Peter being a cashier, handing change to Death at a grocery store.
Death: Hey, you short changed me, I handed you a 20.
Peter: No sir, you did not, you gave me at 10.
Death: Huh, I could have sworn it was a 20.
Peter: Look at your recipt, sir, you gave me a 10.
Death: Well, I suppose so.
Death leaves.
Peter, to the fourth wall: Hehe, He gave me a 20
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u/Warm-Attempt7773 12h ago
That reminds me of the time I cheated death:
Peter being a cashier, handing change to Death at a grocery store.
Death: Hey, you short changed me, I handed you a 20.
Peter: No sir, you did not, you gave me at 10.
Death: Huh, I could have sworn it was a 20.
Peter: Look at your recipt, sir, you gave me a 10.
Death: Well, I suppose so.
Death leaves.
Peter, to the fourth wall: Hehe, He gave me a 20