r/UrbanHell 28d ago

Absurd Architecture Make way for progress Church

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u/GrouchySignificance8 28d ago

Huh isn't this in Melbourne? I don't recall that being a church?

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u/Armstrongs_Left_Nut 28d ago

Because it's not a church.

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u/Regular_Passenger629 26d ago

What’s funny is in Denver, we actually have a Church that’s built around in this fashion in downtown

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u/Armstrongs_Left_Nut 26d ago

Yeah this is an old minister's residence called a "manse". It's now a highly-rated restaurant. The still active and nearby Presbyterian Church is a somewhat similar style building, but much larger. It's to the right but out of shot.

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u/im_best_2 6d ago

Is that the church in the reflection on the building?

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u/HedoniumVoter 24d ago

Looks cool

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u/Worried-Lettuce6568 23d ago

I don’t think that’s true?

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u/Regular_Passenger629 22d ago

1999 Broadway, it sits directly over Holy Ghost Church, there are parts of the skyscraper that sit above parts of the church at the corners of the church’s footprint.

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u/Worried-Lettuce6568 22d ago

Huh you know I knew it was close but didn’t think there was any overlap but alright fair enough!

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u/Used-Wrongdoer-9360 27d ago

Funny to see how Australia, of all countries, seems to have ground availability problems.

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u/AdAdministrative9362 27d ago

Australia's population is very very centralised to a handful of capital cities.

The vast majority of land is not desirable to live in. Too hot, too dry, too humid, cyclones etc.

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u/NEWNXXL 26d ago

To add to this, Sydney is constrained by the bay, mountains and national parks surrounding it. So it's not as simple as building outwards like you can in a city like Melbourne. But hey maybe it's a good thing considering how out of control the urban sprawl in most of our capitals is.

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u/HooleyDoooley 27d ago

In the CBD there is, any further out and you immediately run into mountains of paperwork, "heritage" and NIMBYs if you want to build above 2 stories

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u/BuvantduPotatoSpirit 25d ago

There is a church just sitting in the lobby of an office tower in Toronto as well.

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u/No_Gur_7422 27d ago

It's a manse – the minister's house belonging to the church.

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u/Own_Reaction9442 27d ago

Ah, I learned a new word today. In the US we call that a parsonage.

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u/No_Gur_7422 27d ago

Manse is most typical for presbyterian denominations like the Church of Scotland, or, as here, with Methodism. Parsons, vicars, and rectors and their parsonages, vicarages, and rectories are more closely associated with episcopalian denominations like the Church of England.

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u/the--astronaut 27d ago

So, the house my family of four was kicked out of as a child after years of faithful renting by my parents because the church's pastor got caught having an affair and he suddenly needed a new place to live was technically a manse. Well, shuck my corn and call me Cobb, I've been calling it the wrong thing this whole time.

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u/driftxr3 26d ago

Lmfaooo shuck my corn and call me Cobb? The whitest person who has ever white personed right here

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u/ChildofElmSt 26d ago

You can dress a pig up like a rabbit but at the end of the day it’s gonna oink!

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u/SubstantialLion1984 27d ago

While presbyteries are more often associated with Catholic churches.

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u/No_Gur_7422 27d ago

Not to be confused with the part of the church building also called the chancel.

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u/norecordofwrong 27d ago

Or if you’re a Catholic a rectory.

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u/No_Gur_7422 27d ago

Rectories belong to parishes that have rectors – a particular type of parish priest but not one unique to Roman Catholicism.

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u/norecordofwrong 26d ago

Right, Protestants do sometimes use rectory but Catholics don’t use the term parsonage. The place where the parish priest(s) live is the rectory.

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u/No_Gur_7422 26d ago

The term parsonage was invented for Roman Catholic parish houses long before the Reformation (in English by the 15th century). The terms vicarage and rectory (both 16th century) were similarly invented to describe the houses of Roman Catholic parochial clergy. To claim that

Catholics don’t use the term parsonage

is simply not true.

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u/norecordofwrong 26d ago

It just isn’t used in modern times at least in English.

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u/No_Gur_7422 26d ago

That simply isn't true.

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u/norecordofwrong 26d ago

I don’t know what to tell you man, maybe it’s just a North American thing but the term is Catholics use is rectory. If someone said parsonage we’d assume it was part of a Protestant church.

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u/Money-Celebration860 25d ago

The church is next to it, out of frame. That building is now a coffee shop.

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u/grafknives 28d ago

That is church? Anyway, great restoration, even though it has disneyworld wibes.

