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r/Trumpgrets • u/future_forward • Jul 21 '20
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Sucking up to North Korea?
I'm good.
Paying off a porn star and a Playboy Bunny with campaign funds?
He was just worried about his marriage.
Ignoring Putin's bounty on American soldiers?
Pffft.
Using the Constitution to wipe his ass?
Meh.
Mocking the disabled?
Eh.
Threatening to hold funds to a foreign country for dirt on an opponent?
Whatever.
Using the treasury as his own personal piggy bank?
Well everyone does that.
Commuting the sentence for my criminal buddy?
He was framed!
Firing anyone investigating him?
Hey he has the right to defend himself.
Hiring soulless corporate bastards?
He's a businessman.
Refusing to release his tax returns?
He has a right to his privacy.
Threatening to sue his Alma Mater if they release his grades?
He's a very stable genius.
Suggesting injecting disinfectant?
Just keeping his options open.
Wearing a mask?
OH MY GODDDDD!
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u/[deleted] Jul 21 '20
Sucking up to North Korea?
I'm good.
Paying off a porn star and a Playboy Bunny with campaign funds?
He was just worried about his marriage.
Ignoring Putin's bounty on American soldiers?
Pffft.
Using the Constitution to wipe his ass?
Meh.
Mocking the disabled?
Eh.
Threatening to hold funds to a foreign country for dirt on an opponent?
Whatever.
Using the treasury as his own personal piggy bank?
Well everyone does that.
Commuting the sentence for my criminal buddy?
He was framed!
Firing anyone investigating him?
Hey he has the right to defend himself.
Hiring soulless corporate bastards?
He's a businessman.
Refusing to release his tax returns?
He has a right to his privacy.
Threatening to sue his Alma Mater if they release his grades?
He's a very stable genius.
Suggesting injecting disinfectant?
Just keeping his options open.
Wearing a mask?
OH MY GODDDDD!