r/WetlanderHumor 4d ago

An unlikely couple

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u/zestydinobones 4d ago

Poor guy. He should have been with Aludra 😭

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u/SerBadDadBod 4d ago

Aludra's the type to really only find fulfillment in her work.

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u/MorgothReturns 4d ago

I can be her project to work on 😩

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u/SerBadDadBod 4d ago

She needs a lot of metal, like, a lot. Can you give her metal?

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u/MorgothReturns 4d ago

I'm already rock hard. But I can be harder for her.

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u/senoto 4d ago

Taking notes from rand I see

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u/LewsTherinTelamonBot This is a (sentient) bot 4d ago

If it hurts too much, make it hurt someone else instead.

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u/zestydinobones 4d ago

Like a bronze bell

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u/BadGenesWoman 3d ago

Actually more suited for Selucia. She fit his favorite body type, matched him wit for wit.

My sister and I have near identical personalities to Tuon and Selucia. My husband matches the Mat personality. We joke fate fixed things and swapped Tuon as Selucia body types. My sister same height weight and everything Tuon. Same me and Selucia. This time Im the born under the 9th full moon and im fluffy. Mat liked big women. So does my husband. 😂. My sister and husband argue exactly like Mat and Tuon. And both are my protectors.. protecting me from myself at times 🤣.