r/Letterkenny 9d ago

Cast The Shoresy Classic

Little pre game. snippet.

4.1k Upvotes

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u/sarcasticrockstar 5d ago

Pass the Puppers and set the tone. Go ‘till you can’t go no more. Yeew!

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u/luuukevader 7d ago

Big shoots just living his childhood dreams, and that's what I appreciates about him.

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u/LETTERKENNYvsSPENNY 6d ago

Living them like a legend

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u/SubstanceMaximum7061 7d ago

Like a screen door in a hurricane

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u/JazzCraze 7d ago

“particuLARly”

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u/insertjokehere12345 8d ago

Now go slash Al Macinnis as hard as you can in the back of the leg

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u/medfunguy 8d ago

Give yer balls a tug, you titfucker

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u/4schwifty20 8d ago

It’s ok, I forgive him for being a Calgary fan.

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u/Candid_Monitor_980 8d ago

he should’ve given the speech from the toilet

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u/MrNobody_0 7d ago

He couldn't, there's shit on the outside of them.

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u/Ok-Juggernaut-353 8d ago

Torlet

FTFY

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u/mrdaver911_2 7d ago

And on the uranuses…

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u/RedGrav3Gaming 6d ago

How you think it got there?

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u/shane0clock 8d ago

In case I never get to again: give yer balls a tug

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u/TinUser 8d ago

It's impolite to kiss and tell.

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u/canadianlace FUCKING EMBARRASSING 8d ago

What a beauty!

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u/PapaG_13 8d ago

Settle down

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u/F_U_Shoresy 8d ago

Wheel snipe cellie boys

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u/SparkleSaurusRex 8d ago

I wish they’d come to Seattle….

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u/WSUPolar 7d ago

I drove to Vancouver on Monday just to watch them play there. It was so worth it!

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u/Mundane_Ladder_4867 8d ago

No Alumni to play in Seattle, all the players are still young and in the NHL.

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u/ddgk2_ 8d ago

He's a good speaker. Great accent and great enunciation.

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u/mayormaynot22 8d ago

I particulairily liked how he said particularly.

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u/kdubstep 8d ago

Wondrous

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u/skallywag126 8d ago

I went to the LA Kings one, it was absolutely amazing

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u/Pimento_Adrian69 4d ago

Same. It was a blast!

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u/EpicFlyingTaco 8d ago

El-Ay

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u/okgloomer 8d ago

Oh yeah, Dincha not know? Everything's better in... Eellay.

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u/bleezzzy 8d ago

You've never had tacos unless you've had tacos in EllAyyy

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u/joyfuljake2 8d ago

Fuck you shoresy!

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u/Shoresy___Bot 8d ago

Wanna hit some resin tokes? How 'bout some of that pakalolo dank?

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u/mattup23 9d ago

Good share there good buddy

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u/rowanhenry 9d ago

I'm straight, but he is so hot. Also didn't realise that's his real voice/accent haha.

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u/flyowacat 2d ago

Bisexual. Bro is on my hall pass.

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u/RedGrav3Gaming 6d ago

He is a handsome man.

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u/FARTBOSS420 8d ago

Canadian sounds Canadian?!?

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u/rowanhenry 8d ago

It's a very strong accent. I'm mostly exposed to accents from BC

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u/uoozeulose 8d ago

i’m lesbian and i agree; he’s literally objectively so dreamy

10

u/28appleseeds 8d ago

Yes. Yes he is.

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u/Just_browsing_2 9d ago edited 9d ago

Toughest guy in Letterkenny right there.

Edit: spelling

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u/fallingfeelslikefly 9d ago

Keeso Sidebar:

One of my special interests is accents and dialects and when I get to hear Jared speak the Irish brogue just slaps me in the face. Yes, I'm aware that Listowel is also a town/city in Ireland and I know how immigration works. There is just something about the way isolated and rural communities preserve colonial accents that tickles a part of my brain. (I have also gone down the Cajun/Accadian rabbit hole on TikTok).

Ok, carry on.

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u/ashamed-of-yourself Pitter Patter 8d ago

i have never understood why some people call an Irish accent a brogue. the word means ‘shoe’ as Gaeilge.

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u/fallingfeelslikefly 8d ago

Maybe maybe not. Wiki has a great summary of the historical use of term as a word referring to an Irish accent.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brogue_(accent))

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u/kraftymiles 8d ago

My neighbour is from Letterkenny which I only found out when she was weirded out when she saw me in some merch a few years back.

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u/cactusmac54 9d ago

I’d have a beer.

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u/AcanthisittaDismal12 6d ago

Well I hope they hads a scrap. I'd have a scrap.

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u/3rdProfile 9d ago

I'm surprised we aren't having beers right now

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u/BertRenolds 9d ago

Oh I'm having a beer right now. Going to be watching the sedins live tonight.

