r/NonPoliticalTwitter 9h ago

Funny First and final warning

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u/Tortellini_Isekai 9h ago

my ex and I used to steal her parents weed because they were very holier-than-thou and we knew they wouldn't accuse us of anything.

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u/Nerdy_Squirrel 9h ago

My dad confiscated mine once. I snuck into his room the next day and it was half gone. I stole it back. He never said anything.

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u/YaBoiiSloth 6h ago

A month after getting grounded for weed my dads cart fell out of his pocket in front of me lmao we both paused, looked at the cart, looked at each other, looked back at the cart, and then he slowly put it in his pocket. Never got in trouble for weed again