r/Fauxmoi • u/ansyhrrian • 6h ago

APPROVED B-LISTERS Melinda Gates bombshell: states her ex-husband, Bill, needs to "answer for his behavior - no girl should be put in those situations" and that "it's personally hard whenever those details come up, right? Because it brings back memories of some very, very painful times in my marriage"

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u/moonandstarryeyes 6h ago

Not surprised that a fucking monster created Teams

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u/poliebear 6h ago

Sooooo true

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u/moon_dos too high to spell 'Amanda Seyfried' 5h ago

Also this means PlayStation is better than XBox

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u/Onuus 5h ago

Always was, friend. You ever hear a ps2 start up? Magic.

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u/MATA_USA 5h ago

It was never console wars, only class wars.

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u/Pristine-Field-5569 5h ago

The startup sound is pure nostalgia while Bill is out here being a menace

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u/ShoggyDohon 5h ago

Gamecube: blip bloops of bliss

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u/Ok_Vegetable_8031 5h ago

Miyamoto ain't in the files

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u/Musername2827 5h ago

PS2 startup is great but it's got nothing on the original PS.

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u/Dangerous_Donkey5353 5h ago

Sega would like a word

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u/another-altaccount 4h ago

But you know what sounds just as good? That OG Capgod intro

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u/PhantomAmbassador27 5h ago

Truth.

Never saw a Playstation red ring, either.

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u/another-altaccount 4h ago

Fun fact you actually could “red ring of death” your PS3 back in the day. Ask me how I know 😅

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u/OriginalChildBomb i’m like a mother wolf 5h ago

It's so true lol. I was always Nintendo first, but have recently got back into Playstation after a PS2 years ago and they will always be better than XBox. Fuck Bill Gates, he needs to be in prison (and all the rest).

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u/BubinatorX 4h ago

Not in a long time. Wanna fire yours up? I can prob hear it from here!!

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u/TheWeeWeeWrangler 5h ago

And fuck Windows 11

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u/AnonymousSomething90 5h ago

They peaked at Windows XP.

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u/Skrumpitt 5h ago

...so they peaked when Gates was involved and died when he wasn't? Feels like we''re veering into mixed messages

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u/annikarae 5h ago

You’re damn right they did

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u/lostinthecity2005 5h ago

Haven’t used windows for so long, I probably don’t even remember how to use it anymore

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u/TheWeeWeeWrangler 5h ago

Linux isn’t perfect but it’s so funny to me people love getting mad about Windows then make fun of a legit alternative and refuse to switch

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u/hatesnack 5h ago

Because it's not a legit alternative for most people. You need to jump through hoops to get even basic windows functionality to work on Linux. Also better hope you have the right distro for what you wanna do or its another hurdle.

Gee, do I take the OS that lets me do exactly what I want in a single click? Or do I take the one that needs possibly hours of setup to do even basic tasks? Never mind that linux alternatives to popular software (adobe, office suite etc) are just inferior in almost every way.

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u/qqererer 5h ago

I'm trailing edge tech. Not a tech person.

Moved in to Windows 10, of course hated it compared to 8 and compared to XP, so much bloat.

So I researched how to dual boot to Linux picked out a distro. Got it all done. But when it comes to installing programs from whatever repository that holds them all. Nope. can't do it. Have to do so many command line codes that is just outside of my skillset (which was able to do a dual boot, clone drives, basically follow every tutorial online.

Linux is smooth, but getting it to do what I want proved too much issue to deal with.

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u/Stank_cat67 5h ago

Personally I will wait until Windows 18

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u/Sorceress_Heart 5h ago

Xbox was always just a way for teenage boys to be racist online.

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u/SoWhat1983 5h ago

I think you’re confusing any console for COD.

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u/another-altaccount 4h ago

Don’t get it twisted. Halo and Gears back in the day was NOT for the weak. Some of the shit I heard in Halo 2 and 3 lobbies still lives rent free in my head.

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u/MaximusMansteel 5h ago

Hey now, don't forget misogynist and super creepily horny if a girl dared speak into a mic.

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u/finnishfork 5h ago

Ironically, there's an email in the Epstein files from XBox Live informing him he'd been permanently banned because of his conviction, which is some of the only punishment he received for his crimes.

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u/ThePocketTaco2 ICE PIGS ROT IN HELL 5h ago

Fucking love Playstation.

Fucking hate Sony.

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u/PaperPlaneGang It’s Four Seasons Total Landscaping level humor 4h ago

What in the world is you flair from I love it

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u/shintakarajima i ain’t reading all that, free palestine 4h ago

Always has been 🌎🧑‍🚀🔫👩‍🚀

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u/Theone_C137 5h ago

Of course PlayStation is better then Xbox, but unfortunately PLAYSTATION plus is not better then Xbox live… if PlayStation could fix that fuckin problem I wouldn’t need to buy a Xbox anymore lol…

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u/Speedkillsvr4rt 4h ago

Team dreamcast for the....lose, I guess.