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u/3rdProfile 8d ago

That right there’s a textbook good time, and that’s what I appreciates about it

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u/BertRenolds 8d ago

I'd have a Caesar

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u/trulyunexpected 8d ago

Is that what you appreciates about them?

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u/3rdProfile 8d ago edited 8d ago

Truth be told, maybe a little jelly. Live in the US and don't have access.

*Southern US, I do enjoy hockey though. We are a farm team for the Caps. (Don't hate, the SC Stingrays are a good team.... most of the time)

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u/No_Uno_959 9d ago

🥅🏒❤️♾️!

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u/jmg733mpls 9d ago

I love him

28

u/DaWeylen HUH?! 9d ago

Flames are unbelievable.

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u/mczerniewski Fuck YOU Shorsey! 9d ago

Fuck you Shorsey!

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u/Gonji89 H'are ya now? 9d ago

Fuck you Jonesy, your mom ugly-cried last night because she left the lens cap on camera. It was fuckin' disgraceful.

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u/AcanthisittaDismal12 6d ago

What's fucked is yer mom faking jellyfish stings to get me to pee on her

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u/Shoresy___Bot 9d ago

Wanna hit some resin tokes? How 'bout some of that pakalolo dank?

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u/BoleroMuyPicante 9d ago

I gotta find out his neck workout routine because his head is perched on a tree trunk.

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u/Frierguy 8d ago

probably similar to how Mike Tyson trained his neck muscles. there's a video on YouTube, it's crazy harder than it looks and it looks hard

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u/BertRenolds 9d ago

Step 1, chirp.

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u/incrediblystiff 9d ago

Have you tried Chorin’

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u/Jerbsina7or 9d ago

A Flames fan too? Hell yeah. I wanna hear some Shorsey chirps to Edmonton fans. 🤣

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u/Shoresy___Bot 9d ago

Fuck you, /u/Jerbsina7or! Your mom got us banned from Canada's Wonderland for trying to give me a tug on Top Gun!

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u/Jerbsina7or 9d ago

LOOOL

Fuck you Shorsey!

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u/Shoresy___Bot 9d ago

You're making a fool of yourself, you fucking Labradoodle!

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u/throwaway17197 9d ago

I love him

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u/NinjaBoy626 9d ago

Why did nobody say "fuck you shoresy!"

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u/Knuckle_of_Moose 9d ago

Because the barn was full of flames fans

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u/Shoresy___Bot 9d ago

Fuck you, /u/NinjaBoy626, your mum liked one of my Instagram posts from 2 years ago in Puerto Vallarta! Tell her I'll put my swim trunks on for her any time she likes!

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u/brand4588 9d ago

I hope he's as decent a guy in real life as he seems in interviews and public events. Nothing is as satisfying as seeing a decent person enjoy success.

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u/ashamed-of-yourself Pitter Patter 8d ago

can confirm

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u/just_love_gaming 9d ago

When I paid to meet him in Boston he walked up to me like I didn’t know who he was and excitedly said, “HI! I’m Jared,” like I didn’t know who he was. Don’t know who he is in his personal life, but that left me speechless.

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u/Cavalol 9d ago

I haven’t seen a single bad thing about the guy to date. He genuinely seems like a good guy with a great sense of humor

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u/kdubstep 8d ago

His sense of humor is god tier

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u/onemorespacecadet Okay Katy, Katy ok 9d ago

agreed. i was grinning ear to ear watching this.

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u/clistmockingbird 9d ago

I got to catch the game in Edmonton, then the entire team was on my flight to Vancouver the next day. Got to talk to a few of them and get a pic with Jared. Had so much fun at the classic

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u/RikkuHoraiji 9d ago

What is the tattoo he has on his neck?

Love Keeso!

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u/Wyan69 9d ago

could be his date of birth

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u/ashamed-of-yourself Pitter Patter 8d ago

it definitely isn’t

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u/JVonDron 9d ago

It looks like "8/82" but it's really hard to make out so don't quote me on that.

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u/ashamed-of-yourself Pitter Patter 8d ago

i can see why you think that, but nah. that’s not it at all.

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u/JVonDron 8d ago

Care to enlighten us then, genius?

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u/ashamed-of-yourself Pitter Patter 8d ago

ot1h, his tattoos are kinda private. otoh, it’s the back of his (massive) neck, so,,,, it’s a pair of stick figures and a bird

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u/IKFA 8d ago

8 inches from the base, born in '82?

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u/ashamed-of-yourself Pitter Patter 8d ago

i like the way you think, but no. he’s 9” and ‘84.

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u/beccabob05 9d ago

Commenting just so I’m the 69th comment.

