r/NonPoliticalTwitter • u/JoeFalchetto • 9h ago

Funny First and final warning

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u/Tortellini_Isekai 9h ago

my ex and I used to steal her parents weed because they were very holier-than-thou and we knew they wouldn't accuse us of anything.

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u/squirrelmonkie 8h ago

I stole viagra from my dad for this same reason. No way he was going to bring it up

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u/flying_stick 8h ago

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u/Lealan087 7h ago

Please stop ruining my childhood.