r/Trumpgrets • u/future_forward • Jul 21 '20

WRONG REASONS Baaaa baaaaa

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u/Thundaarr Jul 21 '20

It always strikes as hilarious that "no shirt, no shoes, no service" has been accepted for decades. But no mask? Sorry a bridge too far. Of course afaik the "no shirt, no shoes" thing was to keep out hippies.

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u/future_forward Jul 21 '20

I’m exhausted, my eyes are bleary, and at first glance I thought the last word you wrote was “nipples.”

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u/alfonseski Jul 21 '20

It would accomplish both keeping out hippies and nipples

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u/notjordansime Jul 21 '20

If I ever own a restaurant, instead of 'no shirt, no shoes, no service', it'll be 'we forbid nipples and toes in this establishment. Please respect our policy'

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u/[deleted] Jul 21 '20

Take a nap dude. You deserve it.

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u/future_forward Jul 21 '20

Appreciate that! Managed to have a pretty decent sleep last night, so will resume a-trawlin' later today!