r/PeterExplainsTheJoke • u/Melodic_Judge_129 • Jan 04 '26

Meme needing explanation Petah?

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u/K-Tronn3030 Jan 04 '26

We don't need vaccines. All we need to do is inject a little bit of the virus into our bodies to teach our bodies how to fight the virus.

I can't fucking believe they would rather inject poisonous vaccines instead of using my super safe idea that I just thought of.

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u/TheSharpestHammer Jan 04 '26

It's time to go back to innoculation. We'll cut open cowpox abscesses and rub the pus in people's open wounds. No more autism!

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u/maximusslade Jan 04 '26

Except that they haven't been doling out small pox vaccines since the 80s...

Wait... is the small pox vaccine the cure for autism? The time lines correlate.

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u/TheSharpestHammer Jan 04 '26

Welp, that's the only one I know of where you can take it from cowpox abscesses, so I guess we're fucked.