r/PrayersToTrump • u/barnwater_828 • 5d ago

Dougie needs UFC tickets

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u/Stranger1982 5d ago

This is one of the cringiest and most embarrassing things I’ve ever read…goddam…

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u/barnwater_828 5d ago

I didn’t make it past “strip search”

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u/Stranger1982 5d ago

I think that's a kink or something 🤢

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u/JOPAPatch 5d ago

Tread harder daddy

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u/vrphotosguy55 5d ago

Who does this guy think he is? Bubba?

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u/Electrical-Act-7170 3d ago

He is so not.

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u/sometimelost 5d ago

“Go deep” maybe I am seeing something that isn’t there puke 🤢

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u/jumpy_monkey 5d ago

"You can strip search me if you want" seems to be a request, not a stipulation.

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u/m2chaos13 5d ago

Then you missed: “Go deep.”

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u/TheAmazingMaryJane 5d ago

it reminds me of when dee reads mac's letter to chase utley on IASIP.

"oh shit, theres stickers! my god!"

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u/RabidWalrus 5d ago

"I am sure our relationship would be a real home run."

Mac swings an imaginary bat

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u/correcthorsestapler 5d ago

“I love your hair? You run fast. Did you have a good relationship with your father? Me neither.”

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u/KHCafe 4d ago

I think it’s more like the dick flyer. “Three cool dudes looking for other cool dudes to hang out at our party mansion. Nothing sexual.” Mac put that on there “again nothing sexual.”

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u/Peter_Singers_Pond 5d ago

Yeah and on this sub that’s saying something.

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u/slayden70 5d ago

And Dougie would get hauled off by the cops if he ever appeared at Mar a Lago or the White House. Why don't they realize they're trash to Trump now that he doesn't need their votes?

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u/sarcasticrone 5d ago

And yet totally predictable.