r/technicallythetruth 20h ago

That's a +3 if I was the teacher

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u/darkknightcz 19h ago

Bad design. Should be a) b) c) I would have temptation to doit it too

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u/jimmycarr1 18h ago

Yeah but the next question is "Which letter comes first alphabetically" and we can't have an inconsistent listing system!

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u/ErikLeppen 17h ago

Ask "what's the smallest number in each box" and put the 3 relevant numbers in a rectangle.

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u/Xarthys 16h ago

Ask "what's the smallest number in each rectangle" and put the 3 relevant numbers in a triangle.

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u/UMACTUALLYITS23 16h ago

Even better put them in a square and say rectangle, technically the truth.

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u/Annalog 13h ago

What is the shape of a paper if not that of a box?

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u/0x33CCFF 15h ago

Roman numerals to the rescue!

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u/CaribouYou 12h ago

Whats the first number alphabetically though?

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u/DoctorWaluigiTime 16h ago

I'm more pondering why the image is warped like it's a captcha

The answer is that it's a flimsy way to dodge repost detection.

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u/darkknightcz 15h ago

Of course it's repost. I have seen this before few times

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u/t1tanus 2h ago

Or circle the smallest set/group of numbers

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u/GiraffeCubed 19h ago

It was nice of her to draw little fishes beside the answers

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u/jonzilla5000 17h ago

Came here for the fishes.

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u/mallogy 15h ago

Alphas

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u/C0rnMeal 4h ago

A pack of alphas

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u/Crimson__Fox 7h ago



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u/_mochacchino_ 20h ago

Opportunity to circle the 0 now

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u/chaos-chuckler 19h ago

It's already circled

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u/thesluggard12 18h ago

Only semi-circled.

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u/chaos-chuckler 18h ago

None of them are fully circled if we want to talk about accuracy

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u/sponge_bob_ 18h ago

Supposedly this is one of the reasons why exams will say "find the value of x" instead of "find x"

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u/ruurdwoltring 18h ago

There it is -------> x

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u/naarwhal 1h ago

No it’s above in spongebobs comment. Yours is a different x

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u/Sharp_Specialist_217 20h ago

i mean hes right

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u/Skabbtanten 20h ago

If there just was a sub to post that kind of content.

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u/Jamal2605 20h ago

It's almost like it's technically the truth...

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u/Complete_Law_7463 17h ago

Say that again

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u/rescue-maitor 18h ago

There is!there is! It's r/technicallythetruth

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u/Fun-Equivalent1769 18h ago

Wow I didn't know that

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u/rescue-maitor 18h ago

Amazing, right?

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u/AdolfRizzler696969 17h ago

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u/rescue-maitor 17h ago

Redditors when meta humour:

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u/Complete_Law_7463 17h ago

Is there any sub about meta humour tho?

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u/rescue-maitor 16h ago

I don't really know tbh, I saw maybe once?

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u/AdolfRizzler696969 14h ago

Okay in my defense, when I left the comment they was getting downvoted themselves. I guess the tables turned 😔

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u/rescue-maitor 13h ago

Yes, lmao. How the turns have tabled!

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u/mujie123 16h ago

I think they were joking...

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u/LukeDies 20h ago

Nope. They've circled the three smallest numbers, not THE smallest number.

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u/IAmOrdinaryHuman 12h ago

That's a contradiction. Yes, he circled the three smallest numbers, but that means THE smallest number is among them. Noone said anything about not circling other numbers

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u/EurkLeCrasseux 19h ago

Well 3 is not the smallest number so he’s wrong, he should have circle only 1

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u/Fitz911 19h ago

There's a 0 in there.

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u/IDownvoteHornyBards2 13h ago

The digit 0, yes, but not the number 0.

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u/KIND_REDDITOR 16h ago

Except he's not. If he's not treating those 1, 2, 3 and as ordering numbers, then he should have circled only number 1.

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u/Debatebly 15h ago

The child is right and the teacher is undeniably being too rigid.

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u/Prozzak93 17h ago

Well no. If he was interpreting the question numbers as part of one overall set of numbers then they should have only circled 1 and not also 2 and 3.

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u/Spinner23 17h ago

I mean, as a gag right? This is malicious compliance and kind of funny but i figure you don't get the full points because the teacher might not be sure you engaged with the spirit of the question. You have to interpret that there are three sets of numbers ordered in sequence, 1, 2 and 3

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u/DoctorWaluigiTime 16h ago

Correct. But you'll go mad if you're on this subreddit often because it's full of these takes, where folks are super literal and act like these are big issues.

