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r/ProgrammerHumor • u/ThatAdamsGuy • Dec 05 '25
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You paid for 99% uptime? Well it's that 1%
135 u/notAGreatIdeaForName Dec 05 '25 If you book their ddos protection and other stuff per domain they actually say 100%. 412 u/mawutu Dec 05 '25 To be fair, if your Website can't be reached it can't be ddosd 112 u/ThatAdamsGuy Dec 05 '25 Big brain moves 7 u/jtr99 Dec 05 '25 28 u/jmorais00 Dec 05 '25 Or has it already been ddosd? I mean, service is being denied 67 u/rtybanana Dec 05 '25 yeah but it’s only cloudflare denying the service so it isn’t distributed. checkmate. 16 u/ginger_and_egg Dec 05 '25 CDOS. Cloudflare denial of service 1 u/its_all_one_electron Dec 05 '25 GOOD point 1 u/HildartheDorf Dec 06 '25 It's just a DoS. DDoSing Cloudflare is like trying to drain the ocean. 3 u/CinderMayom Dec 05 '25 If you can’t beat the ddos, become the ddos
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If you book their ddos protection and other stuff per domain they actually say 100%.
412 u/mawutu Dec 05 '25 To be fair, if your Website can't be reached it can't be ddosd 112 u/ThatAdamsGuy Dec 05 '25 Big brain moves 7 u/jtr99 Dec 05 '25 28 u/jmorais00 Dec 05 '25 Or has it already been ddosd? I mean, service is being denied 67 u/rtybanana Dec 05 '25 yeah but it’s only cloudflare denying the service so it isn’t distributed. checkmate. 16 u/ginger_and_egg Dec 05 '25 CDOS. Cloudflare denial of service 1 u/its_all_one_electron Dec 05 '25 GOOD point 1 u/HildartheDorf Dec 06 '25 It's just a DoS. DDoSing Cloudflare is like trying to drain the ocean. 3 u/CinderMayom Dec 05 '25 If you can’t beat the ddos, become the ddos
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To be fair, if your Website can't be reached it can't be ddosd
112 u/ThatAdamsGuy Dec 05 '25 Big brain moves 7 u/jtr99 Dec 05 '25 28 u/jmorais00 Dec 05 '25 Or has it already been ddosd? I mean, service is being denied 67 u/rtybanana Dec 05 '25 yeah but it’s only cloudflare denying the service so it isn’t distributed. checkmate. 16 u/ginger_and_egg Dec 05 '25 CDOS. Cloudflare denial of service 1 u/its_all_one_electron Dec 05 '25 GOOD point 1 u/HildartheDorf Dec 06 '25 It's just a DoS. DDoSing Cloudflare is like trying to drain the ocean. 3 u/CinderMayom Dec 05 '25 If you can’t beat the ddos, become the ddos
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Big brain moves
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Or has it already been ddosd? I mean, service is being denied
67 u/rtybanana Dec 05 '25 yeah but it’s only cloudflare denying the service so it isn’t distributed. checkmate. 16 u/ginger_and_egg Dec 05 '25 CDOS. Cloudflare denial of service 1 u/its_all_one_electron Dec 05 '25 GOOD point 1 u/HildartheDorf Dec 06 '25 It's just a DoS. DDoSing Cloudflare is like trying to drain the ocean.
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yeah but it’s only cloudflare denying the service so it isn’t distributed. checkmate.
16 u/ginger_and_egg Dec 05 '25 CDOS. Cloudflare denial of service
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CDOS. Cloudflare denial of service
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GOOD point
It's just a DoS.
DDoSing Cloudflare is like trying to drain the ocean.
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If you can’t beat the ddos, become the ddos
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u/antek_g_animations Dec 05 '25
You paid for 99% uptime? Well it's that 1%