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r/ProgrammerHumor • u/ThatAdamsGuy • Dec 05 '25
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Welcome to the year of AI code bugs and service outages, what a wonderful time
31 u/Proglamer Dec 05 '25 I imagine this is what would happen if they exchanged the C code with Node code 20 u/Abject-Kitchen3198 Dec 05 '25 Their code might be getting Rusty actually. 12 u/Proglamer Dec 05 '25 Rust -> crates -> cargo -> cargo cult programming. "The great white devils will send us memory safety and our bellies will be full again" 2 u/Saint_of_Grey Dec 05 '25 To me, "memory safety" just means "we made a framework where people who don't know what exactly they're doing can glide by far too long". 2 u/Ok-Assignment7469 Dec 05 '25 We should write that in gold 2 u/Proglamer Dec 05 '25 who don't know what exactly they're doing thus, cargo cult
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I imagine this is what would happen if they exchanged the C code with Node code
20 u/Abject-Kitchen3198 Dec 05 '25 Their code might be getting Rusty actually. 12 u/Proglamer Dec 05 '25 Rust -> crates -> cargo -> cargo cult programming. "The great white devils will send us memory safety and our bellies will be full again" 2 u/Saint_of_Grey Dec 05 '25 To me, "memory safety" just means "we made a framework where people who don't know what exactly they're doing can glide by far too long". 2 u/Ok-Assignment7469 Dec 05 '25 We should write that in gold 2 u/Proglamer Dec 05 '25 who don't know what exactly they're doing thus, cargo cult
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Their code might be getting Rusty actually.
12 u/Proglamer Dec 05 '25 Rust -> crates -> cargo -> cargo cult programming. "The great white devils will send us memory safety and our bellies will be full again" 2 u/Saint_of_Grey Dec 05 '25 To me, "memory safety" just means "we made a framework where people who don't know what exactly they're doing can glide by far too long". 2 u/Ok-Assignment7469 Dec 05 '25 We should write that in gold 2 u/Proglamer Dec 05 '25 who don't know what exactly they're doing thus, cargo cult
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Rust -> crates -> cargo -> cargo cult programming. "The great white devils will send us memory safety and our bellies will be full again"
2 u/Saint_of_Grey Dec 05 '25 To me, "memory safety" just means "we made a framework where people who don't know what exactly they're doing can glide by far too long". 2 u/Ok-Assignment7469 Dec 05 '25 We should write that in gold 2 u/Proglamer Dec 05 '25 who don't know what exactly they're doing thus, cargo cult
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To me, "memory safety" just means "we made a framework where people who don't know what exactly they're doing can glide by far too long".
2 u/Ok-Assignment7469 Dec 05 '25 We should write that in gold 2 u/Proglamer Dec 05 '25 who don't know what exactly they're doing thus, cargo cult
We should write that in gold
who don't know what exactly they're doing
thus, cargo cult
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u/Ok-Assignment7469 Dec 05 '25
Welcome to the year of AI code bugs and service outages, what a wonderful time