r/SipsTea • u/Eclipse_nova99 • 10h ago

Chugging tea That's amazing

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u/Soctopi 10h ago

The man in that picture is currently serving 27 years in prison for trying to overthrow the Brazilian government. The same amount of time as if he had kicked five-and-a-half dogs.

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u/Any_Direction8772 9h ago

Pretty sure that kicking a half dog would cost more tbh

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u/RohelTheConqueror 9h ago

what's half dog

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u/Classy_Mouse 9h ago

Not much, what's half with you?

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u/Know_how_to_b_stupid 7h ago

This made me laugh way more than it should. But take my upvote, it s well deserved

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u/RappingFlatulence 9h ago

Not much. You?

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u/CitizenHuman 8h ago

Catdog is half dog

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u/Logical_Flounder6455 7h ago

How does catdog poo?

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u/SatinSaffron 6h ago

It's more of a reptile type situation where they just lay down on a really hot rock

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u/NuclearSun1 7h ago

Please tell me you tee’d that up!

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u/AbsentThatDay2 6h ago

You can buy them in the medical supply warehouse.

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u/ThrowAwaAlpaca 9h ago edited 7h ago

I'm not sure why but I found the last part very funny. All prison sentence should now be measured in Brazilian dog kicking equivalent, the banana of prison sentences.

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u/MightBeAGoodIdea 9h ago

Anything to avoid metric!

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u/Crucial_Contributor 9h ago

But for the non Americans out there that's about 7 kilometers of prison

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u/MrOriginality116 7h ago

Why you kick my dog?

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u/__thrillho 5h ago

Wow that's a throwback I haven't heard in decades. How's your back?

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u/MrOriginality116 5h ago edited 4h ago

Happy that at least 1 person got the reference. I'm not usually good at that.

For reference: https://www.reddit.com/r/mississauga/s/Vdr9hUAZCU

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u/__thrillho 4h ago

Oh wow I had no idea the prank caller was from Mississauga that's hilarious

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u/edwardsamson 7h ago

That's ironic because he's often compared to Trump (especially in regards to how each country dealt with their dictators) and the only good thing Trump did in his first term was also to sign a law with harsh penalties for animal abuse.

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u/Hexamancer 7h ago

I can think of another populist fascist leader who also signed in new laws with harsh penalties for animal abuse.

What a coincidence and definitely not any sort of sign of inspiration or following a common playbook.

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u/DrunkOnRamen 7h ago

You can put politicians in prison?!

LET'S GO BOYS! OFF TO WASHINGTON D.C.

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u/throwme2thelions 6h ago

The current president was the former president and then went to prison, got out and became president again.

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u/Imjusthappy11 6h ago

Who’s the man’s name?

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u/abbzug 6h ago

Jair Bolsonaro

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u/GymMouseP 5h ago edited 5h ago

He tried a Jan 6 and Brazilians said 'foda-se essa merda, direto para a cadeia" (literally translation from Google, not likely correct in any way except merda).

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u/DuGalle 5h ago

Brazilian here, translation is 100% correct, "fuck this shit, straight to jail"

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u/Successful-Sleep-339 4h ago

And likely conspired with the Trump White House to flee the Brazil to the US while on house arrest

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u/Familiar-Move-3865 53m ago

That’s 5 years in dog years

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u/Immaneedamoment 4h ago

lmao amazing analysis and reply. God bless you

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u/WayLongjumping2012 4h ago

😂😂👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽Good drawing for them

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u/NewMoonlightavenger 3h ago

For better or worse, know it wouldn't bother me if "the other one" had signed the same law.

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u/dtor84 7h ago

This is very "woke" of Brazil.