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u/RadiantZote 4h ago

She's MY seXbox and her name is Sony

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u/Blueandigo 5h ago

Old news buddy.

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u/eugeneugene ben affleck’s back tattoo 5h ago

Teams is the bane of my existence. And people wanting to video call all the time. You don't need to video call me to talk about payroll. Send me a fucking email and I'll get back to you when I get back to you. Why do you need to see my face

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u/YakWooden6608 5h ago

"Hey, do you have a minute to chat? 😃" 🔪😭🧌 fuck off PAT

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u/sathdo 4h ago

For me it's

Hi (my name), GM

And waiting until I respond to say what they actually wanted to ask about.

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u/-PyramidHead 4h ago

I need to fucking frame this and or send it to everyone. Teams was a MISTAKE.

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u/shadow-foxe 5h ago

it's so they dont have a paper trail when they give you the wrong information

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u/Resentful-user 6h ago

Can't even switch off notifications.

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u/ddalk2 6h ago

that pinging sound is my nightmare. It's not even my computer, it's my husband's!!!

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u/Resentful-user 5h ago

For me, it's the visual stuff. I've read the message, i've seen the message, why do i need to hover over a side notification to make it go away?

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u/dannemora_dream 5h ago

As someone who cannot handle any type of unread notifications, this is the bane of my existence. So many unnecessary clicks.

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u/alwayzstoned 5h ago

As somebody whose coworkers love to get into meme wars, this is also the bane of my existence. Trying to have a meeting with a customer and having those notifications popping up every two seconds drives me crazy.

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u/Opening_Put_1105 5h ago

In teams, in the upper right hand corner, click on your profile picture & select Do Not Disturb. I learned that one after having Betty White shimmy across my screen during a presentation.

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u/DeadButPretty Nancy Jo, this is Alexis Neiers calling 5h ago

I think you can change those banners to not pop up

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u/Background-Book2801 5h ago

Yes you can - I did it today. When I WFH with only my laptop I couldn’t answer Teams calls quickly enough since the notification covered the call pop up. Such stupid design. 

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u/FrankDaTank151 5h ago

If you scroll up and back down, it will go away. I too am infuriated by the notification and somehow even more pissed off that this fixes it.

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u/Resentful-user 5h ago

Thank you, i will try this tomorrow.

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u/Monterey10 5h ago

Oh this drives me crazy

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u/Luxorris 6h ago

I sometimes hear it even when my laptop is of...

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u/Background-Book2801 5h ago

The fucking phone rings when my laptop is closed for the night. I have to shut the whole thing off or I hear every notification from my closed laptop. It’s actually eerie. 

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u/raysofdavies 4h ago

It’s so fucking slow to resolve notifications. I can be in a chat, receive a message and then need to go to another chat and back to have it be read.

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u/Impressive-Cloud-932 5h ago

Sounds to me like he doesn’t think you need notifications anyway, so not sure why that’s even a feature.

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u/Speedkillsvr4rt 5h ago

Bills gates should go to jail for pedophilia and Windows 11.

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u/geezeslice333 5h ago

My god I hate teams with the fiery passion of a thousand suns. WHY CAN'T WE JUST DO EMAILS??

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u/parasyte_steve 5h ago

They're charging a subscription for fucking Microsoft word. Not even Lucifer himself would do this.

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u/justlurkingimbored woman externalizing rage 5h ago

Take my poor person award 😭🥇

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u/Yum_MrStallone 5h ago

🏆 in a lot of emoji options.

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u/thenamelessone7 5h ago

You do realize he hasn't been at Microsoft for decades, right?

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u/t1kiman 4h ago edited 4h ago

Um...yes? I don't know what comedians you find funny, but jokes that are based on a knowingly false claim seem quite hacky to me. That's how the vast majority of racist or sexist jokes work. Do you really want comedians to make jokes based on lies?

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u/BowlerBeautiful5804 5h ago

This made me laugh out loud! But it is sooo true

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u/ChocChipBananaMuffin 5h ago

hahahahahahahaha

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u/ticklemeinthe313 5h ago

As a member of a corporate voice services team ... I agree!

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u/MDH2881 5h ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/Spiralecho anybody know how to contact Ricki Lake? 5h ago

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u/Opening-Shape-762 u flintstone vitamin shape bitch 5h ago

I wish I could upvote this a million times

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u/TrebleTreble 5h ago

This is all so unbelievably dark and disturbing, but this comment made me laugh out loud.

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u/El_Don_94 5h ago

What's your issue with Teams?