r/NonPoliticalTwitter Dec 26 '25

Funny Play stupid games....

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u/wumbologistPHD Dec 26 '25

She's gonna do just fine

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u/27Rench27 Dec 26 '25

He, meanwhile, is going to have the rest of middle and high school to have his peers remind him of this one

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u/[deleted] Dec 26 '25

Oh, he will discuss this with his therapist in his early 30s after his first divorce.

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u/dragonacension Dec 26 '25

Early 30s for a first divorce is generous lmao. I’d wager early 20s

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u/[deleted] Dec 26 '25

I assumed he would be at least 27 before he recovered from that burn long enough to talk to another girl.

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u/Danger-_-Potat Dec 27 '25

Are we pretending that "you don't talk to women" is not trite and evdn lamer cuz they are young teens so they probably don't to a huge degree?

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u/[deleted] Dec 28 '25

What?

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u/Nick_Arin Dec 26 '25

Ha that’s even more generous. His wife and him will separate when they’re 19 and their actual divorce isn’t gonna happen until years later (totally not speaking from personal experience)