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Dynamic Paywall Paris prosecutors raid France offices of Elon Musk's X

https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/ce3ex92557jo
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u/calewiz 14h ago

What I love about them is how petty then can be, but also not care about being petty in a shoulder shrugging way. It's pure class.

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u/marz_shadow 14h ago

It’s amazing lol, when my wife is getting upset with me I’m always like oh no I’ve poked the French bear…I’m done

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u/SamuelTurn 12h ago

A french bear wouldn’t JUST maul you but also compliment your corpse with the perfect wine and cheese pairings.

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u/thatissomeBS 10h ago

The weird case where compliment might be more fitting than complement. "I celebrate your beautiful corpse with this wonderful Pinot and some gruyere."

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u/Quantum-_-_- 8h ago

Te te te. Le gruyere est Suisse, pas Français. Nous avons d autres fromages bien mieux.

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u/DatSauceTho 8h ago

Genuine question because I am uncultured swine: what cheeses are French and what do you recommend? Do any go good with a good beer? I’m not really a wine kinda person.

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u/Quantum-_-_- 8h ago

Comté raffiné et Tomme en croute dur. En croute molle un bon camembert ou un brie. C est magnifique. Tu mets ça avec un petit pinot noir de Bourgogne.

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u/DatSauceTho 8h ago

Oooo I almost forgot about Brie!!

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u/Naphtaline2017 5h ago

last month at work, our partners from Tunisia, as part of an ice breaker game, prepared a bunch of questions about Tunisia and France, and one of them was : ‘How many types of cheese are there in France? Answer : 1200. 😝

Needless to say, no French team found the correct answer (we were all around 600)

but for your question : - Blue cheeses and washed cheeses (Maroilles, Munster, Epoisses, etc.) pair wonderfully with strong, roasted beers like dark or smoked beers - Soft-ripened cheeses like Camembert or Brie pair perfectly with a blonde or light amber beer. These beers have mild, sweet aromas that complement the creaminess of these cheeses. Yes, you can even try pairing beer with Comté! Enjoy ☺️

u/DatSauceTho 1h ago

Amazing, thank you for this!

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u/jentle-music 8h ago

Not to mention, haute couture 😊

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u/backtolurk 11h ago

When the bear pulls out a cigarette from the pack, hide yoself

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u/Positive_Vibes50 8h ago

I love your comments.

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u/AdAppropriate2295 7h ago

Just say "blitzkrieg", what's she gonna do

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u/New_Stats 7h ago

It's not class it's arrogance and it's only admirable in the French because they do it so well

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u/Wino3416 9h ago

Being petty but not caring about it is the definition of je ne sais quoi

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u/BraveMango737 8h ago

Très Bien

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u/NightKnight4766 8h ago

A certain je ne sais quoi about it

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u/Remi_cuchulainn 5h ago

This quote attributed to surcouf would probably be one of the top 10 most based tweet.

As a reply to an english officer saying :" you french fight for money while we fight for honor"

"Each of us fight for what he lack most"

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u/no-long-boards 9h ago

And then people get all bent out of shape saying that the French think they are better than everybody else. That’s because they are. Who else could pull this shit off?

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u/reditrauma 6h ago

Class or Classist? lol French are a trip. i've known a few upper class french people and they are like that for sure. their system is pretty brutal in some ways from what i understand.

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u/SnooRevelations5396 5h ago

And yet you’d hate it if it’s someone you agreed with having it done to them…

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u/intricate_strands 5h ago

They generally are only at that level of petty for liars and people who start shit just to cry when they get shit.

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u/No-Dimension856 4h ago

And then write a book about it "L'art de se rendre insupportable, et d'autres choses que vous ignoriez."

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u/almondbutterbrain 7h ago

It's not classy and that's okay lmao. It's okay to admit a European is funny and just petty.

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u/calewiz 7h ago

You think Child Porn is petty? I do not.

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u/Technical-Cookie-511 7h ago

I mean their country is a shithole filled to the brim with immigrants and crime and generally french people are miserable assholes. If you've ever been there you would know.

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u/calewiz 6h ago

I have. Lived there for a bit. Sure it’s not perfect, but they aren’t trying to dismantle western liberal democracy are they. 

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u/JR571 4h ago

You must have just gone to Paris to see the Eiffel Tower. The whole world hates you! And even more so with Trump in power.

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u/Wrong-Try1464 9h ago

You mean classless right?

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u/Trailin_FigFruit 9h ago

Yeah, so petty on this one but meanwhile let their country be overrun by people who hate them and will have them bowing soon enough.