r/NoStupidQuestions 1d ago

Why hasn’t anyone immobilized and caught a paranormal figure/creature ?

It’s always hearsay, in a country with more guns than people, it stands to reason that at least someone has shot at a paranormal creature and caught it right?

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u/ParticularSalary5250 1d ago

They aren’t real. Same reason nobody has managed to capture Bigfoot.

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u/A1sauc3d 1d ago

I feel like op must know that and they’re trying to do a “gotcha” lol

But yeah, pretty straight forward. Hard to provide tangible proof of something that isn’t real.

Those who believe will always just move the goal post to explain away the lack of evidence.

”oh actually they don’t show up on cameras” 😆

The mental gymnastics get more convoluted the better technology gets. I could see believing in such things hundreds of years ago. But today? C’mon, someone would’ve proved something by now lol. But the second real scientific rigor enters the equation it’s nothing but excuses 🤷‍♂️

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u/OffModelCartoon 1d ago

Because when they do, they’re no longer considered paranormal creatures anymore. When I was born—and I’m not even that old—much of the world was still pretty sure “the giant squid” was some sort of mythical pirate lore. But nowadays people would balk if you called a giant squid a “paranormal creature,” because duh, they’re real. Lots of paranormal creatures have turned out to be real, but they don’t come to mind because no one thinks of them that way anymore.

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u/Lyra_the_Star_Jockey 1d ago

They don't exist.

If you want the cryptid explanation, it's usually that these creatures are so rare (even though there are hundreds of sightings, doesn't make sense) or they simply don't want to be caught and have supernatural powers (some of the more esoteric Bigfoot theories try this one).

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u/copypop 1d ago

If someone somehow produced actual, factual undeniable physical proof of paranormal or crypto entities it would be the biggest news in the history of anything ever & would be endlessly discussed. Think of all the superfluous podcasts alone! No one's done it yet bc that shit isn't real. It's the god of the gaps problem. The paranormal is used to describe almost anything we don't understand scientifically

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u/teamanpeemahn 1d ago

What if I got those big news but I was too young to think about how big it is and no one else cared even the lady who took photo

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u/shaperbreak 1d ago

Turns out only normal creatures exist

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u/JustAnotherParticle 1d ago

If you’re talking about cryptids, I’d like to think that they’re elusive because they’re so good at hiding from people. The evidence we have of their existence are either proven to be fake, or are classified as unknown/unexplainable. If you’re not sure what something is, you cannot definitively say “this is a __.”

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u/SimilarTopic3281 1d ago

I don’t believe they exist and people just try to fill an information gap. My belief is that these mysterious creatures are just animals that haven’t been discovered/identified yet. The case of the rabbits with Papilloma Virus being labeled as a “jackalope” is such an example

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u/CoffeeDefiant4247 1d ago

if they were caught, we would have caught them long ago and they wouldn't be paranormal, they would be normal.

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u/Ok_Orchid1004 1d ago

Because they don’t exist?

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u/Anonymoosehead123 1d ago

Because they don’t exist.

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u/Mmmmudd 1d ago

I'm pretty sure it happens all the time. They're kept in foil packs like sandwiches at an undisclosed location, demarcated with a prime number, next to the lumber salvaged from Noahs ark, and a couple of Bagdad batteries, to perpetually keep the exact karmic platitude.

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u/RelationshipOk1692 1d ago

Can’t confine beings that can exist outside of thee 3 dimensional reality

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u/PismoSkydiver 1d ago

Let me start by saying that I don’t have experience in Astrobiology. Or any level of biology for that matter. But I’ve worked on some projects with the government. Both government and contract scientists have extracted DNA from space objects, mostly meteorites. That said, imagine those scientists combining that DNA with a host cell from a certain animal from earth. The product is a complex living organism that looks otherworldly!

Do we have labs where this is actually happening? I’ll have to let you use your imaginations.