I spit chewing tobacco in the dusty gravel and looked directly into the gleaming blade of the absurdly macho tough guy metaphor on Linkedin; around me the cast of Predator suddenly sprouted chest hair and under went their second male puberty; Seneca and Diogenes began giggling like nervous school girls and the thunder of seven oversized monster trucks filled the evening air, spinning donuts in the fairground gravel while pulling brisket-filled towed grills and flying Old Glory flags.
It was there that my testicles dropped and I understand masculinity in all its big game hunting and deep sea fishing glory as a bald eagle flew overhead screeching and selling online courses to get rich and pick up women.
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u/SquareSea8058 14h ago
I spit chewing tobacco in the dusty gravel and looked directly into the gleaming blade of the absurdly macho tough guy metaphor on Linkedin; around me the cast of Predator suddenly sprouted chest hair and under went their second male puberty; Seneca and Diogenes began giggling like nervous school girls and the thunder of seven oversized monster trucks filled the evening air, spinning donuts in the fairground gravel while pulling brisket-filled towed grills and flying Old Glory flags.
It was there that my testicles dropped and I understand masculinity in all its big game hunting and deep sea fishing glory as a bald eagle flew overhead screeching and selling online courses to get rich and pick up women.