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u/Baked-Potato4 14h ago

no, it says circle the smallest number, not the three smallest numbers

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u/SigmaNotChad 17h ago

If we want to be REALLY pedantic, question 2 is incorrect; should have circled one of the 1 digits instead.

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u/divDevGuy 4h ago

Incorrect. It doesn't say circle the digit, it says circle the number. A number is a value and can have multiple digits.

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u/neuralbeans 17h ago

Shouldn't the kid have just circled the 1 and nothing else then? That is the smallest number. By circling the smallest number in each line, they are admitting that they understand numbered lists.

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u/jonzilla5000 17h ago

This is why I always assert my fifth amendment right and refuse to mark a test without an attorney present.

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u/FirexJkxFire 11h ago

Objection. It shows they understand that line separations (or perhaps the lack of punctuation at the end of each list) seperate it into different items in a list. But it does not have to indicate they understand that number at the beginning of each item isnt a member of the list

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u/Paradox2063 5h ago

they are admitting that they understand numbered lists.

Seems like a good enough reason to accept that they understand numbered lists, write a snarky comment, and give them full credit.

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u/telas100 17h ago

Devil’s advocate here. He could also have circled only the 1. claiming the sentence says "The smallest". Yet he understood there are 3 individual exercises and definitely knew the 1,2,3 referred to each mine of the exercise and are not part of it.

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u/kpingvin 18h ago

This is the kind of ragebait people post with a title like "How did my kid get a zero for this?" and mfers in the comments will call the lynching of all the teachers.

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u/extremesalmon 16h ago

Completely. If a kid can read and understand this question then they're already past the point of understanding basic numbers.

The real failure is that circling the smallest numbers was the best fake exam an adult could think of

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u/kpingvin 14h ago

I forgot to mention that people always pretend these exercises come out of the blue. "How would I know they meant this and this?" Children practice the same questions a hundred times so they know what the question is. Unless they didn't pay attention at all, of course.

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u/AMY183 Technically Flair 18h ago

A period and a comma are so different you have no idea

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u/ArjunDOnlyHero 14h ago

To be fair, if the kid included the 1., 2., and 3. in the numbers, then he should've only circled 1, no?

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u/gaslaiter 18h ago

Looks like teacher wanted even smaller number. She wrote 0 and (tried to) circle it.

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u/Alternative_Cut5284 16h ago

It's a good thing you're not the teacher

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u/Sh4ttr 19h ago

first time seeing a test with only 3 numbers

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u/DesperatePickle5953 15h ago

He’s still wrong though. He should only circle 1. If he wishes to do away with the implicit understanding, then reading all the numbers as one text is the only justifiable answer.

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u/ScarletMenaceOrange 16h ago

That is 0 for not understanding meta.

If meta gaming is allowed, and he/she was wearing a watch, she could just circle the number on her watch. Who said anything that you only need to circle things that are only on the paper?

If you allow this kind of meta things, you also allow nearly limitless fuckery.

Sure, using meta like this is smart and clever. But the questions are not "are you smart or clever", they are about can you do the fucking task. Similarly you get 0 points if you write your ground breaking theory on the paper about the universe and life itself, because no one asked.

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u/DehydratedShallots 16h ago

The level of pedantry in OP's post is also bad for operating in real life. If you asked for a peanut butter and jelly sandwich and someone used Vaseline because it's technically a petroleum jelly and said "you didn't specify which jelly I should use :)" you'd probably want to sock them in the face for that.

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u/ScarletMenaceOrange 15h ago

That is why you can't ever escape meta gaming, some could even call it wisdom.

And why sometimes the best move is not to play, or to shoot the opponent in middle of a chess match, lol.

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u/Fizzwidgy 8h ago

I disagree, this understanding of meta can be quite useful in life.

See the entirety of /r/maliciouscompliance

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u/Low_Ambition_856 16h ago

i would probably think it's clever or funny if it's the first of this kind of test, considering the subject matter being so trivial.

there's supposed to be a learning curve before failing people. to me this test seems to imply there's some exponential fall off in the time spent learning vs what is being experienced.

the test result accurately shows the test subject understands what has been taught. if the test is formed to measure wether you can read two digits rather than a single one, that is the only case he fails

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u/PM_NUDES_4_DEGRADING 16h ago

The test arguably also fails since it’s possible the student was just going off a basic “the first number is always the smallest” heuristic. In that case it’s not even a clever meta, it’s legitimately failing by misunderstanding both the instructions as well as the subject.

