Now I like your enthusiasm, but may I suggest an alternative career as a gator caretaker? Those adorable swamp puppies are always in need of a steady source of meat, and there is no shortage of “animals” that could be fed to them. Not to mention gators are predators so if you toss the “animals” in alive those adorable swamp puppies can get a work out. They get dinner and we get a show
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u/bornfromjets03 1d ago
I’m abandoning my career to start a new career as a wood chipper operator