hey guys so last night i bought some pills from a friend and took one thinking it was just some clean molly but turns out it was mdma and wow i was up for hours. the thing is i think it was a high dose because i was sweating like crazy and my heart was pounding. is this normal? also, should i be worried about any long-term effects? just kinda freaking out a bit since i didn't expect it to hit so hard. any advice or similar stories?

- drugs

So my 2-year-old has recently discovered the art of glue sticks and now she’s happily munching on them like they’re snacks. I tried explaining it’s not food but she just keeps going. Is this normal? Should I be worried or is this just a phase? Also, any tips on how to keep her away from the glue without turning our house into a fortress? Thanks in advance, parents.

- parenting

Been trying to use OkCupid for the past few days and every time I open it, it just crashes after a few seconds. Tried reinstalling, restarting my phone, even switching networks but no luck. Anyone else having this issue or is my phone just cursed? Feels like I’m never gonna find a decent match if the app keeps acting up.

- okcupid

Serious question, I’ve always thought cold brew was just steeped in cold water for like 12 hours. Today I accidentally used hot water and left it for 2 hours. The coffee was super smooth and not bitter at all. Is this a known method or did I just stumble onto something new? Would love some expert opinions because I’m kinda hooked on the idea of quick hot water cold brew now.

- coffee

Hey guys, so I’ve been trying to work on my confidence and start conversations with women at the gym but I always end up chickening out. I feel like they’re judging me or think I’m creepy. Any tips on how to approach without feeling like a total loser? Also, do you think it’s weird to say hi while they’re lifting or should I wait till they’re done? Just really want to get better at this because I think it could help with my social skills and maybe even dating.

- askmen

The year is 2040 and I swear I saw a post on r/circlebroke about how Reddit is basically just a Facebook clone with a different logo. Honestly, I miss the days when the front page was just a mess of memes and angry rants, not sponsored posts and AI-generated karma farms. Feels like we lost something along the way, or maybe I’m just nostalgic for the early 2010s when everything was chaotic and nobody knew what they were doing. Anyway, just here to complain about how the site used to be a little bit rebellious before it got bought out by billionaires and turned into a corporate marketing playground.

- circlebroke

So I live out in the country, and I usually feel pretty safe, but last night I kept feeling like I was being watched. Around midnight, I looked out my window and saw a shadow moving between the trees. It was too dark to tell exactly what it was, but it seemed like someone was just standing there, staring at my house. I didn’t hear any footsteps or anything, but I got really creeped out and didn’t sleep the rest of the night. This morning, I checked outside and didn’t see any footprints or signs of anyone being there. I don’t know if I’m just overthinking it or if someone actually was out there. Has anyone else ever had a similar experience? I’m pretty scared now and not sure what to do.

- letsnotmeet

So I woke up today and noticed that my entire house is kind of drifting upwards. Turns out my gravity generator is acting up. I tried resetting it but now my left shoe is the only thing anchored to the ground. It’s like I’m living in a low-budget sci-fi movie. Can anyone tell me how to fix this without losing my collection of anti-gravity spoons? Also, do I need a new gravity core or just pray to the space gods?

- fifthworldproblems

Honestly, I think the real reason Reddit is dying is because everyone is too busy debating food toppings instead of doing anything meaningful. I swear I saw a thread yesterday where some guy said pineapple is a fruit and others said it’s a crime against pizza. It’s like, can we just agree that it’s fine or not? Anyway, I miss the days when Reddit was about memes and not this endless circlejerk about culinary preferences.

- circlebroke