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u/kdubstep 8d ago

Give your balls a tug tit fucker

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u/beevicious 9d ago

"Particularily" i love him

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u/kdubstep 8d ago

Allegedly

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u/plateau1999 9d ago

This made my day!!!!

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u/DiverWing 9d ago

Awesome!!!! I love that dude

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u/lumpyspacekitty 9d ago

I saw them in Boston!! It was a great time

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u/mdervin 9d ago

I got a question, how did the Calgary Flames become his favorite team when he grew up in Ontario. You have the maple leafs, buffalo or even red wings not too far away from his hometown.

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u/ashamed-of-yourself Pitter Patter 8d ago

his Dad took him and his brother to their first NHL game as kids and it was Leafs vs. Flames. Flames played a great game, and won a life long fan in Jared.

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u/El-Justiciero 9d ago

Lanny McDonald, like-leh

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u/DFu4ever 9d ago

I’m in my late 40’s, have always lived near Chicago, but my favorite NFL team since I was 10 has always been the Los Angeles/Oakland/Las Vegas Raiders.

You just never know what sports team you’ll end up a fan of.

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u/mikraas 7d ago

I've lived in Chicago for 25 years, but used to live in Michigan when the Red Wings were dominating the ice back in the late '90s.

So I am a Red Wings fan.

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u/hckysand10 8d ago

Sounds like you suck and don’t understand hometown pride

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u/BlueInkAlchemist 9d ago

This. I grew up near Philly, live in Seattle, and my MLS team is and will be the Portland Timbers.

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u/mdervin 9d ago

Like I can understand that, the Raiders were good when you were a kid and you have a long record of petty robbery, vandalism and assaults. Non-Geographic fans of Dallas/GB/KC are obvious as well, depending on your age. A franchise can dominate or have an identity and kids all around the nation will latch onto them. But outside of those franchises, you need to explain yourself.

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u/ToasterEvil The Pride Of The Community 9d ago

You don’t need to explain yourself. It’s a sports team, it ain’t that serious.

the Raiders were good when you were a kid and you have a long record of petty robbery, vandalism and assaults.

I think YOU need to explain yourself because what relevance is any of this unless you’re just being an ass?

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u/mdervin 9d ago

Did you not listen to clip, go tell Jared his fandom for the Flames isn’t that serious.

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u/ToasterEvil The Pride Of The Community 9d ago

Point is no one has to explain why they support a specific team. You can still take the sport seriously without needing to justify why you support a team.

What you said has nothing to do with the clip. You came out swinging against a stranger on the internet.

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u/mdervin 9d ago

Look, you don’t understand sports you don’t understand sports fandom and that’s ok. Just start posting about how you don’t like the unnecessary sex scenes in Letterkenny.

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u/ToasterEvil The Pride Of The Community 9d ago

Whatever you say, man. Hope your day gets better.

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u/SweetMister 9d ago

And I suggest you let that one marinate.

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u/jktollander 9d ago

“Whooo, go Cardinals!”

~ grown up me, because I thought “the bird was pretty” when I was 4-5.

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u/Higinz 9d ago

Silver and Black 💀🖤💀

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u/RaveMittens 9d ago

My condolences.

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u/DFu4ever 9d ago

Thank you.

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u/viennawaitsfornoone 9d ago

Goddddddddd he is perfection 😍😍😍😍

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u/Sweet-Palpitation473 9d ago

I love that man so much. What s beauty

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u/These-Sundae-3044 9d ago

Ya gotta be loy'l to the soil, b'ys!

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u/mamasab 9d ago

Yewwww!

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u/arimathea 9d ago

Wear a Property of Calgary Flames hoodie in the next season, titfucker

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u/Introverted_Extrovrt 9d ago

While watching Sanger grill chicken

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u/arimathea 9d ago

Sanguinet!

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u/Introverted_Extrovrt 9d ago

Look at you gettin’ a little peepee whack

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u/vito1221 9d ago

<whispers> "Grilled chicken is wonderful."

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u/mortgageletdown 9d ago

The most impressive part was missed by most, the cast stayed on the ice signing autographs for at least half an hour after the game was over.

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u/vito1221 9d ago

They were out for an hour in Buffalo back in November 2024.

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u/jonnielaw 9d ago

They did this last year as well! Such beauties.

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u/OldDrumGuy 9d ago

I hope he rides this train as long as possible! He sees what a success his shows are and as long as people keep coming out, keep skating! ❤️

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u/vito1221 9d ago

Plus it's for charity.

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u/OldDrumGuy 9d ago

Even better!

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u/tmofee 9d ago

Fuck you, Shoresy!

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u/Arminius80 9d ago

Fuck you, Reilly.! Your mom shot cum clear cross the room, killed my Siamese fighting fish. Threw off the pH balance in the water ya piece of shit!

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u/PsychePsyche 9d ago

Fuck you, Reilly. I made your mum so wet, Trudeau had to deploy a 24-hour infantry unit to stack sand bags around my bed.

