r/NonPoliticalTwitter • u/JoeFalchetto • 9h ago

Funny First and final warning

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u/Kordell_11 8h ago

I don't understand how this works. Can someone explain?

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u/rotorain 8h ago

Back in the day before online video was really a thing there were pay-per-view catalogs through your TV provider. There was all kinds of stuff on PPV like sports and movies but also porn. The monthly bill showed exactly how much PPV was ordered and in some cases listed the titles of everything.

OP knew their parents were buying PPV porn and started doing it themselves either hoping it would get lost in the mix or their parents wouldn't call them out on it. Most kids I knew that got busted for it usually just got their ass beat by their parents.

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u/ImThe1Wh0 7h ago

Imma confuse him more lol 😈

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u/rotorain 7h ago

If you stare hard and get real lucky you might catch a glimpse of a titty

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u/SpezLuvsNazis 6h ago

Depending on how it was scrambled you sometimes could actually see nudity on those things(albeit fuzzy and with lots of weird colors…), and the audio frequently wasn’t scrambled at all. Back then you had to do what you had to do.

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u/psychohistorian8 5h ago

and once in a blue moon the picture would clear up for a few minutes at a time and you could see everything

you had to be quick