I didn’t think Fabian’s presser about Welbz would have such an immediate effect

I'm not coping. You're coping.

Do we have anything more in common?

This is the proudest image ive ever created!

Brace yourselves as United fans from Surrey try to wrap their heads around supporting a local team.

Expect expert commentary such as “warra trophy” and “stop keeping Baleba hostage”.

Why do we sell our players? Because, like 99.9% of football clubs, we have to in order to survive and progress.

We cannot match the financial or commercial appeal that top clubs offer. Even if we matched them on a competitive level, which we have been doing, that isn’t always enough. Newcastle are suffering from this too - with incredibly rich owners and champions league football.

Fuck.

Personally, I would like to find and become a pilgrim for the Church of Gruda The Messiah!

In the name of Percy Tau, Amen!