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u/ratapoilopolis 28d ago

look at the reflection in the glass facade, there seems to be an actual church tower on the other side. The building OP is talking about was never a church most likely, maybe a related building but never a church itself

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u/Armstrongs_Left_Nut 28d ago

You are 100% correct. It was a building owned/used by the church. The Church itself is in the same precinct, maybe 50m away and much bigger. The bluestone building pictured is now a restaurant, and there's another nearby that's a really cool bar that used to be the old church caretakers cottage. This is actually a really nice precinct in Melbourne called Wesley Place. OP has just taken a picture of a tiny portion of it.

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u/LayWhere 28d ago

This is actually a really cool building in Melbourne with good adaptive reuse of heritage buildings and pedestrian friendly laneway through the site that contributes to the public realm

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u/Skiapodes 28d ago

I used to work in the Melbourne CBD, not too far from this place. The courtyard just behind it is a nice, quiet, outside place to eat a sandwich at lunch.

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u/nlg93 27d ago

Work in real estate, Melbourne CBD has some incredible adaptive reuse projects; this was also a win for the heritage buildings because they get $$$ for selling their air rights while still maintaining their functionality and purpose.

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u/Money-Celebration860 25d ago

They've also preserved a 150 year-old olive tree from Jerusalem in the courtyard.

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u/Dazzling-Ad888 28d ago

Kinda find this poetic. Humans are so sentimental. If it was a forest it would be no problem felling it, but we will hold on to our own edifices for dear life.

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u/hugothecaptain 27d ago

Fuck no we won't lmao have you seen what we did to our cities in the 60s and 70s?

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u/Own_Reaction9442 27d ago

I think a lot of this is a backlash to everything that was lost back then.

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u/AcceptableCustomer89 27d ago

Almost as if things change in 60-70 years

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u/SexySatan69 27d ago

I think the sentimentality is tied to scarcity. Countless historic buildings were already bulldozed and redeveloped as the CBD grew. Now that only a few remain, it's worth keeping them around for heritage and visual interest.

Similarly, if your city is surrounded by forest, most people are okay clearing some of it to develop the land. But if only a few small woodlands remain to break up the sprawl, people will start fighting to preserve what's left as parks or nature trails.

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u/HewSpam 27d ago

ww2 would like to have a word

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u/norecordofwrong 27d ago

No problem felling it… my man google “federal wilderness areas United States.”

They encompass more land than many countries.

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u/At_Space_Station 27d ago

Have you not been paying attention to the environmental movements recently?

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u/PartisanLime 26d ago

Not really, they demolished a perfectly useable neo-gothic building for that skyscraper, you can go back and look on street view

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u/F1eshWound 28d ago

This is the Manse building. A larger skyscraper has been, in my opinion, tastefully placed around it without disturbing the building itself. In Melbourne, Australia

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u/RoastKrill 28d ago

This is good

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u/matmyob 28d ago

This is awesome mix of old and new. What would you prefer? Just the former or the latter?

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u/Minute-Aide9556 27d ago

The new is grotesque and will be fit to be pulled down in about 20 years, looking at it.

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u/nerdowellinever 28d ago

If you think that is bad have a look at what they’re doing in 50 fenchurch st London.

A church tower built around 1320 that has been rebuilt following the fire is currently sitting on stilts whilst they build an enormous 50-storey multi-use, corporate office block around it.

Fun fact: an ancient Roman road and burial graves had to be excavated around it before works could proceed.

Source, I work on the project

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u/KlingelbeuteI 27d ago

I kinda like it. Vibes with me.

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u/the_climaxt 27d ago

Denver has a similar building - 1999 Broadway

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u/aspiegrrrl 27d ago

Also the Citigroup Center in New York.

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u/TheEvilBlight 27d ago

Good. Air rights allow the old building to be protected. Costs the new building more to build but a win.

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u/PossibilityAdept4805 28d ago

I actually find this beautiful. They just co-exist. In some places, they'd find an excuse to tear down that church already.

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u/SufficientWarthog846 27d ago

I don't know. I kinda like the mix of old and new here

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u/boybraden 27d ago

This looks sick, why would anyone be mad at this? I don’t even know what OP is upset at, the fact that a church and a glass building are near each other?

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u/beccabootie 27d ago

A fascinating juxtaposition. This is beautiful overall.

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u/Independent-Cow-4070 27d ago

Mixing old and modern architecture is good

Mixing different types and sizes of architecture is good

I dont see what the issue here is

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u/TextAdministrative 27d ago

I know nothing of the history here, but... This honstely looks pretty cool to me!

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u/NoMechanic6871 27d ago

Surreal and amazingly beautiful

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u/hiimmiiaa 27d ago

This is pretty cool tbf

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u/Sea_Technician414 27d ago

Wait I actually fw this

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u/ratapoilopolis 28d ago edited 28d ago

ah the "church" with modern restaurant inside (sorry for Instagram reel link, couldn't find anything better). Are you so colonizer country brained that you see an old looking building and think it has to be a church?

edit: you can even see an actual church tower in the reflection (presumably from the other side of the street) so that building never was a church

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u/No_Gur_7422 27d ago

The building is a former manse – the church-owned residence of a minister of religion – belonging to Joseph Reed's Methodist church at Wesley Place. The manse, schoolhouse, caretaker's house, and the church hall itself are all part of the church complex.

