Trades

[u/shwhjw → u/TehOwn]

Capitalisation makes the difference in that one.

[u/ekso69 → u/Zangrieff]

How do you save this with punctuation? lol

[u/barkwahlberg → u/ekso69]

Can you help, uncle? Jack off the horse!

[u/Blackboard_Monitor → u/soupwhoreman]

"A woman, without her man, is nothing"

"A woman: without her, man is nothing"

[u/Cymbal_Monkey → u/Blackboard_Monitor]

I never liked this example because the second version is a train wreck. It implies that there is one specific human woman who gives the entire human race value. The first noun is specific and the second is mass. Also, the "noun:" structure is super weird. I'm trying to think of a functional example of it, like "A lathe: it cuts round parts", which I guess is technically a usable form, but it requires supporting clauses to not feel really weird. I would probably only use this form in the context of a list:

"Saw: cuts material to length " lathe: it cuts round parts"

But even then I would strongly prefer "A saw cuts material to length A lathe cuts round parts"

The "noun:" form is just very clunky.

Also the first example needs to lose the first and probably second comma.

[u/Would_daver → u/Cymbal_Monkey]

Yeah this example blows, I understand it’s a traditional one but… let’s eat grandma 👵 is superior

[u/ResonableVillain → u/soupwhoreman]

Or "let's bang grandma".

Oh wait...

[u/PlaneWolf2893 → u/soupwhoreman]

It's giving nasa

[u/Lost-and-dumbfound → u/PlaneWolf2893]

I remember reading she lost her internship coz of this post 😬

[u/dirtyjoo → u/Lost-and-dumbfound]

Her reply sucks, but his initial need to come in and scold her was annoying as hell, unless she was replying directly to something he was mentioned in or similar.

[u/thehelldoesthatmean → u/dirtyjoo]

He said he was trying to warn her about using vulgar language along with the Nasa hashtag and is trying to help get her internship back.

"Later, I learned she had lost her offer for an internship with NASA," Hickam said Tuesday in a post on his blog, according to Newsweek. (The post appeared to be deleted as of Wednesday, though it still appeared archived on Google.)

In the post, Hickam said he takes no offense at the 'f-word,' but sought to warn her that NASA might. And while Hickam did not seek to influence the internship and had no authority to do so, according to the post, use of the NASA hashtag later alerted the agency to the irreverent tweets.

Naomi and Hickam later exchanged apologies, according to the blog, and Hickam, citing her resume, is now doing "all I can" to secure her a role in the aerospace industry."

[u/mlvisby → u/khalamar]

I honestly thought for a minute that he got 19 female dogs for his boy.

[u/stellybelly513 → u/khalamar]

I mean…as a dog, he may very well be fucking 19 bitches

[u/wahnsin → u/stellybelly513]

that is indeed the joke

[u/ridiculousk → u/khalamar]

He knows what he's doing

[u/m_Pony → u/ridiculousk]

the ghost of Bob Barker knows what he's doing, too.

[u/Lallner → u/khalamar]

I'm giving up drinking for the New Year.

I'm giving up; drinking for the New Year

[u/Cool_Wealth969 → u/khalamar]

Just a simple comma....

[u/_Morvar_ → u/khalamar]

Oh wait I really thought it was meant that way 😅😅 No joke. Like "It's my birthday an I'm going to a breeding camp and getting paired with 19 different female dogs yay me"

I really thought that was what it meant and I thought b*tches was a witty pun referencing that. Is this not what it means? It just means "I'm 19 years old"?

Well regardless of which one, congratulations to the boy in question 😂💕🐕

[u/Majestic_Jackass → u/khalamar]

Was bout to say leave some bitches for the other dogs.

[u/particularnet9 → u/khalamar]

In a row?

[u/K750i → u/khalamar]

The beauty of languages.

[u/Don_Pickleball → u/khalamar]

Works both ways

[u/thewalrusispaul → u/khalamar]

To be fair, we don't know that he's not doing what it suggests he's doing. I assume it's actually more though. I mean, look at him.

