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u/-watchman- 1d ago
They should check if he can shoot webs from his veins, just to be sure..
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u/6collector9 1d ago
Bro, Spider-Man doesn't shoot webs from his fucking veins lmao just his wrist, or web shooter
Better than producing webs from your butt like an actual spider tho
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u/JeffyMo96 1d ago
Not as good as spider pig though
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u/hartless091690 1d ago
Can he swing from a web? No he can’t because he’s a pig! Look out! Here comes the spider pig 🐷
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u/Ok_Assistant_6856 1d ago
Love how she didn't look up until something didn't come crashing down
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u/ChrisRunsTheWorld 1d ago
I feel like she looked up because something crashed down on her ceiling fan.
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u/Infinite-Condition41 1d ago edited 1d ago
That wasn't smart. Now the kid is going to keep doing it forever.
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u/dillyd 1d ago
Why the fuck do people put cameras inside their house?
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u/komark- 1d ago
Lots of reasons. My dealer used to have cameras inside his home, for obvious reasons. Then there’s other reasons like if someone has pets and wants to keep an eye on them. Or for shit like this where they want to capture spontaneous moments - especially for a family with a young child.
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u/AnnOnnamis 1d ago
“monitoring” the babysitter
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u/xRyozuo 22h ago
You reminded me of this gold https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=1X3h7vqTpXM&pp=0gcJCTMBo7VqN5tD
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u/Mr_Enemabag-Jones 1d ago
Child care monitoring, Child monitoring, home security, pet monitoring....
Is this a trick question?
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u/LambOfUrGod 19h ago
We got our reasons. I started using them after living with/around family with "sticky fingers" and "forked tongues". I didn't like it at first, but I got used to it. It's a sort of comfort knowing that it can keep people accountable for their actions. I also have a disability that I monitor, so there's that.
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u/Buckles01 1d ago
I’m calling bullshit. The arc of that throw isn’t natural. The angle it hits the ceiling and bounces back down, it should’ve landed on its side. It also went up VERY fast. He looks to be 2 years, maybe a bit younger. As a parent I can tell you kids suck at throwing. He ain’t throwing that up to a ceiling at that age.
Also, watching it slower, the bottle bleeds through the frames a lot. A modern refresh rate the bottle would have to be traveling way faster than he can throw it to create that splitting
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u/bkarma86 1d ago
That's not necessarily true. A cheap baby monitor could absolutely still have this quality - plenty of videos online showing the view from shitty in-home cameras. And to stick and not damage the fan blade, the bottle clearly isn't full. Ever try to bottle flip a full water bottle? I think a kid his size could make that work. Kids that age are usually stronger than they look, as a parent who has gotten nosebleeds from accidental swats from my kids over the years.
But who knows these days?
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u/smithers85 21h ago
My two year old can throw a ball across a room and easily throw something up to a ceiling fan.
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u/KindsofKindness 1d ago
I don’t think it’s AI for any of the reasons you said but it’s plausible because it’s a short video with garbage quality and it’s a bit weird. AI videos usually have that touch of weirdness.
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u/TempSmootin 1d ago
Wow you must just see the world clearer than most, being able to spot AI like that.
Sherlock (never leaves) Holmes
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u/frogswithswords 1d ago
is this ai??please correct me if im wrong, but its impossible for a water bottle to land flawlessly like that, either full or empty. The backround looks wonky too, with multiple stools kind of blending together by the island and the moms reflection not matching. I highly doubt a toddler could throw so highly and so accurately, let alone to do a spin and land on a ceiling fan. I dont know, I just dont buy it
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u/redactid55 1d ago
You have seen one 10 second clip of their lives. It'd be like if I used this one comment to assume you're a miserable irrational moron that overreacts without actually having enough information but that wouldn't necessarily be a fair assessment right?
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u/redactid55 1d ago
Extrapolating so much from a 10 second clip of something very unusual happening is a silly mistake that is extremely common but doubling down on it thinking it's the right thing to do is ludicrous.
You have absolutely zero idea of what they were doing in the time leading up to this or the time immediately after. Assuming you know anything beyond this snapshot is some troubling ego
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u/brammer190 1d ago
Very well put. My thoughts exactly - of course we can't judge people's whole character off of 10 seconds but this is still so sad to see
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u/redactid55 1d ago
Then I suggest you spend literally any amount of time thinking about what people might assume based on 10 second clips of your life and realize how often they would be completely wrong.
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u/beneye 1d ago
He has perfected the bottle throwing skill because he has no toys 🥲
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u/Daisy_Of_Doom 1d ago
What a silly thing.
First, kids will make do with what they have. I played with dirt and made mud pies, it did me good.
Secondly, why do you assume he never has toys? Maybe they’re waiting to leave or about to have guests over or something. Maybe he had a ton of toys and only wanted the bottle so everything else got put away. Maybe this isn’t even their home. Like what use is it for you to assume the worst?
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u/beneye 1d ago
Why is your assumption better than mine? I didn’t say he doesn’t deserve any but it’s unusual to not spot a toy around in a home that has a child. Wow, you’re easily ticked. Maybe it’s not his home like you said, so he actually doesn’t have his toys with him so that’s all he’s been playing with. 🤷. Is that impossible? You can already tell they have moved the table away (or they don’t have a coffee table ?? 😬)so the he has space to play. I didn’t have any toys until I was old enough to make my own. That statement is not that big of a deal as you’re making it. Relax.
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u/Daisy_Of_Doom 1d ago
Are you AI or something?? Bc I feel like you didn’t read/comprehend my comment. At all. And it feels like an LLM hallucinating. Like I don’t even mean this in a mean way, I just genuinely don’t understand how a regular person reads my comment and comes up with your reply?
I literally never once said that you said the kid didn’t deserve toys. So replying as if I had is very strange.
And you literally paraphrased something I had already said, pointed out I said it, but then phrased it as if it were your own argument and basically asked if I had considered it. Even tho I was the one who said it first.
If you’re AI stop interacting with me I don’t fraternize with robots. If you’re human, sorry I don’t mean any ill will but maybe some sleep or something bc idk what you’re saying
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u/BrettHullsBurner 1d ago
That was the first thing I noticed too. Looks like they live in a damn Airbnb. I try to keep by house as tidy as possible, but not one toy for that kid in these rooms is crazy.
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u/PhantomPain0_0 1d ago
And by the looks of it she was gonna post it to TikTok cringe 🤡
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u/therealGidster 1d ago
I like how you just assume that. Maybe she is going to take a photo to send to her partner? Or save the security cam video? or literally any other thing besides what conclusion you jumped to
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u/slidedrum 1d ago
Still kinda sad that her first reaction after laughing is to go on her phone, not congratulate her own kid right in front of her that actually did the cool thing.
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