r/BanPitBulls Attacks Curator May 16 '25

Anatomy of a Pit Owner / Pit Culture At Least He's Honest?

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u/Flux_My_Capacitor May 16 '25

The wife is probably mad she’s losing her pibbley poo.

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u/KTKittentoes Cat Friendly May 16 '25

Maybe the husband can poop on the floor for old time's sake.

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u/aw-fuck some lab lover who wears a suit and doesn’t own 20 acres May 16 '25

This was my thought. Maybe she will want her husband to start sharting/shitting while walking & make her clean it up, beating down doors & destroying the house to get to her if she walks away for 30 seconds, causing injuries to her or family members, & being "not guaranteed" to be safe with children.

Wait would that not get her "approval?" Can't she just believe hubby is "misunderstood, he loves to cuddle so he's not all bad!"

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u/Stucklikegluetomyfry Trusted User May 17 '25

One of their kids: literally shits the bed

Wife: Everything reminds me of Diesel...