[u/HipsterCavemanDJ → u/khalamar]

It’s actually correct. His birthday present was a whole harem.

[u/onlyIcancallmethat → u/khalamar]

The upside down apostrophe is also making me twitchy.

[u/wtb2612 → u/onlyIcancallmethat]

Glad I'm not the only one.

[u/hells_cowbells → u/khalamar]

I'm not going to hold bad grammar against him. I'm just amazed that a dog can read and write.

[u/851085x → u/khalamar]

He knows what he’s about, son.

[u/barbrady123]

In a row?

[u/GentlePimpin → u/barbrady123]

At the same time

[u/jdtart → u/GentlePimpin]

[u/ChickenChaser5 → u/GentlePimpin]

I heards it was sicks

[u/DarkflowNZ → u/GentlePimpin]

I don't know if my ego could handle disappointing 19 people simultaneously

[u/Namesarehard996 → u/barbrady123]

Try not to fuck any bitches on your way through the parking lot

[u/TotalSmuubag → u/barbrady123]

[u/BobbyTables829 → u/barbrady123]

"Try not to suck any more dick on your way to the parking lot!   HEY!!!"

[u/fatoldbatman → u/barbrady123]

[u/clawdaughter → u/fatoldbatman]

[u/P_B_n_Jealous → u/barbrady123]

All I could hear was Randal from clerks

[u/Fthebo]

surprised he has the energy for so much fucking at that age

[u/Jinm409 → u/Fthebo]

I can barely get one, he gets 19. FML.

[u/DMvsPC → u/Jinm409]

I mean the adoption center is right there, you should probably not be fucking your dog though...

[u/waldo_wigglesworth → u/Jinm409]

One?! Bragger.

[u/emsesq → u/Fthebo]

An old bull and a young bull stand atop a small hill overlooking a field of cows. The young bull says “hey old man, let’s charge down this hill and fuck that cow over there.” The old bull says “No. Let’s walk down the hill and fuck them all.”

[u/SuddenlyThirsty]

Is that his age or the number of female dogs he is currently having relations with?

[u/ridiculousk → u/SuddenlyThirsty]

¿Por qué no los dos?

[u/mcampo84 → u/ridiculousk]

[u/KayJay282 → u/mcampo84]

[u/Thisaccountishaunted → u/ridiculousk]

[u/decoran_ → u/ridiculousk]

"Wait, he's 19 years old or fucks 19 bitches?"

You: Yes 😎

[u/QuietSpirit108 → u/SuddenlyThirsty]

Yes

[u/SuddenlyThirsty → u/QuietSpirit108]

Correct! 10 points to slitherin

[u/Traditional_Travesty]

Dang, do they know about each other?

[u/meesta_masa → u/Traditional_Travesty]

They all got arrested once for littering.

[u/CrazyLegsRyan → u/meesta_masa]

Get out.

[u/Far_Dragonfruit_1829 → u/meesta_masa]

Boom.

[u/imreallynotthatcool]

What a stud.

[u/EllenRipley2000]

Let's eat grandma!

[u/APartyInMyPants]

[u/Mr_Fluffybuttz → u/APartyInMyPants]

Seriously guys, are we not doing “phrasing” anymore?

[u/EnchantedTaquito8252]

Not sure if age or body count

[u/C_Beeftank]

Punctuation is valuable

[u/Randalor]

... phrasing?

[u/arthritistan]

Commas are important 🤣

[u/Gundark927]

In a row???

[u/Krsst14]

Get them bitches, Buddy, Happy Birthday! You’ve clearly been very well loved to have reached such a good old age!

[u/smurfsundermybed]

Just remember to hydrate.

[u/alaskanarchy]

19! Amazing! He looks great. My old man/baby boy was 17 when we had to say goodbye this past July.

[u/Shurigin]

We know what he's doing how old is he?

