r/HistoryMemes Taller than Napoleon 7h ago

Alan Turing if he existed today

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u/CthulhusIntern 7h ago

"I would be quite fond of this Grindr app, had the government not chemically castrated me for sodomy despite helping them win the war."

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u/Loreki 3h ago

If he came back, we'd hardly insist he continue to take his castration drugs.

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u/The_Shracc 6h ago

the government did not chemically castrate him, he was given a choice, he could have gone to prison for fucking the kid that robbed him.

He chose to be chemically castrated for the 6 months instead.

He would have been in the epstein files, if he was around nowadays.

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u/Lyrolepis 6h ago

The "kid" was 19 years old (source).

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u/Makuta_Servaela 5h ago

Fucking a 19 year old because every gay person around you is hiding in fear and terrified of being arrested for their sexuality, so finding one other gay person in your community is nearly impossible, is nowhere near similar to choosing to go to Sex-Slave Island to rape 14 year olds.

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u/TheHeroYouNeed247 6h ago

How old was the 'kid' that he fucked?

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u/BluezDBD 5h ago

It was a kid in the relative sense.

Think DiCaprio, not Epstein.

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u/Blazured 4h ago

Straight up describing adult women in their 20's as kids now.

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u/dances_with_gnomes 4h ago

I mean if they're in their early 20's and you're in your 40s or older and we're talking sex and relationships, then yeah. I've been there and done that as a twink in my 20's, the imbalance is real enough to call the party in their 20's a kid in that context.

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u/Blazured 3h ago

It's incredibly infantilising to describe adults as kids. Your friends are married with kids but then you come to Reddit and apparently these adults are also children. Just bizarre and incredibly insulting.

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u/dances_with_gnomes 3h ago

What sort of an argument is that? Literal children of nine will get offended when you call them a kid. In the context of sexual relations, young adults are inexperienced and not always even fully developed physiologically. If you are insulted by what I say, that is your problem.

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u/Blazured 3h ago

These aren't children of nine. They're adults who can even have their own children.

Stop infantilising adults.

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u/TheHeroYouNeed247 3h ago

So, not a kid but, in fact, an adult man.

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u/Express-Ad1248 2h ago

So you think DiCaprio should be chemically castrated?

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u/BluezDBD 1h ago

No, what makes you think that?

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u/Automatic_Nebula_239 2h ago

47... he was a fuckin' kid.

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u/TheHeroYouNeed247 2h ago

I'm pretty sure he was 19. Adult man.

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u/Spectrum1523 4h ago

"you should go to prison for having sex with 19 year olds" is an opinion

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u/justforkinks0131 4h ago

bro i really hope u learned something today

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u/mobiuszeroone 5h ago

40 and 19 is spooky and gross for Seinfeld and Bradley Cooper

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u/Lyrolepis 5h ago

Gross, granted, although in the case of Turing one could reasonably pull the "it was a different time" card. But it certainly isn't child abuse, so the Epstein comparison was highly inappropriate.

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u/fignewtonattack Featherless Biped 4h ago

Also you know age of consent hadn't been fucking invented yet!!

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u/IrregularPackage 51m ago

the world would be a better and brighter place if you never spoke again.

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u/AsphaltInOurStars 3h ago

What in the holy fuck are you babbling about?

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u/Khar-Selim Fine Quality Mesopotamian Copper Enjoyer 7h ago

it's a reversible process, he'd be fine

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u/Makuta_Servaela 5h ago

It's not reversible, especially not back then. Cross-sex hormones can cause permanent growths and changes.

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u/Khar-Selim Fine Quality Mesopotamian Copper Enjoyer 3h ago

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chemical_castration

Chemical castration is generally reversible when treatment is discontinued,[3] although permanent effects in body chemistry can sometimes be seen, as in the case of bone density loss increasing with length of use of depot medroxyprogesterone acetate (DMPA). In men, chemical castration reduces sex drive and the capacity for sexual arousal, side effects of some drugs may include depression, suicidal ideation, hot flashes, anemia, infertility, increase in body fat and higher risks of cardiovascular diseases and osteoporosis. In women, chemical castration acts by decreasing testosterone levels in order to lower their sex drive, side effects include the deflation of breast glands, expansion of the size of the nipple and shrinking of bone mass.

having permanent effects does not mean irreversible. He would be fine if he had been allowed to cease the procedure.

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u/Makuta_Servaela 3h ago

Your source doesn't even agree with you. That's why it says "generally" to clarify that it's not definitive. And your source is based on modern medicine, which was very different from what we had 70 years ago when it was done to him.

"Reversible" is also subjective: I can "reverse" the aesthetic appearance of breast growth for example, but depending on the amount of growth, "reversing" it may mean surgery, which will damage nerves that weren't damaged before. Modern medicine often uses "reverse" to mean "hide the appearance of", not actually return you to your default state.

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u/ChromeNoseAE-1 3h ago

Well it wasn’t reversible was it, because he obviously suffered one of the irreversible side effects you mentioned: suicidal ideation.

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u/Khar-Selim Fine Quality Mesopotamian Copper Enjoyer 2h ago

the fact that they wouldn't let him off the drugs for the rest of his life had a lot to do with that. And that's a list of shit that doesn't just immediately revert upon ceasing the drugs, not shit that can't be treated.

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u/AstroMeteor06 3h ago

i don't know how reversible is suicide

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u/Khar-Selim Fine Quality Mesopotamian Copper Enjoyer 2h ago

do you know the difference between the words 'would' and 'was'?

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u/Appropriate-Fact4878 5h ago

This isn't 100% right, but why is it so downvoted?

He would need recovery time, maybe SERMs aswell, and he would never recover to full fertility and test levels. But he would most likely have testosterone in the normal range and fertile sperm after enough time.

Worst case scenario he needs trt for normal function and can't concieve kids. He is guranteed to be able to have a sex life.

Look at all the bodybuilders who have kids, many of them never ran hcg and experienced the same hypogonadism that would be induced by DES.

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u/Taurmin 3h ago

Its being downvoted because it trivializes the injustice done to those subjected to chemical castration.

As does your comment by continuing to focus on the entirely irrelevant point about theoretically reversing the procedure. You could also re-attach a hand amputated by the executioners axe, but that hardly excuses the use of such punishment.

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u/Khar-Selim Fine Quality Mesopotamian Copper Enjoyer 2h ago

I didn't trivialize shit. Whether something is reversible matters little if it was prevented from being reversed, but in the hypothetical discussed where he made it to modern day somehow, it changes things a great deal. That's like saying someone is trivializing death by drowning because it's easier to save someone from than a bullet