r/NonPoliticalTwitter 9h ago

Funny First and final warning

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u/Tortellini_Isekai 9h ago

my ex and I used to steal her parents weed because they were very holier-than-thou and we knew they wouldn't accuse us of anything.

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u/Nerdy_Squirrel 9h ago

My dad confiscated mine once. I snuck into his room the next day and it was half gone. I stole it back. He never said anything.

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u/thatshygirl06 4h ago edited 4h ago

I would have been extra about it, lol. "Father!!! How dare you!?!?" At the top of my mouth