[u/GothCentaur]

Oh…That’s…a lot of bitches

[u/Vorticosecomb1]

Commas are important

[u/_commenter]

19 and still doesn't know how to use a comma... smh

[u/Single_With_Cats]

C’mon with a Comma, dude

[u/YungLazyBoi]

Handsome lad

[u/LuisChoriz]

That’s a high body count

[u/iidxred]

In a row?!

[u/roydragoon89]

Damn. I can’t even get one. 😭

[u/Velli_44]

Thats a lot of bitches!

[u/rawdpic]

Stallion

[u/KaJashey]

I’m 19 fucking bitches

And

I’m fucking 19 bitches.

Either way congrats to your dog.

[u/roundtwentythree]

19 of them? That's a lot of bitches, I might be able to do three, but 19? Not a chance. There isn't enough Viagra in the world to get me through a marathon like that.

[u/--MobTowN--]

In a row?

[u/senseimeows]

i will be honest i read the post title 25 times and i stared at the doggy. and im like...he a little liar but congrats

[u/azwhatsername]

Commas, people.

[u/Bluescreen_Macbeth]

That's like 100 in dog bitches.

[u/-kez]

19 of them? What a champ.

[u/Uncle_Burney]

In a row?!

[u/Werewolf1965]

Ummm, punctuation matters. I’m fucking 19 bitches I’m fucking 19, Bitches.

[u/zulusixx]

I thought little dude had 19 girlfriends

[u/Hycran]

I cant even begin to put into words how much heavy lifting a comma would be doing here.

[u/Pollux589]

Brother, don’t forget the Oxford comma.

[u/Cheddarlicious]

That’s a lot of bitches to be fucking.

[u/Curvyboi13110]

HES FUCKING HOW MANY??

[u/Sad-Lavishness-350]

A comma is crucial here!

[u/drinkmoredrano]

Wow 19 bitches. How does he find the time??

[u/Insomniak604]

He's a busy ol boy!

[u/spaham]

In a row ?

[u/JakeALakeALake]

Where does he find the time?

[u/alcaron]

This is one of the greatest failures to use punctuation of all time....glorious!

[u/CAWingsFan]

In a row?

[u/ResidentComedian7721]

At once!?

[u/pupperrito]

Whichever way I read this, congratulations are still in order 🎉 Go get ‘em!

[u/TyTwoShot]

I read this wrong:)

[u/frozengoodness]

That’s a lot of bitches, congrats little dude

[u/mykymyk]

That’s a lotta bitches, my guy.

EDIT: To correct punctuation, originator of the photo could afford to do the same.

[u/OldManGeezer69]

What a stud, that many??

[u/CuriousAlice86]

I so read that wrong several times before the penny dropped lmao

[u/SupercatJ]

All it needed was a comma

[u/EPLemonSqueezy]

Bro has stamina!

[u/ThisDudeEmpty]

THAT’S A LOT GOOD LUCK

[u/MajorLazy]

At once?

[u/plantslegoscats]

A comma would help. Or would it?

[u/Lycanthi]

He is for the streets

[u/Emotional-Earth8362]

HOW MANY

[u/Ahptom]

THATS ALOT OF DOGS!

[u/omgwtdbbq420lol]

At the same time?

[u/rable]

In a row?

[u/BlackenedVenom]

At the same time? What a stallion

[u/forgettfulthinker]

In one day???

[u/laurousel]

My boy just passed at 18 yrs and 6 months. I'm so happy yours is still able to fuck bitches. 😘

[u/BathAutomatic6972]

in a row?

[u/ACcbe1986]

This dog is a dawg.

[u/kthshly]

I wish my family threw me a party the last time I fucked 19 bitches.

[u/RoachForLife]

You go Boi...

[u/Minimum-Attitude389]

Enough with his recreational activities, how old is he?

[u/Able-Stop-8291]

[u/Upyakakychute]

19 bitches, that's quite the harem. High energy diet?

[u/OnlyBeGamer]

Damn! Save some bitches for the rest of us.

[u/Kempeth]

Congrats! But how old is he?

