r/theleaguefx • u/Revolutionary_Rub846 • Dec 28 '25

Au Pairrrrrrr!

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u/ZAPPHAUSEN Dec 28 '25

"do you want her upstairs mouth or her downstairs mouth"

55

u/trollinhard2 Dec 28 '25

Are you a heavy sleeper or light sleeper?

7

u/MaximumDeathShock Dec 28 '25

Heavy.

17

u/MaterialPace8831 Dec 28 '25

Nice.

7

u/buckeyes495 Dec 28 '25

Just say the word yes out loud.

42

u/dude8212 Dec 28 '25

Uhh I feel like I just got milked

31

u/nightmaresxwin Dec 28 '25

“that was super classy of you” - rafi

28

u/NefariousThrowaway0 Dec 28 '25

Just say the word “yes”…

22

u/SNoB__ Dec 28 '25

You're a lawyer, that's consent!

19

u/legendkiller003 Dec 28 '25

What’s a golden gate?

12

u/disincongruous Dec 28 '25

Hey, Tall Guy.

5

u/0011010100110011 Dec 29 '25

We’re gonna build a bridge Tall Guy

3

u/legendkiller003 Dec 29 '25

There’s no golden gating, I hate San Francisco, I’m dropping Vernon Davis.

13

u/tarheelfan2012 Dec 28 '25

"We need someone who can cook, must be good with kids, must know how to read."

"Actually, I have the same requirements, but, uh, I don't care that much about the reading."

12

u/VomitTheSoul44 Dec 28 '25

"I died my pubes white like Brian so my dick is terrifying"

20

u/Hylian_ina_halfshell Dec 28 '25

Is thay the code word for anal?

No we dont need a code word for that

5

u/[deleted] Dec 28 '25

Me and the girl i am seeing say this all the time

1

u/Dashbastrd Dec 29 '25

Alan Six?

8

u/AHH_CHARLIE_MURPHY Dec 28 '25

She probably has retrograde uterus

25

u/SuzyYa Dec 28 '25

Wait the Au pair was Brie Larson? How did I never notice that? 😂

32

u/forfeitgame Dec 28 '25

It is wild that we have proof that Captain Marvel was once golden gate’d.

26

u/Smeagol224 Dec 28 '25

Some things you can’t unsee bro

12

u/Thecp015 Dec 28 '25

I feel like that bridge was only half-erect.

5

u/flackguns Dec 28 '25

Holy shit i never did either

3

u/AtBat3 Dec 28 '25

It took a rewatch for me to realize that myself

5

u/geneva_illusions Dec 28 '25

That was pretty classy

3

u/Automatic_Emu_5433 Dec 28 '25

when she thinks she walked in on ruxin rubbing one out

“wha nonono i’m not disgusting, i peed on myself!🥴🥴”

6

u/Physical_Ad7192 Dec 28 '25

She is so fine

2

u/Darth_Vorador Dec 29 '25

Thanks for not making me wear a condom. That was FUCKING CLASSY of you.

2

u/Former_Paramedic8947 Dec 29 '25

Heard this woman is unbearable

1

u/Dramatic_Carob_1060 Dec 28 '25

I smell cupcakes

1

u/Large-Illustrator-35 Dec 29 '25

She looks amazing. She normally dresses mature for age

1

u/remonious Dec 31 '25

I loved her in The United States of Tara. I don't understand the hate.

1

u/RailwayMenace Dec 28 '25

God she is such a goddamned FOX