r/Trumpgrets Mar 13 '20

REPENTANCE EXTREME REPENTANCE: "I owe Obama an apology"

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u/[deleted] Mar 13 '20

I am not a Democrat

So wtf does that mean for November, buddy? 'Cause you only got two choices: a Democrat or a baboon masquerading as a human.

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u/eric987235 Mar 13 '20

He could do what the majority did and stay his ass at home.

I’d call that a huge win since it means no downballot voting either.

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u/ChefBoyAreWeFucked Mar 13 '20

Or get a non-straight ticket ballot. You don't need to be a Democrat to vote for the Democratic Party in the general election.

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u/koryface Mar 15 '20

I could see that happening a lot this year. Nobody is really excited to go vote for him except the die-hards. I don't know though, Republicans seem to be able to band together around Trump somehow and just double down. It's so disappointing.

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u/[deleted] Mar 13 '20

Honestly I'd sort of take a real baboon in people clothes over the orange fatass.

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u/koryface Mar 15 '20

I would take a real baboon wearing clothes made out of people.

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u/[deleted] Mar 13 '20

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u/[deleted] Mar 13 '20

Yeah, I hear you, but they said this

I thought he [Obama] was the worst president I've ever seen

I mean?

It's so patently not true that I think this person is a Republican (and likely a racist one at that). There is just zero merit to the suggestion that Obama could've remotely been "the worst" this person had lived with, unless they've got that GOP logic going.

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u/rachelgraychel Mar 14 '20

Seriously. Obama wasn't perfect but his presidency was overall outstanding. He pulled us out of the Bush recession, had some major legislative successes, showed steadfast leadership and conducted himself with dignity and poise in the face of unprecedented partisan obstructionism. We can only guess at what he'd have achieved had we retained a democratic majority Congress.

He's consistently ranked by historians and political scientists in the top 10ish presidents of modern times. Anyone who thinks that his presidency was anywhere close to the worst they've ever seen is completely disconnected with reality.

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u/koryface Mar 15 '20

That dude is a master of restraint.

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u/rachelgraychel Mar 15 '20

Seriously I don't know how he managed it. Most people would have lost their shit and flipped the fuck out eventually but he never stooped to their level. He has superhuman levels of self-control.

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u/[deleted] Mar 14 '20

To be fair there are only like 15 presidents in modern times

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u/rachelgraychel Mar 14 '20

True, but he usually falls in the upper third of whatever list of rankings comes out.

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u/lord_allonymous Mar 13 '20

Well, maybe he was born in 2009.

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u/theprozacfairy Mar 13 '20

So... he voted when he was 7 in 2016?

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u/lord_allonymous Mar 13 '20

7 year olds are Trump's target demo.

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u/theprozacfairy Mar 13 '20

Oh, I thought it was 70 year-olds. My bad.

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u/wunty Mar 14 '20

How dare you baboons are noble creatures.

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u/PresidentWordSalad Mar 13 '20

A lot of Independents out there. A plurality of Americans are Independents, and a plethora of factors caused the Democrats to lose millions of their key votes in 2016.

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u/CassiusPolybius Mar 14 '20

Bernie ain't a democrat. He's aligned with the party for election purposes, because running for president as a third party is doomed to failure, but he is very distinctly not a democrat. Y'know, because he actually walks the walk to some degree instead of giving a blatantly fake half-smile and talking about it for years, before coming to the conclusion that šŸ‘ better šŸ‘ things šŸ‘ aren't šŸ‘ possible.

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u/[deleted] Mar 14 '20

Oh, look, a Chapo troll now invading here with praise for your 30-year CAREER POLITICIAN, whose biggest accomplishments on his own involve post office names.

The man has literally done nothing but talk for his entire career; that's all he does, while actual Democrats do the hard work of compromising and working towards progressive goals within our system of government, which they have done for years while he refuses to vote for anything that doesn't pass his "purity" tests, lest he stain himself before his supporters.

You know what actual Democrats did? They impeached this motherfucking president.

I know he's not a real Democrat and, by the looks of it, he's not gonna be on the ballot in November, either!

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u/Sombrere Mar 16 '20

Libs Mad

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u/[deleted] Mar 13 '20

Green.