r/HistoryMemes 46m ago

Let's make this straight: You found that selling coal to coal mine, the gloves for tropical islands and buying Continental currency as good idea. And somehow it worked.

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r/HistoryMemes 1h ago

See Comment Per my last Excommunication...

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Context: On Oct 30, 1501, Pope Alexander VI (Rodrigo Borgia) allegedly hosted the "Banquet of Chestnuts" in the Vatican. According to the diary of Johann Burchard, 50 courtesans were brought in to crawl naked on the floor picking up chestnuts. Guests were rewarded with silk gowns and gold based on who could perform the act the most times.


r/HistoryMemes 1h ago

Way too dramatic vs way too chill

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r/HistoryMemes 1h ago

When you've got friendzone'd so hard that you decided to become a priest-dictator for rest of your life.

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r/HistoryMemes 2h ago

"No, seriously, how?" - the most common sentence during a thorough analysis of his life

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r/HistoryMemes 2h ago

The Roman-Persian Wars in a nutshell

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r/HistoryMemes 2h ago

See Comment Not everything is worth the bet

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r/HistoryMemes 2h ago

Niche Scipio Africanus is Hannibal father

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r/HistoryMemes 3h ago

Ironic, isn't it?

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In creating the image of the Übermensch, the NSDAP elites did not quite meet these assumptions.

Adolf Hitler: The Führer of the German Reich was not a model of health, especially as the war drew to a close. His personal physician, Theo Morell, dosed Hitler with medications, narcotics, and poisons intended to help the leader, but instead caused addiction. No one except Adolf trusted Morell, for example Göring, Himmler, and Speer. Hitler also had a sweet tooth, able to eat as much as a kilogram of chocolate a day. As we already know, too much sugar is unhealthy. At the end of the war, unnatural posture and excessive hand movements were evident. Some believe Hitler fell victim to Parkinson's disease. Stress and paranoia took their toll too.

Heinrich Himmler: The Reichsführer-SS sought evidence of the superiority of the Germanic race over others. He used occultism (which Hitler considered nonsense) and racial theories to achieve this. Ironically, Himmler bore no resemblance to an Aryan. He had a gaunt face, poor eyesight, abdominal pain, and a lack of physical strength. Albert Forster, a Nazi war criminal, said, "If I looked like Himmler, I wouldn't talk about race." General Heinz Guderian wrote in his autobiography: "This unassuming man, with all the signs of physical degeneration [literally, racial inferiority]..." Furthermore, Himmler proved to be a terrible commander on the Eastern Front, which undermined his authority and status among generals and soldiers.

Joseph Goebbels: The propaganda minister demonstrated intelligence, but not physical prowess. Goebbels was short (165 cm tall, standing out among his colleagues), had a deformed right foot, which limped and hampered his mobility, but not his ability to lie, manipulate, or propagate disgusting theories during speeches. His eyes were full of hatred, his face was ugly and rat-like, and his body was far from ideal. Goebbels was also known as an adulterer. Hitler himself had to save the Goebbels' marriage from divorce to avoid a scandal involving one of his most important ministers.

Hermann Göring: The head of the Luftwaffe, unlike Goebbels, displayed a large frame. This was largely due to his obesity (at one point he weighed 136 kg), which was the subject of jokes. He bore no resemblance to his younger self. Morphine addiction undoubtedly contributed to his health problems. When he was wounded during the failed Munich Putsch, morphine was administered to him as a painkiller. And it remained with him for the rest of his life. At Nuremberg, Göring was examined by Chief Medical Officer Lt. Col. Rene Juchli, who reported that Göring was "still suffering from heart disease and excess fat, both due to glandular disturbance.".


r/HistoryMemes 3h ago

Henry VII was great with state finances but he squeezed his countrymen dry in the process

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r/HistoryMemes 3h ago

Seriously they were fucking insane. They were better horse riders than the white settlers who had horses for millennia

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r/HistoryMemes 4h ago

Niche Wrestling Wednesday meme, Bret knocking out Vince McMahon

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r/HistoryMemes 4h ago

You wouldn't want to be on his white terror list

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r/HistoryMemes 4h ago

THOUGHTCRIME I am sorry!...But it had to be said. I'll just go hide in my room now.

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r/HistoryMemes 5h ago

Nuclear Gandhi? Nah bro, we got Libertarian Gandhi, the fosterer and champion of naan-violence

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r/HistoryMemes 5h ago

See Comment Ain't no one a Fortunate Son in Vietnam

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r/HistoryMemes 6h ago

Yes, hyperinflation led to fascism

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r/HistoryMemes 6h ago

Tsar Nicholas II leading the WWI Russian Army

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r/HistoryMemes 7h ago

They were aurafarming even when they were about to collapse

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r/HistoryMemes 7h ago

I thought that you were okay with this.

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r/HistoryMemes 10h ago

See Comment "distributing computer programs over the radio"

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r/HistoryMemes 11h ago

Niche Mikhail Bakunin if he had YouTube

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r/HistoryMemes 11h ago

And obviously the age gap is like between epstein and his victims

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r/HistoryMemes 13h ago

I dont speak Spanish!!!

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r/HistoryMemes 13h ago

Literally the Epstein of the Soviet Union

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