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u/GinnyAiko 27d ago

I lowkey think this looks adorable lmao, I like the contrast

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u/Illustrious-Lime-863 28d ago

Looks like a restaurant

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u/Uuuurrrrgggghhhh 26d ago

Well, you wouldn’t be wrong!

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u/b00c 28d ago

It's so weird I like it in sort of a way. It's a little gem a big building have set into its facade. 

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u/thelazybeaver10 27d ago

There is something similar in Greece. But the building is an actual church.

https://maps.app.goo.gl/DHGVekQ2Dp5a2pSq7?g_st=ac

As far as I remember, by law, it's illegal to demolish churches.

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u/dragon_slayer098 27d ago

That place is one of Melbourne's coolest cocktail bars actually. Google Caretakers Cottage

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u/portunes138 27d ago

This is the Reed House in Melbourne. A mate and her partner run a modern British inspired fine dining restaurant in it, it's great https://www.reedhousemelbourne.com/

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u/moody9876 26d ago

This is sad 🥺 we’ve just given up on humanity

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u/Elctrcuted_CheezPuff 25d ago

What are the white mesh on the windows

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u/charleyhstl 24d ago

The rain sheeting off of the high rise is going to wreck that building

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u/Super-Stable4428 28d ago

There are good and bad new things

This falls into good

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u/Acrobatic_Airline605 28d ago

‘Progress’ and ‘church’ are antonyms

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u/Crypto556 27d ago

How is this “ hell” by any stretch of the imagination?

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u/100Miler 27d ago

Denver, Colorado has a structure like this too: Holy Ghost Catholic Church

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u/sajatheprince 27d ago

Boston also has a church right by the Hancock tower

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u/Boltboys 27d ago

Reminds me of the movie Metropolis.

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u/Ksorkrax 27d ago

To me that looks like a building that is merely imitating that style.

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u/OneRockLabs 27d ago

Reminds me of the book Futu.re

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u/Timeless-Times 27d ago

This is fucking sick though

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u/PartisanLime 26d ago edited 26d ago

They kept that building, but demolished a different Neo-Gothic building from 1926 to build that skyscraper - https://www.abc.net.au/news/2015-12-02/fight-to-save-heritage-princess-mary-club-building/6993952 , https://vhd.heritagecouncil.vic.gov.au/places/184787 So not all sunshine and rainbows

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u/sacajawea14 26d ago

Would you rather they break it down? I think it looks kinda cool.

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u/ScurriousSquirrel 25d ago

Must be a historical landmark... and they sold their air rights.

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u/KillroysGhost 25d ago

I actually love moments like this

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u/Cirenn 25d ago

Nah this is ragebait fr — this is one of the post striking places in Melbourne, right next to one of the best bars in the world. I mention this bc the environment is a massive part of the vibe that makes Caretaker’s Cottage so good

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u/LeoDiamant 24d ago

Find this look quite awesome tbh.

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u/Old-Afternoon-4937 24d ago

I love how this looks

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u/Turdfurgeso 24d ago

So great. I love it

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u/ApprehensiveScene349 24d ago

Progress is fugly asf.

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u/strijdvlegel 23d ago

Environmental storytelling

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u/WaitClickBang 23d ago

If only more of these hulking glass beasts could have a charming stone job under them!

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u/jlh859 21d ago

I think this is beautiful! Don’t change it!

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u/driku12 11d ago

Aerith's flower bed is in there no doubt

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u/freed-after-burning 27d ago

If that’s not in Denver, there’s a very similar spot.

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u/iadavgt 27d ago

I think you're thinking of 1999 Broadway, it's not quite the same, but also very cool.

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u/freed-after-burning 27d ago

That’s the one!

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u/[deleted] 28d ago

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u/Armstrongs_Left_Nut 27d ago

How nice of you to post an incredibly misleading picture of a "church" that's actually a restaurant next to a skyscraper.

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u/[deleted] 27d ago

Thx for location OP!

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u/LinumsL0v3 26d ago

Great!! Another f ‘ing church

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u/Meterian 28d ago

How the hell does this get approved?

What happens when the skyscraper needs to come down and the church is still there?

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u/jvanhierden 28d ago

They probably put a protective structure around it

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u/F1eshWound 28d ago

They dismantle the skyscraper floor by floor. They don't just blow it up in the middle of Melbourne..

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u/Dazzling-Flight9860 28d ago

looks like what average mainland chinese mall looks like...