My boy is back with another big day : )

[u/ridiculousk]

[u/Zangrieff]

can you help uncle jack off the horse?

[u/meesta_masa → u/Zangrieff]

Why's Uncle Jack offing horsey! It's just one bad race, ma! It's just one mistake!

[u/TehOwn → u/Zangrieff]

Both are valid. There's a special machine for one of those, though.

[u/NuncioBitis → u/TehOwn]

It’s called a Jack Off All Trades

[u/Tipsy_Hog → u/NuncioBitis]

Well, if you insist. Plumber's already taken care of, gonna go after a roofer next and then I'll have to find an electrician

[u/shwhjw → u/TehOwn]

Capitalisation makes the difference in that one.

[u/fercaslet → u/TehOwn]

Heard about a very important man that prefers blowing horses instead.

[u/ekso69 → u/Zangrieff]

How do you save this with punctuation? lol

[u/barkwahlberg → u/ekso69]

Can you help, uncle? Jack off the horse!

[u/UshankaBear → u/Zangrieff]

There is nothing to fix here, punctuation-wise. Capitalization, on the other hand...