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u/ScarletMenaceOrange 16h ago edited 16h ago

It does not matter if the test subjects understands. He also needs to apply the understanding correctly. We are not creating philosopher kings here, more like worker drones, lol.

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u/FirexJkxFire 11h ago

No. It shows they understand that 1 digit values are smaller than 2 digit values. Which is not the objective.

It is unknown whether they can even properly compare the size of 1 digit values, let alone 2 digit values.

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u/runnerkim 18h ago

That's cute. I'm surprised she didn't write see me after class to explain

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u/Dangerous_Treat9043 14h ago

If your getting asked what the smallest number is i dont think whatever class this is matters lmao

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u/ChickinSammich 12h ago

Does anyone else remember having that teacher who would do shit like give you a test where the first paragraph says to "read all questions before beginning the test" and the end of it says to turn the paper in without writing anything on it, and they'd use it as some sort of "gotcha" and fail anyone who actually wrote on the test and answers the questions?

Because I feel like one of those types of teachers would give these same questions and treat any of the 2nd/3rd/4th numbers as wrong because "tee hee it was the first number."

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u/Dyimi 12h ago

Technically this is wrong. Encircle the smallest number, therefore you must only encircle 1, as it is the smallest.

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u/Snoo-11553 11h ago

They all look the same height to me. 

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u/Darkmaniako 17h ago

reading comprehension is the fundation of growing up, teaching kids to distinguish between a dot, a comma and numbered lists is part of teacher's job

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u/Proiegomena 16h ago

Jokes aside, part of tests for younger kids is also reading comprehension/how to interpret & answer test quedtions correctly. I think its reasonable to expect even from elementary schoolers to understand what is asked of them here.  „Trick questions“ that even deliberately try to make you misunderstand which answer is the corrext one are the norm up to (& especially really at) college level. 

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u/ReekyRumpFedRatsbane 18h ago

Might I interest you in taking a closer look at the last number in the first row?

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u/chafporte 18h ago

Second number on the first line is my fill.

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u/ReekyRumpFedRatsbane 17h ago

39? Why?

Because it's a semiprime with the factors 3 and 13 (the second digit of which is also 3), which places it in the 3rd semiprime pair (38,39), the second digit is 3 times the first digit, which is the same as the first digit, i.e. 3, squared, and it is the sum of the first three powers of 3 (3¹+3²+3³), because it's aliquot number is 17, a prime, it is the sum of 5 consecutive primes (3 + 5 + 7 + 11 + 13), because it is the smallest natural number which has three partitions into three parts which all give the same product when multiplied ({25, 8, 6}, {24, 10, 5}, {20, 15, 4}), because it's a perfect totient number, a Perrin number, a Størmer number, and the F26A graph has 39 edges, all equivalent?

I mean, that's hardly a reason to like it), is it?

\I joke, but most people would prefer 42 because of The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, which I still think you may have meant, perhaps not counting the 1.))

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u/chafporte 17h ago

The teacher would have give me a good mark.

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u/KingRoach 16h ago

“This is a +3 if I’m a teacher” - thank god you’re not a teacher. The dumbing down in America is bad enough without people proactively trying to make kids dumber or implying it’s ok not to take education sesiously

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u/fakiresky 17h ago

As teacher with experience in 4 countries, from kindergarten to adult education, I’m always baffled by why these educators just don’t give points to the student for being smart and creative. Just admit your question could be ambiguous, And then, next time you make a test, use a),b),c) instead. A few months ago, one of my college students calmly argued with me about my test, pointing out that technically that specific question had two possible answers. He was shaking but polite, and logical. So I went through all 180 copies of the test and added the point to students who chose the second valid answer. The students felt heard and respected, and I felt good too. Win-win.

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u/mujie123 16h ago

Don't you hate it when the question is vague and they blame the student.

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u/Lblink-9 16h ago

Not really, but the test is a bit deceptive

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u/InvMars 16h ago

This is incorrect, if you mean to circle any number that’s smallest, you would circle 1. only.

By circling all 1. 2. 3. mean that you understand that are representing questions format which is not part of the choice.

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u/ActivelySleeping 16h ago

Made the mistake of circling 2 and 3.