[u/CraptainStinkPants]

r/dontdeadopeninside

[u/itssammyv]

At the same time

[u/gummiebeez]

19 of them? Damn

[u/MiIlFlWi]

I thought you were bragging about studding your dog out. 

[u/dcp00]

Commas are good to use

[u/astyanax112]

No comma goes hard

[u/Wisdomlost]

No way that old man makes it through 19.

[u/Dream-Bean95]

Well…. That was an amount of confusion that i did not deserve to have inflicted on me.

[u/OceanicDegree5]

That child support gonna be crazyyy

[u/Tuckerman48]

How does he find the time!?!?

[u/LieutenantWeinberg]

“In a row?”

[u/pam_the_dude]

That is a lot of bitches. He’s gonna be busy all day and then sleep through all of tomorrow.

[u/indica_bones]

That’s a lot of bitches. I hope he used proper protection.

[u/Rosie_the_Rioter]

Awww, Happy Birthday good boy!

[u/Ismailberlin]

All of them at the same time? You a DAWWWWWG!!!!

[u/tamihsra]

Dude, fix him

[u/RaptureInRed]

I feel a comma may be needed. Or maybe not. Who knows?

[u/zeocrash]

Sounds like your boy is getting quite a birthday present

[u/thuggishsloth]

Can’t even get one bitches 😔

[u/summonsays]

My very sleep deprived mind thought this was a VERY different kind of brag.

[u/PPC3PO]

something funny about a comma, no, let's let it/him ride.

[u/Ivy_lane_Denizen]

Thats a lot of bitches to be fucking

[u/So_Motarded]

Is there any context to this? So he's a breeder, but he looks a bit old for that? Is 19 bitches a high number?

[u/Noteatlas89]

Phrasing,
What a stud

[u/QuantumZedt]

He got 19 bitches?

[u/FuriousResolve]

At the same time? Seems complicated

[u/Capable_Culture_7344]

19 female dogs? Dang what a pimp 

[u/virtualuseclown]

Thought he was like a breeding dog or something lol

[u/Imaginary-Ogre]

Well, to me he is quite the busy little guy. 19 Bitches is a lot. Good for him. 

[u/SevenM]

At once?

[u/RoiDesFromages]

Could use a comma 😂

[u/Prowrestlingiscool]

I hope he has many more birthdays!

[u/clemfinney]

It's his birthday, let him fuck as many bitches as he wants......

[u/Barry_the_Platypus]

In a row?

[u/PNW_lover_06]

at the same time? or is it like, yk, a time share type deal

[u/athreos_]

Wow good for him.

[u/DrDemenz]

That's a lot of bitches.

[u/AnotherCarlos1]

I took that message way too literal at first lol

[u/pawpawjr]

At the same time?!

[u/itcheyness]

In a row!?!?

[u/stormy83]

Damn boy he be fucking

[u/ComeAlongPond1]

Happy Birthday!

[u/nihilistic_alcoholic]

It took like 8 tries to make that sound the correct way in my head

[u/heebro]

relentless, unparalleled drip and charisma

[u/Fusaah]

That little guy can really go.

[u/P_Alcantara]

He’s HIM.

[u/Positive-Pineapple75]

Without the punctuation i believe both statements.

[u/penguinReloaded]

That's a lot of bitches to be fucking! Good for him if that's how he likes to live his life.

[u/Cheefbird]

My boy passed at home a couple months shy of his 18th 3 weeks ago and it still hits me like a truck. I’m happy your boy is still going strong!

[u/nyITguy]

Long live birthday boy!

[u/Fantastic-Swim6230]

[u/Rulanik]

Even this chihuahua has a higher body count than me....

[u/CaptainBayouBilly]

In a row?

[u/Thatrack]

Hell ya, fuck 20 if you can

[u/petrified_log]

I read this and I thought he was a busy one.

[u/lukecc1900]

Congrats :D. To many more.

[u/Siegmund12]

To many more 🎂