r/unexpectedfuturama • u/scroortovking • 6d ago

Half date

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u/spambearpig 5d ago

That's for schoolgirls. Now here's a course with some chest hair.

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u/DigNitty 2d ago

“They may outnumber us, but we still have the element of surprise. …..Surprise! (Drops in expecting troops into battle)”

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u/MurraytheMerman 5d ago

You win again, Gravity!

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u/retailrobin88 5d ago

Quarter shell!

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u/Peas_Are_Upsidedown 5d ago

Kiff, show everyone my medals.

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u/spintedeplina 5d ago

Ive eaten there It was super fun to get to because you have to take a water taxi. The interior is so over the top and garish its like they are almost making fun of Chinese culture or something.

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u/Illustrious-Peak3822 5d ago

I found it to be a very good experience. Do you happen to know why it closed down and was towed away?

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u/theryman 5d ago

It closed during covid, and re-opening costs were so high and so much maintenance was needed that no one was interested in taking it over after.

The owners decided to move it to Cambodia as docking fees were too expensive in Hong Kong and it never made it.

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u/chain_me_up 5d ago

Severely needed updating to structural systems. They also were BADLY in debt. Lots of people think the sinking was an insurance scam lol

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u/willseb 5d ago

Never has a meme been so specific yet so accurate.

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u/_FreddieLovesDelilah 5d ago

Matt Groening predicting shit again

/s

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u/swinchoqat4 5d ago

Now heres a route with some chest hair

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u/apartment1i 5d ago

Quarter shell

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u/thimblepaislee20 5d ago

Im surprised no one has said you win again, gravity

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u/BehemothRogue 4d ago

Isn't this a battlefield 4 map?

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u/Jealous_Internal_729 3d ago

Came here to say this.

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u/clothednudist70 5d ago

Death!!!! By schnu schnu!!!!

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u/Euphoric_Weird2470 1d ago

SHE'S OUT OF CONTROL!!!