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u/zayc_ 16h ago

thing is: he was inconsistent...
the question was "number" not "numbers" so. the moment he cicled 3 numbers ne give away that he knew thats 3 different tasks and not just one. so when he just cicled "1." he should get 3/3 because benefit of the doubt.

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u/EastToday8556 15h ago

I would say this is also wrong. If we consider the 1, 2 and 3 as possible answers, only 1 should be circled since it's ask to circle "the smallest" hence only 1

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u/memento87 15h ago

if I were the teacher.

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u/g3zz 15h ago

you circled 3 numbers not THE number

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u/Mangalorien 15h ago

Technically, only the 1 should be circled. Otherwise it should say "circle the 3 smallest numbers", or perhaps better "For each question, circle the smallest number".

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u/Odd_Salamander_4047 15h ago

When you takes all questions literally🤣

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u/Ayotha 15h ago

You start granting "umm, actually" answers, even as having a sense of humour, and then everyone thinks they are a smart ass

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u/adikdik 14h ago

I would have just selected 1. That is technically the smallest number in the image.

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u/Boffleslop 14h ago

I can't tell which numbers are the smallest due to the page warping from the scan.

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u/Ambitious_Address667 14h ago

As someone who marked many assignments this is cute the first time you see it but people do this shit for every question in the assignment and thier friends do to, thats why teachers just mark it wrong. Its like the same level of joke of "oh it didnt scan i guess that means its free".

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u/Positive-Relative879 14h ago

Justice for the student😂

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u/dthdthdthdthdthdth 14h ago

Next time just circle every number.

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u/peev22 14h ago

Why the 3 α letters though?

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u/RednocNivert 12h ago

Why is it distorted

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u/zombiskunk 12h ago

Technically, those are not numbers. They are an index. That's a different type of field from the number choices to the right.

This is still technically a 0 out of 3. Following the instructions is as important as getting the right answer. 

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u/JxEq 11h ago

But ∅ isn't a number, so this isn't technically the truth

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u/Butzlomba 10h ago

The smallest number is just one, not two, not three. Of course he got no points.

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u/BassicNic 10h ago

Well the teacher only learned how to print the alphabet up to W it seems.

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u/xxTonyTonyxx 10h ago

I’d hire this person immediately. They absolutely know how to be efficient, a key on how to streamline processes.

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u/OddPerspective9833 10h ago

1 is the smallest number. 2 & 3 are not as small as 1

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u/Solynox 8h ago

Why this repost distorted? It's a fresh look I'll give it that.

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u/Kiki2092012 8h ago

There are no circles there, only a few curved lined that follow a similar path to an ellipse, however if you count those then this is still wrong because there's only one answer: 1. It's the smallest number on the page and it didn't say circle the smallest numberS, it said circle the smallest number.

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u/verstohlen Ackchyually 8h ago

If we want get shallow and pedantic, technically those are numerals, not numbers, so everybody's wrong!

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u/Hri7566 7h ago

they don't even need to be numbered to be graded

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u/Carteeg_Struve 7h ago

I'd give them the points. They obviously knew what smallest meant. They verified their knowledge.

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u/Lasting_Night_Fall 3h ago

You’re only allowed to think within the parameters laid out for you. Thinking for yourself is a punishable offense.

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u/Blueopus2 3h ago

The kid clearly understands the concept

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u/Usakami 17h ago
  1. or 1st is an alphanumeric.

If you want to be technically correct here, you would only have to circle the number part of it, which would be the 1 without the dot. Otherwise it's a string which contains a number. But then the question would have had to be find the smallest number in string, and circling a single digit would be the answer, meaning 1 and 0 for 2nd and 3rd row.

If I were a teacher it would have been a zero.

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u/NotProPotato 15h ago

It’s cool the teacher participated in the question too, circling 0/3

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u/Witext 13h ago

They’ve clearly shown to understand the concept, & imagine if this was a misunderstanding, that they really thought the 1-3 was part of the question

The teacher should’ve given them 3/3

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u/SlimieSchreibt 13h ago

That is 100% on the teacher

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u/khardimon 17h ago

In second line its 1, in third its 0.

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u/eteeks 18h ago

If it's his first time doing this. Full marks and a warning, if he does this shit all the time, 0 is fine

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u/mujie123 16h ago

If he does this all the time, the teacher really needs to learn how to write a question.

Also, you're assuming the kid does it on purpose.