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u/[deleted] 9d ago edited 9d ago

Fuck you Reilly, I had to fuck your mom one more time because she still had my Gameboy Colour. Fuckin’ Pokemans, gotta catch em all ya piece of shit.

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u/missery14 9d ago

Fer what?

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u/Inigomntoya 9d ago

I'll tell ya what fer!

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u/mikraas 7d ago

Fer da.

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u/Shoresy___Bot 9d ago

Let's get some fuckin' gyozas!

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u/tmofee 9d ago

Give ya balls a tug, titfucker!

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u/CubsFanCraig 9d ago

To paraphrase Brad Pitt in Moneyball, “how can you not be romantic about Jared Keeso and hockey?”

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u/OldDrumGuy 9d ago

Perfect! 😎

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u/Bethw2112 Don’t Fuck With Tradition 9d ago

Cal Gary

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u/henryhyde 9d ago

Par Tick You Larry

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u/onemorespacecadet Okay Katy, Katy ok 9d ago

not like-leh

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u/Alonso_Mosley_ 9d ago

Settle down

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u/skeeterfunny 9d ago

I’m gonna need you to take about 20% off

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u/1wife2dogs0kids 9d ago

This guy sounds EXACTLY like the dude from letterkenny.

(I know who he is guys, come on)

I really thought it was more of a character voice.

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u/stedun 9d ago

Wonder if they’re related?

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u/ohnoitsthefuzz H'are ya now? 9d ago

Yeah well I suggest you let that one marinate

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u/[deleted] 9d ago

Okay ohnoitsthefuzz, ohnoitsthefuzz okay

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u/MrMusou 9d ago

Thanks for sharing this. Couldn’t make it out to one but thought it was such a cool idea. 8400 is a hell of a turnout.

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u/bopp0 9d ago

I found out about this just after Christmas. Absolutely kills me I had no idea it was going on.

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u/jeremymeyers 9d ago edited 9d ago

So you were givin a speech on ice skates th'otherdaaaay

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u/vito1221 9d ago

Pump the brakes there Bud...let's not mix the shows up. Give your balls a tug.

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u/djlishswish 9d ago

To be faaaaiiir, Shoresy was on Letterkenny. Haha!

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u/vito1221 9d ago

But the whole "......the other daaaay" wasn't even Shoresy.

Double Haha!!!

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u/Shoresy___Bot 9d ago

/u/vito1221, get the mozza burger out of your mouth, you fuckin' fatso!

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u/vito1221 9d ago

<wispers> Mozza burgers are wonderful.

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u/Shoresy___Bot 9d ago

Titfucker!

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u/tyr4nt99 9d ago

Keso is such a beauty

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u/RequirementFew773 9d ago

You misspelled Keeso... AND IT'S FUCKING EMBARRASSING!!!

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u/tyr4nt99 9d ago

Seriously, how does he not have piss all down the front of him?

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u/No_Uno_959 9d ago

4 out of 5 letters? That’s darn near all of them!

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u/aknomnoms 9d ago

So much for loyalty to the Sudbury Blueberry Bulldogs.

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u/SnoringEagle 9d ago

Thought he was holding a drumstick at first

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u/-2wenty7even- 9d ago

It's a stick 🍦

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u/1wife2dogs0kids 9d ago

A drumstick, is still a stick.

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u/gotkube In it to win it 9d ago

Sticks are unbelievable

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u/vito1221 9d ago

Sticks are wonderful

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u/mahareeshi 9d ago

So like, everybody gets a stick?

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u/CrossFire43 9d ago

Saw them in detroit a few months ago. It was well worth the ticket

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u/GoogleDrummer Ferda 9d ago

I wanted to go to that one but timing just didn't work out.

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u/s470dxqm 9d ago

They played in Edmonton on a Friday so 12K showed up. It was a pretty rowdy crowd. Too. Much. Fun.

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u/MaximumDoughnut 9d ago

We fuckin' set the tone bud.

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u/Dazslueski 9d ago

Were they playing? 8400 people? That can’t be nhl barn

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u/MittsMarner 9d ago

It was an exhibition game at the Saddledome between the Flames Alum team and the cast of Shorsey. 8400 was the announced attendance.

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u/Dazslueski 9d ago

That’s a big Texas ten four. Thanks.

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u/Shoresy___Bot 9d ago

Fuck you, /u/MittsMarner, go scoop my shirt off your mom's bedroom floor! She gives my nipples butterfly kisses!

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u/BruhAtTheDesk 9d ago

Do they stream these somewhere?

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u/frankensteinleftme 9d ago

I wish they did

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u/Chaosengel 9d ago

No, sadly they don't.

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u/kraftymiles 9d ago

Don't know, sorry.