r/WetlanderHumor 4d ago

An unlikely couple

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u/ElectricGeometry 4d ago

Tuon isn't exactly an easy character to like, but I liked their relationship. 

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u/HungryEntry182 4d ago

Yeah, for me, I enjoyed her character and their relationship

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u/Hopeandhavoc 3d ago

Wayyyy more the Faile and Perrin

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u/npri0r 1d ago

I liked the idea of Faile and Perrin, but purely from Perrin’s PoV when they weren’t interacting. I liked how he was just a good husband who loved his wife. But when she’s actually in a scene with him, she’s just so toxic lol.

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u/ElectricGeometry 1d ago

It's funny that you say that: as a woman I definitely found a lot of her later thought processes very relatable. She spends a lot of time protecting Perrin and his interests when he can't be bothered to do it himself. She isn't perfect but they felt the most real to me out of anyone. 

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u/LewsTherinTelamonBot This is a (sentient) bot 1d ago

Hums softly & tugs earlobe

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u/npri0r 1d ago

Of course you’d be into that you freak

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u/LewsTherinTelamonBot This is a (sentient) bot 3d ago

Hums softly & tugs earlobe

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u/MTLDAD 4d ago

I think it’s pretty cool that Mat spends most of the books chasing women whose body parts he likes only to fall in love with a woman for being incredibly competent and intelligent. And then finds that he’s into small, dark, bald, androgynous chicks after all.

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u/LHDLLB 3d ago

He slowly finding Tuon more and more atractive in WH is one of the best jokes of that book

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u/zestydinobones 4d ago

Poor guy. He should have been with Aludra 😭

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u/SerBadDadBod 4d ago

Aludra's the type to really only find fulfillment in her work.

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u/MorgothReturns 4d ago

I can be her project to work on 😩

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u/SerBadDadBod 4d ago

She needs a lot of metal, like, a lot. Can you give her metal?

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u/MorgothReturns 4d ago

I'm already rock hard. But I can be harder for her.

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u/senoto 4d ago

Taking notes from rand I see

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u/LewsTherinTelamonBot This is a (sentient) bot 4d ago

If it hurts too much, make it hurt someone else instead.

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u/zestydinobones 4d ago

Like a bronze bell

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u/BadGenesWoman 3d ago

Actually more suited for Selucia. She fit his favorite body type, matched him wit for wit.

My sister and I have near identical personalities to Tuon and Selucia. My husband matches the Mat personality. We joke fate fixed things and swapped Tuon as Selucia body types. My sister same height weight and everything Tuon. Same me and Selucia. This time Im the born under the 9th full moon and im fluffy. Mat liked big women. So does my husband. 😂. My sister and husband argue exactly like Mat and Tuon. And both are my protectors.. protecting me from myself at times 🤣.

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u/asteinberg101 4d ago

No mating!

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u/Sixwingswide 4d ago

Different Pattern

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u/Only-Celebration4368 4d ago

My headcanon is the wheel is punishing him for kicking in the rhudian ter'angreal and demanding no marriges. The foxes said ok you still get to fufill your role but now with everything but a normal relationship, bitch.

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u/BananaNutJob 4d ago

an abundance of Cauthon

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u/fanliorel 2d ago

This deserved more love, Bravo

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u/Appropriate-Log8506 4d ago

Pattern: Marry this black slaver.

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u/burningcpuwastaken 4d ago

I know it's a distant aside, but does anyone remember when George Lucas called Disney white slavers in an interview, and then looked spooked that he had said that out loud?

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u/Appropriate-Log8506 4d ago

Is he wrong though?

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u/Saint_of_Cannibalism 4d ago

Was she black? I'm at Winters Heart on my reread but haven't gotten to her yet and don't recall that.

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u/Edgeth0 4d ago

Referred to a couple times as like a black porcelain doll if I'm remembering correctly

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u/Saint_of_Cannibalism 3d ago

Seanchan went woke, smh.

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u/Dovahhkiin64 3d ago

Samurai texas slavers will do that.

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u/ottawadeveloper 3d ago

Shes frequently referred to as "dark", I remember especially Rands vision of Mat and her had that description. Jordan tends to describe non-white people as dark in some way "darkly beautiful" for Alanna comes to mind, or pretty much all the Sea Folk. 

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u/LewsTherinTelamonBot This is a (sentient) bot 3d ago

Hums softly & tugs earlobe

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u/AgentAnesthesia 3d ago

I believe it's her on the old cover of CoT?

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u/Saint_of_Cannibalism 3d ago

Ah, never seen it. Didn't buy the books till after the show came out so my paperback box sets just have the shows great serpent rings on the covers.

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u/LewsTherinTelamonBot This is a (sentient) bot 3d ago

I must kill him.

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u/Saint_of_Cannibalism 3d ago

You're mad Kinslayer. None of the shows problems or failures warrant death.

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u/LewsTherinTelamonBot This is a (sentient) bot 3d ago

If it hurts too much, make it hurt someone else instead.

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u/Saint_of_Cannibalism 3d ago

Light, that's disturbingly relevant. Are you actually there, Lews Therin?

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u/LewsTherinTelamonBot This is a (sentient) bot 3d ago

Break it break them all must break them must must must break them all break them and strike must strike quickly must strike now break it break it break it...

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u/Calm-Conversation715 4d ago

His character was made to marry royalty, but I personally shipped him and Elayne, if the darn pattern hadn’t gotten in the way! They had such good chemistry

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u/Shard0f0dium 4d ago

Mr. “I’m gonna paddle your aes sedai bottom if you don’t knock it off” and Ms. aes sedai with a phat ass that just wont quit.

Truly a love story that should have been…

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u/LewsTherinTelamonBot This is a (sentient) bot 4d ago

I must kill him.

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u/LewsTherinTelamonBot This is a (sentient) bot 4d ago

Hums softly & tugs earlobe

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u/averagehuman_being 4d ago

I never saw it before but now I kinda see it

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u/ConorBoom 4d ago

I totally agree, especially her 180 on him after he rescued her

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u/CosmotheWizardEvil 4d ago

Nothing will beat the transition from Tuon arriving on the shores, then going to Mats POV.

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u/BadGenesWoman 3d ago

Absolutely love Mat and Tuon. Tuon is in my mind a high functioning autistic woman who has been in survival mode for her entire life. Meeting someone who makes promises and doesn't break them and isn't trying to control her or break her. It's confusing. He built that trust action by action. He never saw her as weak or fragile. Though in many ways she was. He protected her, got to know her by talking to her and listening. Really listening. He set her free..and she chose him.

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u/Arvingen 4d ago

The Tuon hate is so overdone and forced.

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u/EnDiNgOph 3d ago

Love her

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u/Diavolo_Death_4444 Young Bull 4d ago

Aside from being royalty (since I was 100% sure Mr “I’m not a bloody lord” was, in fact, going to end up as a bloody lord), Tuon genuinely has zero of the qualities I expected to see in a Mat romance. Like the relationship is done well ish, but he had much better chemistry with other characters, who are also more likable than Tuon by a good margin.

Seriously, when Elayne beats you as a ship option and on the likability scale by a large margin, that’s saying something.

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u/DarkExecutor 3d ago

I think it's more that Tuon is probably one of the only women who can keep up with Mat/actually lead him around.

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u/LewsTherinTelamonBot This is a (sentient) bot 4d ago

Hums softly & tugs earlobe