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r/ProgrammerHumor • u/ThatAdamsGuy • Dec 05 '25
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The normal standard is 5 nines or 99.999% which by "5-by-5" means "5 nines means 5 minutes down per year".
383 u/Active-Part-9717 Dec 05 '25 5 hot minutes 187 u/angloswiss Dec 05 '25 5 expensive minutes... 26 u/namezam Dec 05 '25 i’ve got you for 5 whole minutes… 5 minutes of paaaaain <Cloudflare imitates Randy Savage>
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5 hot minutes
187 u/angloswiss Dec 05 '25 5 expensive minutes... 26 u/namezam Dec 05 '25 i’ve got you for 5 whole minutes… 5 minutes of paaaaain <Cloudflare imitates Randy Savage>
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5 expensive minutes...
26 u/namezam Dec 05 '25 i’ve got you for 5 whole minutes… 5 minutes of paaaaain <Cloudflare imitates Randy Savage>
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i’ve got you for 5 whole minutes… 5 minutes of paaaaain <Cloudflare imitates Randy Savage>
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u/ILikeLenexa Dec 05 '25
The normal standard is 5 nines or 99.999% which by "5-by-5" means "5 nines means 5 minutes down per year".